196 Refugee

Gentle reminder that sanity has no meaning in this place

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

Machine shops are full of wonderful suggestions warnings

[thulium]

[romanceyourdemons]

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

[deep-green-existentialist]

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[sceptixfakemon]

i really genuinely wish I could hit chatgpt with my bare fists and hear its pityful electronic voice fade into glitched robotic gibberish and choking beeps as I hit it before I smash it for good and it shuts the fuck up forever

[sceptixfakemon]

no no it's fine

[sceptixfakemon]

why are so many people wondering if I'm horny for chatgpt. it's like the most unfuckable robot ever created heeell NO

[sceptixfakemon]

dragging you out of the tags like it's the last thing I'll ever do on this site

[gaiusgoose]

I have spent around 7 hours today writing assembly and I want to kill someone

[chiffer178]

Getting bottom surgery in like 30 hours and I have so many meme ideas. I've had one of these ideas for almost 3 years, I'm so excited

[river-grunfeld]

I know you won't. But it's not too late to cancel.

As someone who has had srs, I'm telling you it's a horrible idea you will likely end up regretting. It will leave you a life long medical patient, and has many inharent risks. On top of that it won't fix whatever mental stress you are facing.

[chiffer178]

[river-grunfeld]

What a mature and logical response. I'm sure glad you've entirely thought this through.

[boundless-nocturnalsoujourn]

This will result in unfortunate circumstances, a further falling of any mentality, and depression like we've never witnessed.

But by all means, let them FAFO

Let stubborn figure it out themselves

[river-grunfeld]

Honestly I wouldn't wish this on anyone. It's not only going to be permenantly damaging it's going to hurt the whole time. I've been shocked, stabbed, beaten, almost drowned, and have had other medical procedures and this hurt worse than all of that put together.

[boundless-nocturnalsoujourn]

I've never had those things happen to me, but I've read the testimony. I've heard the stories. The sheer regret tugs at my heart more than anything

And the horror of those closest to the person egging them on to do it, as well as their failing mentality afterwards, it's just something that should never happen.

[chiffer178]

They want me sooo bad

[chiffer178]

I am currently the happiest I've ever been btw. Bottom surgery is great. Its been healing wonderfully. I havent regret it for a second.

[smegmafactory4prez]

Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

[rockin-it-rusty]

Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more- oh my god. Oh my god. They sent him to Tau Ceti. That's not Jupiter.

[gaiusgoose]

[ikaduu]

We are the sinnerlings please feed us!!!

bonus version

[xargon]

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it

[mtmrem]

this was a bit funnier in my head

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[gaiusgoose]

Gog’s choice of presentation is fascinating to me.

The demiurges make distinct choices on how they appear: Solomon is a perfectly maintained king, Incubus tries to present as an otherworldly dream-creature, and Mammon is distinct in his lack of intent because his avarice consumes him.

Gog likes playing the comedian. But she isn’t a clown, she’s a jester. A clown just makes people laugh, but a jester? Jesters make commentary without fear of retribution. Just like a classical jester, Gog sees the system she lives within, (and above) finding it ridiculous.

She isn’t just a goofball because she can be, she uses comedy and chaos and sheer raw power to draw attention to the stupid artifice of the system they’re trapped in.

[gaiusgoose]

Hey gang follow up on that

Yeah.

[30trillioncellsinatrenchcoat]

[myosotispalustris]

Beware the Ides of March!