a scientist is always fine

Katie. Aspiring pasticle astrophysicist. Not great at tumblr anymore but here we are. "Best friends since childhood, Bucky Barnes and Steven Rogers were inseparable in both the schoolyard and the battlefield." previously known as: jimmorlockholmes & dadstilinski

[queenkoriandr-deactivated202410]

Elizabeth Olsen x Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch || Part One - Part Two

[turing-tested]

did you know? the human body only uses 15% of it’s bones at any given time. imagine what would happen if we had access to 50%, or even 80% of our bones

[poploppege]

Why is it that from 12 am to 4 am water enters a state where it is so much better in every way

[owmyeyeballs]

Because you are tired your higher brain functions shut down, leaving only your ancient fish brain. It likes the splash

[daggerkid]

Cam confirm I had two glasses of water in one sitting and it was the shit

[owmyeyeballs]

you have pleased your brain fish

[esperlesbian]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[berrystumpytail]

God i wish someone would sell me a haunted house. Ghosts aren’t real and I’d love to get a really nice house for like half the price that it should be. 

[piruvieteri]

and if they are real you can fuck them.

[berrystumpytail]

This guy gets it!

[blacksquares-deactivated2018090]

pythagoras believed that out of all the planets earth was the worst and the further you could get away from earth the better. some guys burned down his house but he didnt lose his cool he just walked out into the woods and died

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[xxxtictacion]

If I could pin a Tumblr post this would be the one

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

at the therapist

me: this week has been so quiet and mysterious….I’ve been an 8 on the hozier scale of brooding and I’ve made love to the banshee

my therapist: for the last time “mysterious” is not a quantifiable mood and I don’t know what the fuck the hozier scale is

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

2 weeks later

my therapist, finally worn down by my nonsense: okay, you know what, tell me the scale

me, unrolling an ancient scroll i’ve been keeping in my rucksack for just this occasion:

1. awake at dawn communing with the owls

2. holding a wake for a fox i found in a forest that had hyacinths growing from its chest

3. titties

4. finding the baba yaga

5. covering myself from head to toe in peony petals and walking into the sea

6. swimming in a peat bog and discovering the toads are all lesbians

7. assembling ikea furniture for my wife

8. titties again, but avant garde 

9. inviting the banshee in for tea

10. crawling into the moss within an old hollow log deep in the forest and eating out persephone 

[music]

sarahs-shahi: are you aware of your lesbian cult following because we are OUT here

[music]

swiggidy-swagrid: Are you aware of the people claiming you are of the fae folk/a nature spirit? If so, how do you feel about it and can you confirm or deny it?

[mindysoung]

my bongocat contribution

[izmeuseless-deactivated20190201]

@ghostroi

[bemusedlybespectacled]

how to “get” fahrenheit temps

think of it as a percentage of heat

40% hot? eh, kind of on the chilly side

75% hot? that’s pretty warm now

20% hot? that’s actually not warm at all

110% hot? we’re dying

[ineffabells]

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[lich-of-the-golgari]

Fun fact: the Fahrenheit scale is used in temperature according to how it feels to a human. So looking at in percents actually is what you should do

[s3diya]

Now can I get a cheat sheet for Celsius

[tomorroejones-deactivated202209]

Ask water how hot it feels.

[anisetheapothecary]

We are multiple generations now with no experience with strikes, and I see a lot of confused, well meaning people who want to help but don’t know strike etiquette.

1. Never cross a picket line of striking workers.

2. Never purchase or take free goods from a company who’s workers are striking

3. Honk to support strikers if you drive by a picket line.

4. Join strikers on the picket line even if it’s not your strike, but follow their directions and defer to them while there.

5. Say “that’s great, the strike is working, the company should negotiate with their workers” whenever someone complains about profits lost, inconveniences or other worker-phobic rhetoric. Always turn it back on the company, who has all the power and money.

[tveitz]

yeah i can really relate to characters in musicals because i also make a lot of extremely terrible decisions in just the span of two hours

[thejoeboard-deactivated20181230]

This so deep!! 👏🏼😩💯

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

This is so sad Alexa play Despass Eato

[rosetylecr]

+29 diana prince icons; feel free to use!