for a satire news site they hit the nail on the head
Holy fuck
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for a satire news site they hit the nail on the head
Holy fuck
I said I wouldn’t do this again, yet here we are
Headcanon
//In the original BLU timeline (so saying the movie is set 1999), Tophe went to McDonalds in 1998. There was a special sauce promoting the Disney movie Mulan- Szechuan Sauce.
He was never the same afterwards
For the rest of his days, he craved that fucking sauce
Alas, fate is a cruel mistress and he never got another taste of that fucking sauce.
-in Kyle’s arms-
"I'll... I'll go out and find some more of zat Mulan Szechuan teriaki dipping sauce, Kyle! Because zat's... zat's what this is all about, Kyle! Zat is my one-armed man! I am not driven by avenging my dead comrades, Kyle- ZAT WAS FAKE! I'm driven by finding zat McNugget sauce! I want zat Mulan McNugget sauce, Kyle!! That's my series arc, Kyle! If it takes NINE MOVIES!!! I want my McNugget... dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Kyle! Zat's what's going to take us all the way to the end, Kyle! Season... NINE MORE MOVIES, KYLE!!! Nine more movies until I get zat dipping Szechuan sauce! For 97 more years, KYLE... I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE, KYLE!!!"
-dies-
Headcanon
//In the original BLU timeline (so saying the movie is set 1999), Tophe went to McDonalds in 1998. There was a special sauce promoting the Disney movie Mulan- Szechuan Sauce.
He was never the same afterwards
For the rest of his days, he craved that fucking sauce
Alas, fate is a cruel mistress and he never got another taste of that fucking sauce.
god is too busy murdering millions of africans and being homophobic to do april fools. the real joke is people think he's a good guy,.
reblog if u won’t be posting any screamers on april fools
//I doodled a smol Tophe doll thing?? It was inspired by Coraline but it's not like the dolls in the movie bc I couldn't resist tiny nub arms haha.
Idk I think it's cute but then again I can't draw for shit
@ofbeldams taggin u because it's vaguely beldam-related
ANIMATION NEWS: Trey Parker and Matt Stone have confirmed that Season 21 of South Park will feature another season-long story arc, and say they are ‘very proud’ of how Season 20 turned out.
Other people: *write really detailed and well-thought-out analyses of characters they like*
Me, sobbing in the corner, keyboardsmashing: I just love this character so fucking much man
no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,
fxdele:
Christophe accepted the explanation; it made sense enough for a dream.
He found it odd that she didn’t react to his foul mouth at all. No reprimand or threat of being grounded for two weeks. He quite liked this change.
Additionally strange was the fact that he felt himself quickly growing accustomed to the tender touches of the Other Mother. They were soft and reassuring- if most mothers did this, he certainly had been missing out.
“Slow down,” he thought to himself, coming back to his senses. “She’s a freak wiz buttons for eyes, don’t go and become a quivering pussy just yet.” Still he played along, though he made sure not to let down his guard completely.
“Eh, what do I want? Zere is no need to make more food.” He took a sip from the glass, contemplating for a moment his next question.
“If I may ask…are zere…other, Other People? Like…an other father? Or is it just you?” He felt rather foolish, but asked anyway. He hardly remembered the real Mr. DeLorne; they hadn’t seen each other in years. Thus Christophe had no clear frame of reference. Still, he wished to see what his mind would cook up.
“Oh no, you have an other father of course, an other Gregory. I made this world just for you, so that you can be happy and enjoy yourself here. In this perfect world, there are no responsibilities, no hardships, no reasons for you to worry. Just, endless fun, merriment, and excitement. Just say the word, and it’s yours.” She replied before snapping her fingers as from the doorway came a tall man. He looked almost like an older Christophe, but a slightly different jawline and his hair wasn’t as scruffy. But it was the same nose, the same hair color. Though there was of course the button eyes.
“Bonjour, my son. I trust you enjoyed the dessert your maman prepared for you.” Said The Other Father with a small chuckle. The Other Mother smiled, and went away to the door, before coming back not a moment later with the Other Gregory.
“Hello old chap.” Said the other Gregory with a smile.
“ Is there anything else my love?” Asked the Other Mother, as she went over to Christophe and placed a hand on his shoulder.
"Well I'll be damned." Christophe stood up, looking at the Other Father with a raised eyebrow, inspecting him. It was kind of impressive; the boy couldn't help but stare at the man who looked so much like him. Christophe gave a quiet "Hello," trying to organize the billion questions surfacing in his mind- things that could be saved for later.
And then there was Other Gregory. The Brit's doppelganger was almost exact, except for the eyes- the voice was definitely accurate.
"Hello, ozer Gregory. I suppose you're a less annoying version of him, eh?" He spoke in jest, a pleased smile on his face.
He glanced back at the Other Mother when she put her hand on his shoulder. "I don't zink so, I mean- it's already a bit, ah...overwhelming, to be frank. I mean, sheet, it's a lot." Unconsciously, his hands went to his pockets. "Erm, merci, mama. Truly."
Callout Post for Myself
// Complains that they have tons of replies to get to, and instead of doing those replies and finishes them sends memes to people, thereby creating new threads.
//going to bed, gn peoples c:
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☹ ✺
☹: something that makes my muse upsetBroken promises. Tophe would rather people just not make promises (especially ones they know they can't keep) to begin with. Thus he himself tries to avoid saying "I promise ____" as much as possible.✺: something my muse loves and never gets tired ofHe loves shitty puns, sort of out of a general liking of wordplay and part because he is a cringelord lmao. (Refer to that awful buttfor joke he made in canon pfft) He will laugh at a lot of terrible puns- like, the gallows of fucking humor. The laughter might me accompanied by a "god damn it" or calling the person an idiot, but 11 times out of 10 he actually did find it funny.
muse headcanons!
send me a symbol and i’ll tell you:
☠: my muse’s biggest fear ☮: when my muse feels the most at ease ☺: something that makes my muse happy ☹: something that makes my muse upset ♫: my muse’s favorite song, band, and/or music genre ✇: my muse’s favorite movie, director, and/or film genre ♔: my muse’s celebrity crush(es) ❤: what my muse looks for in a person they like ☂: my muse’s favorite season or time of year ∞: if my muse believe in ghosts, aliens, etc. ✧: what my muse’s netflix queue looks like ✎: what my muse’s best subject in school is/was ♧: something my muse is really good at ✺: something my muse loves and never gets tired of ✗: something my muse hates or gets angry about ☆: what my muse would be famous for if they were famous ✿: what my muse would like to do when they’re older ✈: where my muse would go if they could move anywhere ✆: the last person my muse called and what it was about ✉: the last person my muse texted and what the text said
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Gracias friendo :3 Feeling's mutual!