No Shit Sherlock

fuckjng around and finding out Identity my gender? I barely know er.

[fxxx-off-watson]

Stop asking me for money.

I have 80¢ in my checking and double digits in my savings please stop asking me for money. I can’t fucking do this. My ask button is don’t ask for money. I am living check to check and every time I get an ask I feel like the worst fucking person in the world. To ask me for money you have to click a button that says don’t ask for money.

I am sorry people are suffering and struggling and everything else. But I have nothing to give. Please leave me alone. This app is where I go to relax and forget all the shitty stuff, stop bringing it to me when I am fucking helpless.

I can’t tag this because then the algorithm will bring me all that I avoid.

[hyumjim]

Starting a collection

[hyumjim]

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[themangledmess]

[akashicrecord]

Hey! Wanna fuck? Meet me on MyChart....

[fxxx-off-watson]

15? Year old me really had big feelings on gender and sex and yet no clue she wasn’t cis

[fxxx-off-watson]

Ah the other crisis!

[fxxx-off-watson]

15? Year old me really had big feelings on gender and sex and yet no clue she wasn’t cis

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[ihatenearlyeverything]

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

[oatmealbrain]

And boy are they clumsy

[hydrangeafae]

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

[polar-solstice]

IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!

They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭

[sindri42]

BONK!

[hyperfixations-and-hecticness]

I like that Supergirl says it’s okay to kill someone’s abuser so long as you don’t let the thirteen year old do it and I like that Supergirl says vengeance will not solve things but neither will allowing a cycle of violence to continue

[catbayunthestoryteller]

And I like how Supergirl addresses the real issues and lets the girls be messy instead of "teaching her a lesson" that she needs to be nicer. She is not nice but she is kind!

[ravioliet]

and what if i said Rocky and Adrian with Grace

[galileosballs]

Let's say I really wanted to reduce the number of children who die in car accidents. Car accidents are really bad, right? Nobody disagrees about that. And it would be much better for both the environment and the kids' health if they spent more time walking, or taking the bus. Perfectly reasonable. More cars off the road, safer roads, fewer kids getting hurt, healthier kids. A win-win!

Therefore, let's ban children from traveling by car and require all cars to have a scanner on the door that scans the government ID of everyone who gets in the car to make sure no kids are in there. After all, kids get hurt in car accidents all the time! We need to ban this right away!

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

anon in my inbox said fanfic writers who wrote about dark and taboo topics were not “real writers” because of what they wrote about.

reblog if you believe anon is wrong and writers are writers, no matter what they write about. no matter how they portray these taboo topics.

reblog if you believe art can be about topics that are controversial, taboo or outright disturbing, and artists who create controversial, taboo or outright disturbing art are as valid as artists who create art of conservative values.

reblog to laugh at anon ♡

[ladyofwitheredroses]

Any person who writes is a real writer, there’s no right or wrong way to be a writer

[willowwhirll]

Just watched supergirl and oh my god i am so obssed with the fact that we have a female main character and shes sloppy and snippy and rude and an alcoholic and messy and flawed. And yet shes still able to be kind and good and be an inspiration to people. All while not having a romance and while not trying to appeal to anyone. This is what everything should be.

[nqs00]

⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️

Again, GO WATCH IT Y'ALL.

[briarette]

if supergirl 2026 has 1000 fans, i am one of them. if supergirl 2026 has 100 fans, i am one of them. if supergirl 2026 has 10 fans, i am one of them. if supergirl 2026 has no fans, i'm dead.

[quasi-normalcy]

"Is this movie actually bad, or does it just have a female protagonist?"

"It's actually bad."

*I watch the movie*

*it has a female protagonist*

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[pazithigallifreya]

I think Sherlock Holmes is actually surprisingly good with children. It catches Watson off guard the first time he sees Holmes interacting with children because he assumed Holmes would be awkward or uncomfortable with them, but he's not.

Maybe not actual infants, but, say 4 or 5 and older. A lot of people have trouble dealing with kids because they're not always able to say what's wrong or what they need and it can be intensely frustrating, but Holmes is pretty good at deducing why little Lizzy is cranky (the dress her mother made her wear over her protest is scratchy and pinching her and too hot) or why little Johnny is scared (adults shouting upset him).

He speaks to them like actual people and listens when they speak to him instead of engaging in that baby talk nonsense people keep up way past an age where kids are fully aware they're being condescended to. He knows they often speak the truth as they understand it in their limited experiences and knowledge and can extrapolate what's actually going on.

He actually doesn't mind their company either, often finding them less frustrating than adults who have far less excuse for ignorance and who dumped their imagination and curiosity about the world years ago and are stubbornly set in their ways

He has no trouble recruiting his Irregulars because they flock to him willingly. He respects and trusts them, and they respect and trust him in turn. He comes to them when he needs help, and they come to him as well when they need something, and you'd better bet he helps, even if it's boring, even if they don't have so much as a shilling to offer in return. Those are his children, dammit.

Sherlock Holmes, adoptive father to half of London's street kids

[fxxx-off-watson]

Part of this read to me as Gordon Ramsey interacting with kids vs pros and I’m in love.