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@fyeahzeusbitches
"If you are a male and you look pregnant, I would suggest you start working out. Or see a physician, as it could be a tumor or something similar."
"…Are you calling me fat?"
Son, congratulations on your first pregnancy. I'll have to alert the rest of the Gods right now.
....brother
"Oh sir, I am not questioning anything. I’m just a humble old man who own a pizzeria."
— re-di-denari
MY NAME IS FUCKING ZEUS NOT JUPITER. WHY DID YOU ROMANS CHANGE MY NAME.
Um, hello Zeus. Why don’t you trust my hair, it seems pretty trustworthy to me.
— yancyalsonancy
YOU ARE THE DAUGHTER OF APHRODITE.
Well I’m not on Mt. Olympus am I?
I’m on a boat, motherfucker, don’t you ever forget.
ah dats right you hate land as a son of my brother i understand your pain. But your side lost long ago. Being made of thunder I would woop yo pirate ass.
Wait a minute
THAT MEANS I WANTED TO DO MY HALF-BROTHER
Fuck that shit. We do that all the time on MT. Olympus. Tis all in the name of fun and sport. Manly abs are the best. They are thick like bacon.
I have a confession to make. Thorton is not really my son. No. He’s the son of Balder.
You’re such a creepy guy it really terrifies me. If Cheren was your son then I am too. But neither of us are so whatever.
Thou art joking my child. I am thy father. Thou seed made da womanz preggers.
I have a confession to make. Thorton is not really my son. No. He's the son of Balder.
hello friends i am here
ZEUS!
"I don’t feel the love I feel the presence of a pedophile."
I AM THY FATHER!!!!!!!!!!
"YOU SCARE ME MORE THAN MY BROTHER GO AWAY PLEASE I THINK I HAVE A GUN."
Why does thou hurt thy father's feelings. Do you feel the love in my heart. I have nothing but respect for you and the shota force so why do you betray me. WHY IS THOU THOU.
The lil’ Dedenne guy nibbled on the furniture…
Thy name is Zeus. What troubles thou?
Can I be your weird adopted pet son thing?
Yes thou has pleasth me. You are henchforth my adopted son.
undiluteddreamer
Is my son!
"Umm…. Cheren. You do realize that is a God you just dissed right?"
BLUE CREATURE! I SUMMON THE TO THY SIDE. WHILST THOU BE BLESSED.
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"More like you’ve been too busy to learn how to spell properly."
how DARE YOU FUCKING INSULT YOUR DADDY! I'm ZEUS BITCH! *lighting bolts come out of his hands and his eyes glow white*
"…………………………………."
Damn you're a big boy now. I've been to busy fucking bitches to pay attention to my favorite son. You've grown up to be a fine young man.
