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PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST IF YOU’RE AN ACTIVE INDIE BLOG FROM SHAMELESS (US). This can include canon characters, original characters, multi-muse accounts and any character from another fandom that has verse written up. Please make sure to tag the name of which character(s) when reblogging otherwise your muse might not be added. The full masterlist can be found HERE and it will be getting updated every single weekend.
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Practicum is over - and so I have returned. Replies shortly, like this for a starter!
Will be on when marking gets tedious!
PSA: I don't care if we start a millon threads with eacthother and not one of them gets done
Its about having fun and growing into your muse and expanding your character.
designer-glutton:
Super tired from today, so replies will either be later or tomorrow.
Send me memes?
IF WE'VE NEVER RP'D TOGETHER send me a simple starter:
al-jilani-asks-blog-blog-blog:
Friendly:
“You look a little lost. Do you need directions?” “That’s an awesome outfit.” “How’s the chicken? I can’t decide whether to order it or not.” “Excuse me, I think you dropped this.” “I don’t know a single person here…”
Flirty:
“Wow, I’ve never seen an angel before…” “You’re the hottest person in this place.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “Hey, can I get your number?” *wolf whistle*
Confrontational:
“You’re in my seat.” “What are you staring at?” “You just stepped on my toe!” “Who do you think you are?” “Keep it down, will you?”
Dramatic:
“Get down - he’s got a gun!” “Help, I need medical attention!” “Just kill me now!” “I need a ride! Please!” “Are you crazy? It’s too dangerous!”
Put ‘Do you still love me?’ for my muses reaction to yours asking them just that
lordtaketh:
“you’re almost a half hour late. look, if you can’t make it in for your shift, then call out. i can get one of the other girls to come in for you.”
| closed. @gallaghfi ( for shameless v. )
“Look, I’m sorry and it won’t happen again. Had some family troubles. But I’m here now and ready to work my ass off.”
◆ —— SHAMELESS (US) QUOTES STARTER PROMPTS.
PART. 2 [TRIGGER WARNINGS AHEAD]
When did you start to care?
I’ve dreamt about your death; put money in a collection box and prayed for it; blew out my birthday candles, wished for it. If it actually ever happened, I’m not sure I’d feel relief or guilt.
What if I don’t want to change?
Don’t what?
You’re a fucking pussy.
You look like a baby rabbit when you sleep.
You’re getting careless. Don’t.
I just assumed we’d eventually decide how to move together like normal couples do.
But there never was a ‘we’.
People fuck up, that’s life.
Family is supposed to be forever. They’re supposed to take care of you, regardless of what you do.
Please don’t be the guy that lies.
I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. No need for any more character.
I need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical and my money’s been on you.
Anyone who’s been married knows that sex is downhill from there.
Big toe is throbbing like blueballs that no blowjob can ever fix.
She’s a skanky, manipulative bitch and you should unfriend her.
The porn at my desk isn’t really porn. It was pictures of penises, but it was from a circumsision website.
I’ve seen crazy and I’ve seen bad for kids. You aren’t either of those things.
Don’t forget to check for hair behind the grill.
I realize you’ve had sketchy parental role models, but can we agree that offing people is not cool?
That turned me off, periscope down.
I want normal people problems.
When you tried to get me to be intimate with three of your friends, it made me feel sad.
So, thanks to me, you’ve been pistol whipped and shot in the ass.
Alcohol is a gift.
All I’m gonna be thinking about when you choke me out is how much I love you.
If I had a dime for every time I’ve heard you say that, I’d have one dime.
I don’t mean to be an asshole. It’s just genetic.
I know you think you’re helping, but as someone who has been in and out of the system care my entire life, I can tell you it’s a nightmare.
I wasn’t sure I’d see you again.
Nobody fucks with the [insert last name]
You buried a body and you stole from the federal government. You will never get out of prison.
We could always adopt.
Girls take that hero stuff straight to the bank.
The whole ‘my dad is gay for your brother’ thing has thrown me outta loop.
Giving or receiving?
Doing things you don’t wanna do is how you make a relationship work.
I know school was never your thing, but you’ve never been dumb.
Asking him to pick me over them is asking me to change the thing I love most about him.
She is a crazy bitch and not crazy bitch like you’re a crazy bitch.
She once tried to beat me to death with a frozen fish because I asked for more broccoli.
Kick ass, take names.. and don’t blow anyone.
When you’re poor, the only way to make money is to scam it or steal it.
You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word, than a kind word alone.
If I don’t invest in myself, no one else will.
My baby was stolen by my mom and her developmentally delayed boyfriend.
He’s not my boyfriend.
It smells worse than a dead hooker’s ass in there.
I’m not going to let you throw him out like used Kleenex.
She’s fragile.
She’s broken.
I don’t wanna be me anymore.
An accident? Where his penis just slipped into your vagina?
You gotta get me out of this car, I’m getting too horned up.
I’m sorry, but now I gotta go pick up my wife’s boyfriend.
Sometimes it’s not worth holding out. Life’s too short, why not just give in?
Why would anyone go to the zoo sober?
I’d trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep.
Your mother was a real cunt.
Circle doesn’t start with an S? What the fuck?
Sometimes when I see the word hospice on the street, I pronounce it ho-spice.
You’re lucky your moms dead.
I made a list of the top 50 stupidest things and all 50 were when I was drunk.
My testicles have never been my ally.
Go fuck yourself.
Front door was locked so I came in the back. No pun intended.
I’m sick of living in your shadow.
I never thought I’d say this, but you were right.
She said she had some personal business. I change her diaper, what’s more personal than that?
How can you be so cold about this?
Just for the record, a lot of great men have been well-lubricated.
I’m not the reason your life is a piece of crap.
Your coochie smells like brimestone and Sulfur.
One of my unspoken rules is you don’t fuck someone else when we’re on a date.
You married a drug lord’s daughter to hang on to your ear?
I don’t take bribes.
Honey, you’re an alcoholic.
Where can I get knives and blunts?
You can’t control what goes on in the world. You can just choose to be a part of it everyday.
Where I come from, it’s an honour to share your man.
I’m gonna beat your ass like a pinata until candy falls out!
You don’t love me.
You’re kinda growing on me.
Dead people poop themselves.
Where’s the money?
It doesn’t make you a kept woman, it makes you a smart one.
I’ll keep that in mind when I’m feeding my family dog food this winter.
I can’t share a room with someone in constant state of arousal!
Look at me. I can’t go to jail, I might as well wear heels.
I’m gay.
You just made my boy parts get bigger.
Not to be a dick or anything, but you have been kind of a whore.
Eat my ass!
Wanna see me make a mangina?
You fucked my brother.
Whores don’t get cars.
I wouldn’t exactly call it an orgy, but there were a lot of naked body parts flying around.
You wish you had a dick as big as mine!
Are you gonna put those in my ass?
If you do this for me, I will dress up any way you want. No safety word.
I was raised by a pack of wolves.
I certainly hope you’re not pooping in there. It’s a closet.
Can I get you something? Milk? Soda? A joint? It’s medicinal.
Like you in the sack, make it quick.
Did you purposely order a Sex on the Beach so I’d say it to the gay bartender?
No. No way. I can’t handle anything in my ass without alcohol.
The beard gets me laid.
I haven’t had a drink for two days. Well, granted, I was unconscious.
You’re hot, but it’s been a while since I’ve been with a dude.
He was warm, like the inner thighs of an overworked hooker.
He may look like he’s in a boy band, but he’s got a point.
Let’s be honest, she’s my last chance at happiness, and that’s more important than video games and masturbation, right?
I am not a religious man, but every now and then, a child comes along who makes me believe in the existence of Satan.
I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you.
Keep laughing, or I will slit your throat in your sleep.
Brush your teeth, I wanna play.
Other than the presents and the booze, can you tell me three good reasons we should get married?
Oh, don’t mind me. I accidentally took three of my pills instead of one.
Well, if you need me, I’ll be in the bushes across the street stalking you.
inhale, exhale. blood bubbles from bruised lips, your heart is nothing but BROKEN GLASS tearing apart your lungs. inhale, exhale. gunpowder is caked beneath your fingernails, bullet casings clattering around your boots like snow. inhale, exhale. wear that plastered smile upon your lips, red ribbons streaming from tired teeth. inhale, exhale .. until you can’t anymore.
brxkngilbert:
“Good kids… Right.” Jeremy nodded his head slightly. If he was being completely honest, he didn’t think she was wrong- he just hated the idea of needing anyone’s help, and being around groups of people still made his heart race in an uncomfortable way. As much as he hated to admit it, the whole ordeal the month before had broken more than just his body.
But a small grin was spreading across his face as he watched the woman ordering her siblings around- it reminded him a lot of Tim, except he was a hell of a lot nicer in general to his cousin. “It’s-” He didn’t know how to respond to that. How was he healing? He supposed his body was coming along just fine, but it was just his ribs that were really giving him grief at this point. “I don’t mind you asking. It’s just… A slow process. I’m not used to not being able to pick things up and throw them around, really. I’ve never had to be careful about the weight of what I picked up before and now… A twelve pack of soda has me huffing and puffing, you know?” He slapped the boxes beside him, before shrugging his shoulders briefly. “But it’s getting there.”
She felt bad for the kid. Needing help with anything sucked - that was something she knew all too well. Swallowing her pride was one of the hardest things for her to do, considering she prided herself on being able to raise the kids in place of their deadbeat parents. But her mind always flashed back to what she had heard one of her siblings saying - “You take care of all of us, but who takes care of you?”
“Well hang in there, it’s tough as shit but it’ll get better and you’ll be back on your feet in no time. But for now know that ya have help, with no judgment. None of us see ya’as anythin’ less than who you are, and none of us see ya as a burden, alright? Neighbours are supposed to be there for each other, aren’t they?” Ian and Lip came walking out of the house, Lip’s hand on Carl’s shoulder as he dragged him out with them. “The cavalry’s here.”
Send me ≋ to share a bath with my muse
eternalguilt:
How could the night be so quiet, calm, give him a silent place to find his own thoughts and be so terrifying at the same time as memories came back from places they should never get forth again. He should sleep, the morning would come too soon again and he needed to rest, but he couldn’t. Stefan had wandered across the nearby forest since an hour, now as the time passed and the weather seemed to turn rainy anytime, he was back, getting closer to the Boarding House. A voice made him stop, and yes, he was totally caught off guard and maybe he seemed even scared. That lasted only for one tiny second, as he blinked, and cleared his throat. “I like the night, unless I am about to get a heart attack.” he tried to turn it into a joke and shrugged. “Are you okay?” he didn’t know why he asked, it seemed to come naturally.
Was he handsome? Very. She had seen him around town a few times since moving to Mystic Falls - but hadn’t really had the opportunity to get to know anyone. She was either working, dancing, or making sure Carl got out of bed and actually made it all the way to school without deciding to just spend the day killing cats. But he was walking around in the middle of the night, and that was just... creepy.
She was about to respond to his joke, but was taken aback by his question. Sure, the disdain was probably visible on her face, but when people asked her if she was okay, they were trying to get in. And she didn’t let people in. “I’m fine. Just perfect. Happen to like the night too.”
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