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Cosmic Funnies
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@fyeahdavidwong
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David Wong, John Dies at the End
i made some jdatentines?
bonus:
jdatentines, year three!
2015
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The talk of ax gods has me thinking about David from John Dies At The End again. Being one 1 / 5 people that seem to read the book series, it gets kinda quiet.
ajfxkgdkh this poster is so fucking funny. there's so much going on & it brings to mind some kinda busy screen stopping-the-apocalypse in an elaborate city-wide battle & not some bullshit midwestern town, a mustache flies off a guy's face to bite another guy on his face, low enough budget that at one point they came up with an excuse to fucking switch from live action to animation
right! paul giamatti at no point comes into contact with a tentacle! he spends most of the movie sitting down in a restaurant, is told that actually he's dead & is shown his own corpse that looks nothing like him that's shoved into the trunk of his own car that he had driven to the restaurant, then disappears mid-sentence
Not enough whales OR tentacles smh
agreed, though i do not see a single whale in that poster. what i DO see is that weird flying thing towards the upper-right that doesn't look like anything i remember from the movie. if anything it looks like it could be BATMANTIS???? which is anachronistic
BATMANTIS???? prophecy foretold.
- I’m not gonna stand by while some white fuzz from another dimension invades our world and infects every last man, woman and child.
John Dies at the End (2012), dir. Don Coscarelli
brain parasite tells me what to do
- So, uh… the black stuff, this Soy Sauce. That’s a drug, right?
John Dies at the End (2012)
Prescription medication: Lycosidae
Used to treat the side effects of interdimensional attacks including the worshipping of a highly advanced cybernetic pig brain.
Side effects may include but are not limited to: screaming, sobbing, insomnia, anxiety, delusory parasitosis, hallucinations, and a visit from Robert North.
Ingest entire serving.
Do not take before bed.
Do not ingest with Soy Sauce of any kind.
Cannot be used to treat those already infected.
more john dies at the end doodles
every year since sophomore year i’ve had to do some kind of book cover assignment, but i have only ever read three books so they all ended up being part of the john dies at the end trilogy. this is such a cool way to measure my growth as an artist over the last three years!!!!!!! i got so much better in so many ways and i’m so proud of myself!
trees can’t read
#[tree voice] looks like i ‘wont be eating’ this sign guys
There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they’re standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?
Bob Howard, about Angleton (via incorrectlaundryfilesquotes)