Aywin's remarkable emporium of something or other I'm sure

scrap metal enjoyer, she/her, aro/ace, adult

[nyancrimew]

it's uninsured amateur electrician tuesday

[heylittletomboy]

They Hacked Women

[brightereyes]

[super-ion]

I don't like this.

That's the first coherent thought that enters my head. My head is full of thoughts. To many thoughts. Noisy thoughts. Noise and noise and noise.

I don't like it.

Two of the primates are chattering at each other. Urgent little creatures, them. These two seem more urgent than normal.

"... not her ..."

Two words snag in my mind. I turn them over in my mind with a detached sort of fascination.

I try rise to my feet. My skin slips on the wet surface and my body slams painfully on the smooth stone... or not stone. I don't know. These primates like their smooth not stone.

My shoulder smarts where it struck. No fur to cushion the fall. No...

I can see my paw.

It's not my paw.

It's one of those horrible little primate paws with wiggling, grasping little toes.

Not her. not her. not her.

A noise escapes my throat, some horrible moan that vibrates past fleshy alien tongue and cheeks.

The primate chatter cuts off abruptly and they look at me.

I look at them. I'm horrible and wet like a newborn covered in afterbirth. I have to blink the awful scum out of my eyes, but everything is focussing wrong. Contrast and sharpness are wrong. Colors are... there are too many fucking colors.

"Um... hello, yes?" one of the primates stammers.

"What." I rasp, words somehow finding their way from brain to throat to lips. "the fuck?"

The primate makes a face. A sort of abstract horror.

It crouches down. No, she crouches down.

"Hi," she repeats. "So... um... I can imagine you're a bit disoriented right now... and well, we're not quite sure how to put this gently-"

"What the fuck did you do to me??" I half moan, half snarl.

"Our friend got transformed into a tiger," the other one says in a rush. "We um... well, we tried to turn her back... but it seems there was a little bit of a mixup."

[cipheramnesia]

If Backrooms and Obsession are signs to film studios that movie audiences want new, original stories from unique voices, I wonder what was different about Sinners, an original story by a unique voice, that didn't generate the same studio interest 🤔

[elliespectacular]

scrub your audio and pay attention there are hidden Yurfs everywhere for those with the ears to listen

[ycoil]

still thinking about that time i was at the airport and the spinny machine tagged my cock with a hitbox & i walked right up to the tsa guy with drunk conviction and before he could say anything i was like "ready to touch my penis boy?" and he got so defensive and scared but either way he still had to get down on his knees in front of me to— oh god and the nervous gulp he exhibited

[spiderfuckersworld]

he was HORNY

[ycoil]

he was not, i was sexually harassing him bad

[maidthings]

happy winter solstice

[maidthings]

Southern Hemisphere - Wikipedia

[tgirlmaomao]

the turbines turn into the wind… is this not clear?

[tgirlmaomao]

okay maybe people know less than i think…

i have seen some worrying ignorances from certain users here as of late regarding treating wind turbines. even some of you whom i otherwise respect are guilty of these. i prefer to keep quiet on these matters so as to not bring unnecessary attention to me, but I worry this trend will bring needless suffering if, say, some misguided young thing brings harm to her under such influences. this is not meant to shame any of you, but if you go on perpetuating these lies and misconceptions even after you are educated it is difficult to regard you with respect

first, she is called wind turbines. she used to go by windmills but no longer, okay? windmills mills grain or pumps water and that is not her. she is generating electricity. understand?

I have also seen you draw her with two blades not three. this is fine, she likes two blades sometimes, but really she is most comfortable with three and you will see her this way most often. more than three makes her sad tired and she does not like to see herself in such a state…

the thick-minded among you may think that because she is very large and strong in the body she must also be so with emotions. this is not true. she frightens very easily, especially with tallness nearby. you may not be able to tell because she has learned composure but this does not mean it doesn’t hurt. keep her far far from any tall buildings. even nearby trees will scare. tall grasses and such can also give fear but this is the manageable level.

no rolling hills. you are hurting her with your rolling hills. your sick fucking… urghhh. flat. flat open field, okay? okay? yes. mountain pass? fine. oceanside? okay beach day. fun. yay. rolling hills? moron. idiot. sorry.

some of you maybe see on the news that wind turbines likes to be vertical. sometimes where it is very loud and noisy like the city she is vertical but this means she feels discomfort. horizontal when she is happy. big arms and open wide happy. this is good.

there are also few studies out there who try to prove that she is happier if she looks away from the wind instead of into it? if you see such writings please disregard. they are not minding her interests.

finally many of you say wind turbines always has gearbox. this used to be true but no longer. she can have no gearbox thanks to new science. soon she will never have gearbox. this is very good for her as she can be in repair much less often now and the nacelle is much lighter and you should be happy for her.

thank you for reading. i know it can be hard to understand if you do not know her, so thank you for trying. if i see anymore abuses i will let you all know. i just hope to see her safe and happy and it hurts so much… that is all

[wintercorrybriea2]

juvenile springtail

[deadgenerations]

A bold satellite rescue mission came together in record time, but will it work?

I consider this a success already, just from the fact that we're even going to try this."

this is the sexiest story in aerospace right now

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

can't stop, addicted to the earwig

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

bug bod, she says she's gonna pinch big

[soup-mother]

DONT LET PEOPLE ON TUMBLR MAKE YOU THINK THAT:

Takahē not real

Takahē “just a fat Pūkeko”

its okay EAT Takahē (it’s REALLY NOT)

its okay Capture Takahē

[cottoncandylesbo]

"the problem with video medium is that you eventually run out of other people's videos to watch"

-margaret watcher

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[trying to manipulate the empty spaces dollgirl homie for profit] can that one open its ladys wallet and withdraw the debit card and tell me the numbers, the expiration date, and the three digit code on the back. [clenching and unclenching jaw as it brandishes another library card with a flat expression] Please

[frostgears]

yeah

[parakeet]

who's doing this

[hyenaswine]

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

[hyenaswine]

this is true, but it is not bioessentialist. both cis & trans men WILL see a mouse & eat it. this is because it is in their best interest to eat mice. they benefit from eating mice. this is essential to their class position, not their biological makeup.

[witchofanguish]