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21 | just and idiot trying to make people smile 🖖🏻✔️🚀

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[fgrobichiko]

the fucking eagles got him

[lolmemez]

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[parttimepup]

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

[dogs4ge]

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[pleatedjeans]

[sylceon-remade]

Credit: [x]

[princesstigerbelle]

Me in the winter

[fieldbears]

Please do not miss the tiny socks

[princesstigerbelle]

WHAT NOOO HOW DID I MISS THAT

[just-shower-thoughts]

Simba was able to defeat Scar in the Lion King because he’d been getting pure protein gains on a diet of insects for years living with Timone and Pumba.

[no-chill-at-all]

[just-shower-thoughts]

From a dinosaur’s point of view we live in the post-apocalyptic future

[kurgy]

what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[ygrain-synaerasis]

10.11: World Enough and Time [24 juin 2017]

[mogsam]

[perfectquote]

[anotherlesbianandwhat]

xxx

[igxbaddies]

[alicecullen]

Raggedy Man, I remember you, and you are late for my wedding! 

Amy Pond in Doctor Who S05E13: The Big Bang (2010)

[basic-banshee]

Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”

Like…did Thor just wingman me?

[the-british-pineapple]

God of lesbians

[humorblr]

That ‘70s Show (TV Series 1998–2006)