this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid

oozey mess
Three Goblin Art
sheepfilms
hello vonnie
occasionally subtle
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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trying on a metaphor

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styofa doing anything
Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@galore-y
this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid
Elon Musk resigning from Tesla Motors (2018, colorized)
I’ve never once known how to use photoshop or do edits or contribute to art in any capacity.
But I do have a fundamental understanding of the Chrome DevTools and HTML, which means I can take any post on my dash and make tumblr render whatever I want
Which is, in my opinion, a lot more fun. Because I can tell tumblr to put this on my dash.
And it does
Job Interviewer: Why do you think you’d be a good fit for this position?
me: I have experience with the fundamentals of full-stack development, with a strong C background in university and some professional experience in Javascript, React, HTML, and CSS, plus the necessary skillset to debug using the Chrome Devtools
Job Interviewer: Can you give some examples of your work?
me:
Okja (2017) dir. Bong Joon-ho
Sheep spend their whole life being scared of wolves but are eaten by the Shepherd in the end
Does that mean God eats us?
Teen Wolf (2011-2017)
someone i speak to every day: hey
me: i miss you and i love you
Obvious Child || dir. Gillian Robespierre || 2014
How to Deal with Emotional Manipulators
1. Don’t negotiate with them. For emotional manipulators, it’s all about having, exerting and gaining more power. So they’ll always push for more and they’ll never compromise.
2. Don’t engage with them. Don’t try to talk, or reason, or discuss some matter with them - as they’ll try to twist your motives, and leave you feeling “bad”.
3. Don’t confront them. They’re quick to take offense and they love an argument. They’ll then turn and attack you – and never let things go.
4. Know your own personal buttons. They’ll aim to press your buttons to get a strong reaction. But knowing yourself well means you have the upper hand. Plan how to “not react” and to stay detached and calm.
5. Refuse to accept help as they’ll treat you like “you owe them”. You’ll then be in their debt – so it’s hard to feel you’re free.
My Facebook meme groups DELIVERED
me and the girls getting together to perform rituals of femininity and depersonalization
Purple Rain (1984)
dir. Albert Magnoli
college professor just said “you’re probably too young to even remember this” and brought up something that happened in 2011
Better than my professer that said we’d “probably recognize this from Saturday morning cartoons” then showed us a cartoon from 1935…
New immortal vs. old immortal
The Shape of Water dir. Guillermo del Toro
pink_a_paws
Why is Smokey so jacked? I feel like this artist is going to turn out to be a furry porn artist.
A dead giveaway you aren’t from California. There are posters of Smokey the Bear all over here, and I’ve never seen one where he wasn’t ripped.
The two are not mutually exclusive