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15? Aw yes!! Tha's the perfec' amount to look rugged and not enough to look ugly. I'll ge' all the girls amirite?
How'd ya make it through mate?
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So on a scale of 1 to 37...
15? Aw yes!! Tha's the perfec' amount to look rugged and not enough to look ugly. I'll ge' all the girls amirite?
How'd ya make it through mate?
So on a scale of 1 to 37...
How bad are these bruises?
Just A Jester // Founders Week
Gabe's hands tapped against his hip as he entered the office. The woman flashed him a smile, and he smiled back.
"What's your name?" She asked as soon as he sat down.
"Gabriel Richards, ma'am. Nice to meet you."
"Can you tell me what you were doing at 8 PM last night?"
"I was farming of course!!! Don't watch porn, farm corn, ja feel?" He joked, but the Undersecretary wasn't amused.
"Do you know who the Partisans are?"
"Partisans?! More like Fartisans!" He said, receiving nothing but a steely glare. "I'm kidding, umm nope. Never heard of them."
He had never been more thankful that he hadn't drank at all.
"Interesting. Do you find yourself wanting to be… Affiliated with the Partisans?"
"Honestly, I'd never wanna be a part of something that could so easily be made into a fart pun."
"Okay… Do you know of any Partisan hideouts?"
"No, but they must be great at hide and seek if even YOU guys haven't found 'em." The woman didn't have a very big sense of humor, but joking was easier than lying.
"Have you heard any rumors of rebellion?"
"Yeah every once in a while. But mostly just when people are drunk or bored."
"Are you loyal to your government?"
"Mmhmm! I came into this world after an asshole of a father, and you guys helped me. Of course.”
"Are you loyal to Minister Fuerst?"
"Same answer, dude. I'm loyal." Gabe said, grinning easily.
"Thank you for your time, dear. Sicher ist sicher."
"Sicher ist sicher." Gabe said, bowing low before leaving. Once out of the hallway, he leaned against a wall and put his hand over his chest. He'd done it. Maybe things were changing, and maybe there was a chance he'd live through it.
A farmer!!!
Wow… you’re a real comedian. Maybe you should have been made a jester.
I’m a lord. What do lords even do? Just hang around? My mum used to watch this muggle television show called Downton Abbey… I think there were some lords on it. But they didn’t really do much.
Oh my god, I should have!! I swear I would've been bester than any jester!
Well... I don't know, to be honest... At least you'll be just hanging around whilst holding a royal title, right? That's the silver lining. Oh hey!! Downton Abbey!!! Yeah, my mum watched that too! I'd always catch her cryin' over it. It freaked me out.
A farmer!!!
Well.... what's tha' they say in America? Yeeeehaw! [laughs] In all seriousness though, where's my hoe? [laughs again]
Ugh since youre being polite I guess I can. but You’ve never had alcohol? Man are you missing out big time
Phew, thank you... I mean... I'm just afraid I'll pass out, I'm probably pretty weak considering the fact I've never had it... Is that right or...?
I know right, hot stuff.This’ll be such a great time to spike the punch bowl and dance our hearts out. If this doesnt make it in the top 5 greatest Hogwarts parties, I will be thoroughly disappointed.
Spiking the punch bowl? I've never had alcohol before... Could you warn me before spiking it? Even if I don't drink, I'll help you make this one go down in the history books.
Who’s ready to make history? Partyin hard at the ball of the century? I know I am!
I'm ready to pop lock and drop it, just sayin'.
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WEEK: TASK #3
"You showed me when I was young just how to grow. You showed me everything that I should know."
Yes his mother will receive this.
Dear Mum,
How are things? I just thought it was time to write you again. I miss you very much. Are you okay? Everything's all right? I certainly hope so, because I worry about you often despite the fact that I believe in you as a woman. I wish that I could duplicate myself in order to make certain you're safe, but I'm sure you are.
I've been doing grand! Grades are fine! Lovely, actually. Nothing has been strange around these parts, I promise. I'm fine, happy as always, and I'm still making everyone laugh. You're going to be okay, and so am I. Anyway, I love you Mum. Please respond back soon. To let me know you're well.
-Gabriel
Well. I don't know what to say...
My friend? My friend? Can I ask why? I like friends…maybe we can still be friends.
No, you don’t understand…I shouldn’t have, I really honestly shouldn’t have. I don’t want to- I just don’t want to be…like a certain person. Okay, if you’re sure…then okay. It’s okay, I forgive you. Only if you forgive me. We’re both okay, and that’s all that matters.
Yah your friend! Jus' because you always seem to be chill an' I don't meet many people like that! I'd love to be your friend. An' 'ere I though' you'd never forgive me.
Really mate, it's fine. I... I don' know wha' ta say ta keep ya from feeling bad, bu' I swear I'm fine. Whoever you were tryin' not to be probably wasn' under a spell so ya got an excuse.
CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WEEK: TASK #2
Well. I don't know what to say...
No..but I did something wrong, didn’t I? You wouldn’t have been so angry if I hadn’t done something wrong. I’m sorry.
Still- I did it and I feel terrible..yes, I’m okay. At least, I feel okay…do I look okay?
No! No, really, tha's why Ah'm so confused. Ya seem like a great guy... Ah've wanted to be your friend actually. I don't know wha' got into me.
You did it because you were protecting yourself... Ah don't blame ya. Ah'd do the same if I were in your position... Ya look fine mate... I swear. I'm just.. I'm sorry. It shouldn't 'ave 'appened...
Well. I don't know what to say...
I want- does anyone know where Gabriel is? I want to apologize for making him so angry at me…and hurting him…
Oi... listen mate... you don' have to apologize... I-I was dumb enough to go after ya.
Besides Ah'm all better now... Not even feelin' any pain. Yer okay though aren'tcha?
Jack and Gabe / Horror Week
Jack paused his steps as he listened. He thought he had heard footsteps following him. But then again, he had also thought he heard whispering…and eerie laughing…and loud, taunting voices. He thought he heard everything and felt everything. He was constantly on edge, and always staying alert. Once he convinced himself no one was following him, he began walking again. Even though he was wary everyone, he felt especially wary around one person in particular. He didn’t even know who it was, but Jack just felt petrified being near him.
Jack continued to walk through the empty corridors, his hands in his pockets, and his head bowed. He stopped when he heard footsteps in front of him. He looked up and the petrified feeling filled him again. Standing at the end of the corridor was the one person who made him want to run forever. He barely knew him. But he had heard his name was Gabriel or something like that. Jack didn’t care, he just wanted to be as far as possible. He didn’t dare say anything as he stood petrified in his spot. He was waiting. Waiting for Gabriel to make the first move.
Gabe's sleeves were rolled up to just under his elbows as he stared Jackson in the eyes. He twirled his wand between his fingers like a baton.
"Oh Jackson. You've kept me waiting." He said, a smirk crossing his face. "Strange, how easy it is for such an... oaf to hide." He walked closer to him, Jack's height was quite intimidating the closer he got, but there was some sort of fire inside of him that wasn't going to go away.
"So here's the dealio. One of us has gotta die. And I've got a mom back home who I've got to protect. I think the pretty clear answer here is you gotta go. Sorry mate. I don't make the rules." He said as he lifted his wand and pointed it at him. He muttered a word he hadn't thought would ever pass his lips. "Crucio."
Jack and Gabe / Horror Week
Gabe wasn't sure what was going on. Hogwarts was dark, and normally he'd probably be scared and try to laugh it off, just because that was how Gabe worked, but instead he was furious. Angry inside all the time, he kept kicking his wall for no reason. One face kept flashing across his mind, and he needed to find him.
Jackson Boisselier.
Wherever he was, Gabe needed to find him, and Gabe needed to kill him, or else he wouldn't stop feeling angry. So off he went in search for the guy, whom he knew nothing about other than that he was tall.
Good. He'd be easier to find.
I'm filled with some sort of... anger... and I don't even know how to make a joke out of this one.
Am I a fish? Am I a cat?
Hey, my jar is a beautiful idea. Oh..you’re a bad boy Gabey, you almost swore again. [blushes and laughs while bumping him with her hips]
Yeah okayyyy. Whatever you say. It only keeps your pretty little ears protected though. [laughs] If you keep this up I might have to beeping swear because dangit I guess I am a bad boy.