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The Micronesian island of Yap is known for its stone money, known as Rai or Fei. They use large doughnut-shaped, carved disks of calcite, some as large as 13 ft in diameter. The rai is still used today for social transactions, such as marriage, inheritance, & political deals. – WTF Fun Facts

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rai_stones

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[look-like-a-radical-normal]

Someone who's never seen Rocketman, please explain to me what's happening here.

[manda-kat]

Maleficent's younger and more fashionable brother stares down the latest target of his wrath; Richie Rich.

[knife-dad]

A tiefling bard about to absolutely roast this unsuspecting child

[captainkirks-assandmrspocks-sass]

Satan’s Quinceciñera gets interrupted by the home alone kid

[tiefling-queer]

just an average episode of mighty morphing power rangers

[bogfuckers]

Tuesday

[snickerslizard]

The beginning of The Devil Went Down to Georgia

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Just an average Saturday...Saturday..Saturday

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🤔

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Trump vs God on Easter

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[dankmemeuniversity]

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Blizzard: Spills everywhere

Dairy Queen employee:

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[beatlemeat-archive]

from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible

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Turn around bright eyes, well fuckin every now and then I fall apart!

[kodaksnacks-blog]

[karmasex]

I literally just had a stroke

[backdoorteenmom]

So did the grandfather

[twentyeightpalms-deactivated202]

Honestly his dying grandfather is the luckiest person in this equation.

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i cried so hard when we watched the lion king in first grade that my teacher called my parents and sent me home early

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in high school i was questioned by the principal over drug use because i accidentally left my notebook in the bathroom and a teacher opened it to a drawing of an anime character saying “all i want for christmas is weed” but really i was a repressed nerd and never smoked a weed in my life

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i made a joke about anal fissures in front of my extremely religious roommate and i thought she was gonna yell at me but instead she asked what an anal fissure was

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i thought hatsune miku was a real person 

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in grade 8 i got in trouble for saying vagina in science class so the teacher made me fill out this stupid discipline worksheet and one of the questions was “how do i feel about what i did” 

i answered “good”

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[knowtherealcost]

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[hydro-homies]

Can confirm this

[meckamecha]

Modern laundry sauce doesn’t cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did

[starlightandtears]

…..call it something else

[theponyarchive]

clothes marinade

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

Fabric Juice

[dashbeardconfessional]

outfit soup

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Linen Dressing

[elfzelda]

right on man 

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Don’t you mean Donkeystrength?