Camilla’s Garden Of Stories

She/they🏳️‍⚧️ 20 I write, cook, spout nonsense opinions What more could you ask for. I don’t know how to use this app :3

[sandmandaddy69]

[apricops]

wife tells me that ethers restore PP and apparently I’m supposed to just not giggle at it every time :\

[typhus-andronicus]

[7777777awawawa7777777]

someone dropped a bitcoin on my head from on top of the empire state building in an act of guerrilla trepanation but since there weren’t any evil spirits in my skull the hole just sprouted a flower and now everybody says i look like a damn pikmin smh

[anarcho-mommunism]

call me zydrate the way i cum in a little glass vial

[camilla-wolfsbane]

She zydrate on my anatomy till I cum in a little glass vial

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[camilla-wolfsbane]

[pleaseseemeibeg]

how it feels to be aware of your paranoias btw

[theindigospectrum]

[voib-s-reblog-sideblog]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[yestermaisyy]

just rolled a joint in traffic, and i’m a GIRL!!!

[fthgurdy]

Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.  

The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.

Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791

[zvaigzdelasas]

God Bless Our Troops

[looksmokin]

They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply

[sindri42]

No of course not, that would be ridiculous.

They hot glued springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

[strangetikigod]

No of course not, hot glue would kill the clams.

The used silicone adhesive to attach springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.

[emily84]

[guerrillatech]

[lemoncat101]

[datura-inoxia]

Nature is healing

[drudg30n]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

"little guy" "baby boy" "I love himb" wrong I have now decreed that every animal is an Adult Woman please address her as such

[camilla-wolfsbane]

Tumblr users reinventing wild Krats

[dilffussy]

just saw the funniest thing on twitter where someone was broken up with bc they ate 7 croissants im CRYINGGGG

[dilffussy]

[pangur-and-grim]

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

[pangur-and-grim]

that's insane. we need to change this

[herpsandbirds]

This is easily one of the CRAZIEST videos I've ever gotten. I was rafting down a river when a Yellow Jacket came, landed on my bright pink waterproof phone pouch, and started drinking from the water droplets that had gathered there.

The most amazing part is how the water droplet magnifies the Hornet's mouth parts, so you get to see them up-close!!!! It was FASCINATING to witness!

Here's some of my favorite still shots from that video:

What do you think? 🥰

[barbaricjester]

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

[relia-robot]

[beardedmrbean]

[parasitoidism]

Girl said she’d let me see her DDs but when I got to her house she just had her shirt off and she didn’t even have a ps2 let alone a copy of digital devil saga. Waste of my damn time

[parasitoidism]

TURN THE SHIP AROUND