in among the weave of it

👽 i’ve been contracted to watch this horizon and will 🛸 be here until something happens. over. 🦄 tell them it will. over. 👽

[amwult]

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

[1991series]

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

[mermaidgothic]

not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead

[garbagequeer]

since 2010 we have lived in a beautiful world where you can go online and read stories about real life heterosexual evil millionaires where they’re decent and in gay love with each other. all because they put andrew garfield and his big ass brown eyes in a movie. 13 years ago

[chromaticabrasions]

@gaylorddotgov

[akumeoy]

really interesting how wire mother is objectively the most interesting & well-written character on the show but cloth mother gets all the fic because people who don't even watch it see her & say "uwu soft gorl". fuck off

[studentofetherium]

this is a fucked up thing to see on a youtube video

[jeeu]

[kyoshi]

tumblr isn’t only about you :/

why

[tomassci]

we did it tumblr

[transgender-mp3]

SCHOLASTIC MAGAZINE???

[damascusdalek]

Not only has Goncharov broken containment but it's now fully immortalized in print. Fantastic work everyone.

[generallemarc]

Truly, the greatest mafia movie ever made.

[b0nkcreat]

a choir of adoring angels has surrounded my blog. and they come bearing a request i simply cannot refuse

[rogersandclarke]

religious people: thank you god for inventing the accordion i love it soso much <3333

atheists: its seriously incredibly beautiful that people invent instruments like. someone came up with the idea for the accordion. howw.

agnostics: no one knows where the accordion came from

[ihateleagueoflegends]

[knitmeapony]

There are a lot of video game fandoms that absolutely lose me at the very shallow end of the pool, but the Sims fandom always makes me feel like I'm absolutely drowning in an inch of water

[nudityandnerdery]

It's because they let you in and then removed the ladder.

[planetofsnarfs]

A.I. tried to recreate gymnastics and gave us a Lovecraftian nightmare of unimaginable terror

ALL HAIL OCTOBUTT!

[myothertardisisonthemun]

This is the ideal gymnast body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like...

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

Natalie M’phylgwnth from Carcosa just finished her beam routine, which has left another judge screaming and blind. We’re going to take a break as they look for another volunteer.

[atalana]

[planet-motherfucker]

[spacemancharisma]

a spiritual successor to “is there cannibalism in hannibal?”, my new favorite comment on does the dog die, found in the entry for Cronenberg’s Crash:

[roycohn]

for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language

[208tinyhorses]

Most english orthographic reforms fail because they're trying to make the language better when they should be making it worse. In pursuit of that idea, starting in fall 2024 we're adding six new letters to make reading harder.

1. Reverse P

Completing the b-d-p rotational cycle and causing confusing with g and q (the hook on the q is now mandatory).

2. Lower i

Uppercase is a lowercase i and lowercase is an even lower i.

3. Left bracket

For it's hard work over the years, [ is being promoted to the alphabet proper. Lower case is a reverse h. Fuck right bracket.

4. Long M

Just like a regular M but two of the legs keep going. Long M is a vowel in all cases that Y isn't.

5. Reverse X

Like X but in reverse. To tell the difference we're adding these little curls to X, so regular X now looks like this

6. Reverse F

Uppercase is a reverse F, lowercase is an upside down v. Fuck you is why.