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Reblog If You Haver Ever Used One of These Or Just Know What It Is

chrysanthemiller

It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is

xeppeli

wtf is this some kind of choclat bar

bidoof

This object has killed over 400,000 people

ginathethundergoddess

oh my god.

ashashi-corner

…

Guys.

We’re old.

WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW

*PANICS*

capillaryspice

chinoking

bizarrolord-deactivated20241123

I LOVE BOOZE

BOOZE LOVES ME

HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE

I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR

ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR

spacecolonie

i challenged myself to redesign an amy that i actually liked and here she is. strong and sassy and too busy thinking about her kitty gf to worry about sonic :3c

weloveshortvideos

ca-tsuka

French poster and stills from “Mune” french animated CG feature film directed by Alexandre Heboyan and Benoit Philippon (Onyx Films).

huffpost

What You Didn’t Learn In Sex Ed

We know that the majority of the clitoris is internal and that the external nub is just the tip of the iceberg, but you’d be hard-pressed to find that information in a sexual health textbook. In fact, you’d be hard-pressed to find many mentions of the clitoris at all in a sexual health textbook.

Learn more about the clitoris and why it’s so important to female sexuality here.

japhers

things I think about at night

incubi who are all about the sex part but get really embarrassed when talking about cuddling and cute things

ace people chilling with lust demons because they’re immune

WHY WOULD YOU TRY SUMMONING A DEMON FOR FUN THO NEVER DO THAT AGAIN

jumpingjacktrash

help this is adorable

musterniillustrates

shitty horoscopes book iii: petty existential crises

check out shitty horoscopes book i, shitty horoscopes book ii: anger, or my storenvy to get your own copies of the zines.

fuckyeahretailrobin

This happened ages ago, and I can’t think of for the life of me why I never submitted about this. Or maybe I did, I dunno. We were talking about the incident today at work, anyway, here we go.

Oh Lordy Lord, Eternal Dragon Shenron, Amaterasu, and the god of retail known as the Bi-weekly Paycheck, I need to get this off my chest smh. Why, oh God, why do extreme couponers exist? More importantly, why was I the only one who ever had to ring those cheapskates out? My store has this policy that if you buy a certain amount of items in an ad, you get a gift card. This encourages said couponers to go crazy and buy 60 bottles of Tide, get thirty dollars worth of gift cards for free, then only have to pay 60 cents after the coupon war is over (Which, by the way, THEY PUT ON SAID GIFT CARDS.)

That’s not the crazy part, though, oh no, it gets worse. So one day, our incredibly handsome and charming protagonist (me), is working his behind off on a 8 hour shift. Pretty standard day, until I see what looks like toilet paper Armageddon descend upon me. I tried so very hard to get off of my lane for a restroom break, but alas, I was not quick enough. After a quick word from my manager, and me shooting him a look that says ‘You owe me big time for this’, I begin my oscar-worthy performance of someone who actually doesn’t mind the amount of trouble this bullshit was causing.

As usual, I ‘remind’ her that that many coupons was unacceptable, but I would let it slide ‘just this once’ (a.k.a. The twentieth time.) Of course she never listens, girl must’ve called Archer from Fate Stay Night and had the man chant ‘Unlimited Coupon Works’ before she came to the register. But today, she has her demon spa-…I mean, lovely children with her. Now, I’m going to be very blunt when I say this; I hate children. I was indifferent beforehand, but after working retail, I can’t stand them. And no amount of Fire Emblem Awakening can change my mind. Anywho, the monsters are tearing up my lane, messing with the candy and toys that someone would eventually have to clean. (Not me, of course. My shift had ended 10 minutes ago at this point. Once this transaction was done, it was someone else’s problem.)

I notice something crawling around my legs, and it turns out the be the oldest (yes, oldest) kid. He’s yanking my earbuds out of my pocket, which where connected to my 3DS. Now, I have this thing about the things in my pockets, or anything of mine in general. If someone, and I don’t care who, touches my stuff without my permission, they’re catching a Chie Satonaka Galactic Punt with the force and ferocity of a Super Saiyan 3. But of course, since I’m on the clock, I have to settle for a ‘You can’t be back here, little buddy.’

After I send him back, he talks to his mom for a second, then she asks me what’s in my pocket. I tell her it’s my 3DS, which I carry with me to get wireless goodies while I’m on the clock. My store’s connected to the local Gamestop, so the streetpasses be jumping. I explain, then get back to the hell known as a couponer’s shopping cart. I notice she’s staring at me, so I ask what’s up.

"How much does that cost?"

"…How much does what cost?"

"The 3DS." I tell her the model I had was about 150 since I got it used, but that we had the bigger XLs (That I eventually upgraded to, praise be to Birthday money) in our Electronics department for about 200.

"I want it." I tell her I can’t exactly go and get her one, as I was in the middle of HER transaction.

"No, I want the one in your pocket." I felt like someone had just hit me with a Thunder Wave attack.

"…Um, no?" I say as innocently, yet sarcastically, as possible.

"Why not? I have the money for it." She says as she held out a gift card. I decided to ignore the detail that she just tried to buy MY property with a gift card, also known as ‘Money I will never see.’

"…Because this one’s already mine? I would be more than happy to sell you one from our Electronic’s department." I tell her, eye twitching game on point.

"But my son wants that one." She tells me, and then she made this face that said she would call my manager if I didn’t comply.

…Funny thing about my managers; they like to let us handle situations like this however we want, since we usually end up escorting unruly customers like that out, anyway. I shot a glance to my manager at the time, and he gave me a look that said ‘Do whatever, I already called security.’

"Okay, fine. 600 dollars please." Oh, I wish my brain had a ‘Save image as’ function at that moment in time.

"WHAT?!? You just said it was 150!!"

"No, I said I GOT it for 150. I’m selling it for 600, oh, and the L button’s busted. You’ll have to get that fixed." At this point, our other customers seemed to be enjoying the show, and I enjoyed giving them one.

"That’s not fair!"

"…And trying to buy my personal property with money I’m not going to get is fair, because…?"

"I’m calling your Manager!"

"And I’m calling Security, wanna see who gets here first?" This was the worst and best day all at the same time. On the one hand, I was late getting home and late getting ready to go out for the weekend. But on the other hand, I was getting the very rare opportunity to speak my mind to one of our rudest customers with no consequences whatsoever. 2 minutes later, she was being shown the door, and I was calculating how much overtime that little incident gave me.

And this, ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between, is how our store Blacklist started :3

…True story, by the way, I couldn’t make this up if I tried.

doafhat

nitro502

Me logging into Tumblr

dumpsterthot

HOW TO FORMAT IN SKYPE

I don’t think I’ve seen a post about this before but there might be one around.

Here’s how to bold, italicize and strikeout in skype.

YOU MUST HAVE THE NEWEST EDITION.

*is for bold* _is for italics._ ~will strike through things.~ and you still want to use the symbols without them disappearing put @@ at the start of your post.

so going:

@@ *Walks around.* will just get you:

*Walks around.*

Hope that helps!

#thanks chan

ghostmoor

A comic about people and anxiety

#accurate

becomingbraxton

YET ANOTHER REASON TO FALL IN LOVE WITH gc2b-apparel I ordered my second binder from them after receiving my first one in the mail the other day. I clicked the wrong size and submitted it. Instead of giving me grief or telling me no, they were more than happy to help me switch out my binder before processing and everything. PLUS. IF MY FAMILY ACCIDENTALLY THROWS MY BINDERS IN THE WASHER, IT WONT TOTALLY DESTROY THE PRODUCT OR THE BINDING CAPABILITY. CAN I GET A HELL YEAH?

EVERYONE PLEASE GO CHECK THESE PEOPLE OUT!

I posted a review on here yesterday, but check out my Instagram (modified_man) to see me talk about how amazing this product is.

Just a heads up: it’s just as comfortable as a tshirt and it binds better than underworks.

PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND CHECK THIS COMPANY OUT LGBT owned and operated and the binders are tested by transmen.

www.gcb2.co

nonsense-hustler

GUYS

THIS COMPANY

Let’s take a few minutes here. This is an LGBTQ run business, making quality body safe products SPECIFICALLY for transfolk.

Yeah. That’s right. No more of the underworks gynecomastia shit where it digs all up on your underarms or not being designed for your body type.

This supports not ONLY your fellow LGBTQ community members but ALSO recognizes your needs, and the kicker? Literally all of it is made in the USA.

"Okay but bruh, probably it’s like hella expensive right?"

Slow down sport, we’re going to talk cash money.

Underworks 997 full compression chest binder is right around $36 once you factor in for shipping and tax (if applicable.) Historically they do an okay job but mileage may vary in terms of comfort and actual, y’know, flatness.

The GC2b long tank top style binder costs $35. Yes. That is pretty much the same. But, the pros: It gets you flatter without riding up nearly as much, has sizing charts built for your needs, will exchange like nobody’s business and you aren’t as screwed if it gets machine washed/dried like with the Underworks.

"But bruh, that’s like pretty much the same?"

Yeah, it’s on par with one of the most used big companies for the needs of the FTM and FTN etc community. Look at who makes up the company and who it’s for, it is HUGE that the price is competitive.

What’s that? More upsides? I have been reading reviews on these guys for a solid hour and almost unanimously people are reporting pretty much forgetting that they are even wearing these things. Their packaging is not labeled even kind of until you crack the box, plus they offer five colors. What’s Underworks got? Potentially very uncomfortable binders in all the variety of Black Beige and White in the spirit of catering foremost to cis men.

"Bruh. Rad. Where do I get it?"

Literally right here http://www.gc2b.co/#!shop/c9te

So tonight, which is Binder Ordering Night, I can tell you which horse I am betting on and it is definitely this one. Without further ado, I’m going to be ordering one of these bad boys and bet your rear you guys will be getting one hell of a review.

#pssst canny