Gaia's Blue Earth

A random hodgepodge of art, memes, funny stories, animal videos, and personal rants.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[pmamtraveller]

By Kelly Pringle

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[dragongirlsnout]

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

[miss-wizard]

its shorts actualy

[bintro]

[hobbesdeep]

[dk-thrive]

How wet was the mouth of darkness before it devoured you?

— Kylie Lee Baker, Japanese Gothic: A Novel (Hanover Square Press, April 14, 2026)

[shamebats]

[0x1f41d]

@queer-joy-detector @this-is-trans-joy

[this-is-trans-joy]

This is trans joy!!!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[mealreminders]

Remember to eat so you have the energy and strength to fight the patriarchy and fascism.

[blossposs]

this is so true. also get some exercise if you can, even a small amount will help you feel more energetic in general.

[henpeckedho]

[actualaster]

"You know, I kinda like it": vampire equivalent of people eating food they're allergic to anyway

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

@veradragonjedi

[marlynnofmany]

I'll bet vampires have the spicy banana discussion sometimes too.

"It burns because you have an allergy! It's not supposed to damage your mouth!"

"I guess, but it's such an interesting experience. Maybe I'll have a little more."

[joeyclaire]

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

[joeyclaire]

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

[pawpels]

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

[imhereformysciencefriends]

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

[hedronalignment]

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

[joeyclaire]

he plead guilty

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#not to be That Guy but#what the FUCK happened on this show

They just explained what happens on this show

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

they should breed dogs that bark at 1/5th volume and with a deep and soothing resonance that calms the nervous system

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

‘cats’ no. when cats wish to generate loud and annoying sounds they do so with almost as much proficiency and relish as dogs.

[utopians]

stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day

[utopians]

guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror

[tofupixel]

some of my fav portrait commissions from this year

follow on ko-fi to get notified when i open them again :-3

[fullcravings]

Sicilian Ice Cream Sandwich Recipe

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[villainessbian]

impressive! it's ugly, impractical, gets water everywhere, makes too much noise, and the quote with shit kerning says you don't think music is even real

[optimysticals]

Bless this ad.

[nudityandnerdery]

The Facebook post from them is even less subtle