Gaia's Blue Earth

A random hodgepodge of art, memes, funny stories, animal videos, and personal rants.

[spideytracker]

🎃 KXVO Pumpkin Dance 🎃

[hornworts]

Advertisement for studded Crisco can covers by P.C. Leathers, c 1980s

[madeleineengland]

They are even better 🌒

[gaystation4]

[victusinveritas]

[naamahdarling]

WTF this is masterful, 10/10.

[marjorierose]

Other people have said this in notes, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest involves writing the most absurd opener you can think of and submitting it to the contest. It's not a judgment like the Razzies or the bad sex in books award or something; it's a game. Diana Murtaugh of Baltimore is to be congratulated for this win.

[dragongirl218]

@pangur-and-grim

I feel like you'd have a great shot at this contest

[namedvesta]

Daniele Accossato, wrapped nº𝟤 (jesmonite, rope, wood), 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟣

[jvlianbashir]

horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

[jvlianbashir]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the back of my mind) these people were hand-selected for visual appeal. this is a set. this is a story

when the actor has a little acne and there are dirty dishes in the sink: aaaaahhhhh this is just like Me and My House ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[pickapea]

when everyone has veneers and the house is pristine and tastefully decorated: (in the front of my mind) these people had it coming

[pudulogy]

same animal btw

[fangirltothefullest]

See it's things like this that make me understand how easy it was for people to think werewolves existed.

[beardedmrbean]

[kureiois]

[karoline-c]

never seen anyone fucking kill a man on reddit

[cannibalchicken]

[hungry-skeleton]

Peace and love on reddit dot com

[captain-price-returns]

[exhaustedscreen-deactivated2019]

‘The grave of the Russian composer Alfred Schnittke in Novodevichye Cemetery in Moscow is surmounted by a stone on which is engraved a rest beneath a fermata with a triple forte noted at the bottom: A very, very loud extended silence.’

- John Biguenet, Silence (London: Bloomsbury, 2015), p.49.

[specificfuckery]

The fermata suggests the indicated notation (in this case, a rest) is to continue at the discretion of the conductor. When the chosen conductor arrives, Alfred Schnittke will rise again.

[cakelovessalad]

this is so wild

[killorbekillian]

Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!

[just-a-geekygoth]

[sunbathe]

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

[i124you]

me having a depressive episode

[pocketseizure]

Princess Zelda one-hand wielding a greatsword my beloved

[curioscurio]

I think cis women should be allowed to get top surgery even if its not for a medical reason like breast reduction or cancer. I think they should be able to get it even if they're completely cisgender. Some women are just sick of dealing with them and would be much much happier never needing to wear a bra again