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[italianeyes]

marvel stop ITTTTTTTT. STOP making movies. like for real stoppppp

[earthmovers]

oh cool im sure that makes for really good performances

[earthmovers]

yuuuup bring in the awards

[rathernotmyname]

[imposterogers]

some cop, unlucky enough to pull over captain america of all people: sir um could I see ur… uh… license?

steve rogers, someone who never bothered to get one: …..no

[chasoc]

This is a flight stabilizer. It's completely harmless. Iron Man (2008)

[jules-ln]

Bit out of nowhere from me but I hate hate HATE how nowadays comic book writers who have never touched an Iron Man comic before write him as a tech bro without any kind of class awareness

As if Tony hasn't canonically been homeless and almost died because of it

As if there weren't lots (and I mean LOTS) of Iron Man comics that are a direct critique of capitalism because no matter how intelligent and talented Tony is, he loses a lot of money because he focuses on doing the right thing and not on making the line go up

As if Iron Man didn't have lots and lots of old comics warning about climate change and global warming

And I blame 1) The Civil War comic and 2) The MCU for this

[aletheiarynne]

AGREED.

This is a man who has seen and experienced more than any tech bro ever has.

Tony Stark is the only billionaire I will ever stand behind because he's the only one who knows intimately what it's like to not be one. In the most devastating ways possible. And he helps other people more than he helps himself. He's flawed don't get me wrong, who among us isn't, but he has a heart of iron and gold.

He might be fictional, but actual billionaires WISH they were him. Would LOVE to claim they are the inspiration for Anthony Edward Stark. Well, they're not.

Howard Hughes was, which is why Tony's father was named Howard Stark.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

in retrospect it is really funny how into the spiderverse was a good and popular movie and the mcu immediately SHIT themselves and threw multiverses into all of their shit as if that was what made the movie popular instead of like. being a good movie

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

in retrospect it is really funny how into the spiderverse was a good and popular movie and the mcu immediately SHIT themselves and threw multiverses into all of their shit as if that was what made the movie popular instead of like. being a good movie

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

in retrospect it is really funny how into the spiderverse was a good and popular movie and the mcu immediately SHIT themselves and threw multiverses into all of their shit as if that was what made the movie popular instead of like. being a good movie

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

[triviallytrue]

sometimes i stop and think about what an incredibly dumb villain thanos was. idk how you were supposed to take him seriously when his goal was that dumb

[sigmaleph]

made it all the more galling to see people saying thanos “had a point”

[theaudientvoid]

In the comics, his goal was to fuck a skeleton.

[fipindustries]

see? considerably less dumb

[unwastelandunbaby]

the funny thing about mcu fandom is sometimes fics are actaully more “in character” when they are a bit “out of character”

[unwastelandunbaby]

like idk how else to explain it but the mcu tends to reject sincerity, and if there is a moment of sincerity it is almost always retconned or ridiculed in a later installment. but fanfiction generally tends to be incredibly sincere just as an art form, and often fandom takes mcu characters and their stories more seriously than the source material does. so you have this situation where people write fics that explore characters’ emotions or traumas or motivations more in depth, or take into account information that is known about a character but was seemingly forgotten by canon, etc etc… and you end up with fics that have characters that are slightly out of character if you do a direct comparison to their canon counterpart but somehow read more human and real as a result. which is better imo. Like would he fucking say that? No. But maybe if the writers gave a shit he would have

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

in retrospect it is really funny how into the spiderverse was a good and popular movie and the mcu immediately SHIT themselves and threw multiverses into all of their shit as if that was what made the movie popular instead of like. being a good movie

[sepulchretide]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS WHAT MODOK LOOKS LIKE IN THE NEW ANT MAN MOVIE

[finder-plus]

"They call you Ant-Man...? Like an exterminator? Sorry, but I don't have any picnic problems. I actually think it's kinda fun to zap little...bugs that annoy me..."

[gunsandfireandshit]

[foxgirlbeans]

Troublemaker Studios ran so disney could stumble around drunkenly and miss the charging port on their phone

[hetare-ttk]

Natalie Portman and Taika Watiti hyping up the new Thor movie as “so gay” and “super gay” respectively JUST before the premier screening only for the plot to revolve all around Thor and Jane’s relationship is so extremely fucking funny

[captoring]

[imposterogers]

ppl r always like ‘wow I can’t believe ur still mad about endgame’ I mean yah dude it kind of ruined all my favorite characters and fucked up the mcu timeline but lol whatever

[miss-galaxy-turtle]

MILES IS HONING HIS ART JUST LIKE HE'S HONING BEING SPIDEY NO ONE TOUCH ME 😭😭😭

[theavengers]

SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (PART ONE) 2022 | dir. Joaquim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers, Justin K. Thompson

[ankle-beez]

full offense but I refuse to believe there's gonna be people who look at the across the spider-verse trailer and then are gonna be like "yea I'd rather keep giving money to the mcu instead of this.". Do you have eyes

[harryhenry1]

Watching this felt like SUCH a breath of fresh air after the No Way Home trailers. It’s like wow, superhero movies can be inventive and exciting in how they look, instead of being grey sludge all the time

[kobolds-in-space]

Man, “Grey sludge” really is such an apt fucking description of the way MCU movies look, especially with the no way home trailer having sam raimi villains in it, when compared to Those movies, even they had actual Color and shit, it’s hard to tell that MCU peter’s suit even has red in it, it just looks... drab