Markiplier Saved My Life

~/Mun is Taylor/She-Her/Muse is Jack, a fallen angel/He-Him/Other muse is Max, a shapeshifter that is a wolf/He-They/I have a side blog where I rp as Rose from SU/I rp/I draw/I love Markiplier/Feel free to rp or ask me questions/I'm depressed but that's okay my grades are more important/~

[constable-frozen]

[bigboykings]

WHATTT

[galakticbabe]

ASIA NEEDS TO FUCKING CHILL YALL TOO FUTURE

[nat3601-deactivated20170823]

My God what they said ^^

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

Wtt

[nyokoko]

THIS SHIT LIT THO

[thegardenofeedan]

Where do YALL even practice this prior to the game???

[komplexx904]

Homygawd

[chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes]

How does…….never mind

[meaningfullymarked]

[bluesey]

[yellowlemonpatch]

OMFG

[spectre79]

love it still

[fukirvana]

P U M P I N

(what am i doing at 11pm with vegas)

[castorochiaro]

overwatch boys

[grumpquoteoftheday]

reading time with arin & danny (watch til the end) (warning: lots of precious dan giggles)

[gqotd]

[oisynbly]

[renegade-shepard-archived]

holy fuckin hell

[androginking]

say hello back you monster

[cloudfreed]

HEWWO? HEWWO? HEWWO?

[ferdf-teenthousand]

THEY’RE LEARNING

[androginking]

Always serving the Villain Fantasy. 🖤, Andro Gin (at 1306 Miami)

[park-jimin-ismykink]

Drag + Lion King is not something I knew I needed in my life, yet here I am.

[chiaranun]

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

[timetraveldean]

You need to watch this, basically almost all nursing homes here in Portugal are doing the bottle flip challenge and it’s the best thing ever. Here’s one of the videos

[katedrawscomics]

the only acceptable dabs

[micdotcom]

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

[discoverynews]

We’re trying this tonight!

[askragtatter]

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

[queenofsabah]

?????????????

[potatogestapo]

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

[rewritethis-story]

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

[queensimia-deactivated20181215]

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.

[orikomi-deactivated20181216]

me gonna try it

[aconitvms-deactivated20171225]

dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.

[s-squishysquibbles-deactivated2]

how to design a family where each member looks unique yet still similar enough to be related

how to not

[tanknaka]

and if anyone wants to complain because “ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF ANIMATION!!!”

don’t wanna talk pixar?

[spoonieshepard]

  Ok but these three all look the same so what now

[forestbeast]

they are. triplets. they are. identical.

[peppapigvevo]

IM DYING AT THE TRIPLETS FROM BRAVE

[mysterymooseman]

tear him down Richie 

[just-shower-thoughts]

The word “swims” is the same upside down

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

smiws??

[eazyintheheezy]

upside down, not backwards. silly.

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

Ethan. If you turn a w upside down you get an m.

[eazyintheheezy]

oh i see what you mean. You’re kind of visualizing it like a flip side of a coin or card, take the word “swims” and turn it upside down by actually turning it 180 degrees. 

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

THATS WHAT UPSIDE DOWN MEANS

[eazyintheheezy]

bella do me a favor and literally write down the word on a piece of paper and turn it upside down

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

OKAY BUT I DONT SEE HOW THATS GONNA 

oh

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

[birdungehrl]

Ironically enough, your sad, angry smiley face will also read the same when turned upside down…

[cartoonnetwork]

What’s it like to switch places with Nicole? Maybe harder than you might think… 

[benwooxxi]

IM YELLING

[poyzn]

NSFW because you’re not allowed to cry at work.

[beardset]

[dailycrest]

[kalmyovagina-deactivated2018052]

[fxllenxngel-risenking]

ITS TOO SWEET

[dirkfucker]

reblog if you:

- flinch away when someone touches you.

- panic when you accidentally break an object.

- get scared when someone walks behind you.

- feel your heart rate increase at every sudden noise.

- are easily panicked by slightly-louder-than-normal sounds.

- stare apprehensively at your bedroom doorway for hours at night.

- have trouble making eye contact with people.

- always feel either too mature or too immature for your age.

- simultaneously crave and be terrified of physical contact.

because i do all of these

[martiantoad]

Making this released a curse onto my soul

[ihatejonarbuckle]

the “everything about you makes me want to die” garfield is me