never give up

Ralph, 29 a gamer who has a Bachelors in music and adhd I occasionally post horror/creepy stories but mainly art, anime and cute animals and nerdy stuff

[socialistexan]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

rewatching a movie you loved as a teen and realizing it’s actually really really really really not good

[cheaphalloweencostume]

ok im taking my post back then.

[triplefoul24-deactivated2022112]

Wig

[loyle-trash]

pokemon

[inquisitivemobius]

Penisaur and Clitaurus!

[professorevilbadpaingiver]

[dostoyevsky-official]

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

[aqueerkettleofish]

The second worst part is, once you get older, you find yourself saying "you'll understand when you're older" with Full Comprehension of how fucking annoying you're being right now, but also knowing that it's all you can say.

[punkitt-is-here]

I FELL ASLEEP AND TOOK A NAP A COUPLE YEARS AGO AND SLEPT THROUGH JAN 6TH. I FELL ASLEEP A COUPLE DAYS AGO AND MISSED TRUMP GETTING SHOT. I JUST TOOK MY FIRST AFTERNOON NAP IN A BIT AND NOW THIS?

[punkitt-is-here]

[punkitt-is-here]

YOU'LL NEVER FUCKING GUESS WHO JUST TOOK ANOTHER NAP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY

[punkitt-is-here]

MR BIDEN I DIDNT DO IT ON PURPOSE IT WAS A SUNNY DAY OUT AND I HAD NOTHING TO TAKE CARE OF

[syro-malabar-baby]

[paw--on--heart]

If you see your USA mutual looking at the news and then producing a burger from their pocket and eating it, that can mean nothing good. This is the »emergency burger« used to strengthen oneself in times of dire need, and resorting to it is an unambiguous sign of great distress

[dotty-literati]

Real and true

[bitchesgetriches]

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Bitchtastic Book Review: Hand to Mouth by Linda Tirado

Is Gentrification Just Artisanal, Small-Batch Displacement of the Poor?

Coronavirus Reveals America’s Pre-existing Conditions, Part 1: Healthcare, Housing, and Labor Rights

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The Subjectivity of Wealth, Or: Don’t Tell Me What’s Expensive

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Blood Money: Menstrual Products for Surviving Your Period While Poor

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The Pink Tax, Or: How I Learned to Love Smelling Like “Bearglove”

Our Single Best Piece of Advice for Women (and Men) on International Women’s Day

Bitchtastic Book Review: The Feminist Financial Handbook by Brynne Conroy

Sexual Harassment: How to Identify and Fight It in the Workplace 

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Woke at Work: How to Inject Your Values into Your Boring, Lame-Ass Job

The New Jim Crow, by Michelle Alexander: A Bitchtastic Book Review

Something Is Wrong in Personal Finance. Here’s How To Make It More Inclusive.

The Biggest Threat to Black Wealth Is White Terrorism

Coronavirus Reveals America’s Pre-existing Conditions, Part 2: Racial and Gender Inequality 

10 Rad Black Money Experts to Follow Right the Hell Now 

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[creature-wizard]

Whatever happens, two things remain true: 1. Trump might be distancing himself from Project 2025, but his Agenda 47, which is on his website, is basically the same thing. 2. Third party voting is useless without ranked choice voting; it's mathematically impossible to elect a third party candidate. DO NOT SPLIT THE VOTE.

[creature-wizard]

Oh BTW, it's important that as many people vote for Harris as possible, because we don't want a scenario where the votes are close enough that it might be taken to court (much less the conservative-leaning Supreme Court) and ruled in Trump's favor. And yes, this also applies if you live in a blue state; we don't want to risk any doubt anywhere who the winner is.

[isnt]

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[chalamet-x]

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[endlesskehlani]

[artruby]

[theartofanimation]

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[ms-demeanor]

I am a glorified office administrator who understands server hardware why am I the only person in this company who gets what social engineering is?

[ms-demeanor]

Total stranger on the phone who we’ve never spoken to before: I have power of attorney over the CEO of this corporation and we are a customer of yours. Please change the administrator password on the server to XXXXX

My boss, putting on white grease paint and a red wig: Oh, of course! Let’s do it quickly so that you’ll want to keep working with us since you’re going to be making business decisions!

Me: I would sell you to satan for one corn chip and I’m allergic to corn but before you do this maybe you should call someone who is actually on our contact list for our customer and see if they’ve ever heard of this stranger.

My boss, looking through a selection of shoes that honk when you walk: Oh, but she said that it was very important that none of the employees know what was happening because they’re making staffing changes.

Me: As your lawyer I recommend that you just call a single one of our contacts and see if they’ve ever heard of her name.

My boss, shoving all of our technicians into a VW beetle: You’re not my lawyer.

Me: HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? I COULD BE! YOU SHOULD MAYBE CHECK ON THAT.

[yoursjupiter]

TIL everyone’s employee ID at my company is the last five of their SSN.

Boss: On the bright side, it’s only the last five

Me: YOU CAN COMMIT FRAUD WITH FOUR

[zevveli]

Security firms that are hired to check the security of banks will often use the following tactic: They will walk up to the teller in a suit with their ID badge and a clipboard and go:

“Hello I am [name] from [security firm] we’ve been hired to verify the security of the facility I need to see your computers.”

“Erm…I’ll have to verify that with my managers.”

“Congratulations, you have just passed the security verification.” [Scribbles on clipboard] “But in all seriousness I do need to verify your security so I need to see your computers.”

“Oh okay.” AND LETS THEM IN.

[teaboot]

Yall gotta stop stealing. Not for any specific objective moral reason but because you fucking suck at it

[teaboot]

Me (contract security): Hello ma'am

Lady: Oh hello sweetheart how are you :D

Me: I'm doing great, thank you. Hey would you mind kindly taking that waffle iron out of your purse

Lady: How dare you. What the hell are you on about. I've never stolen a damn thing in my whole entire life

Me:

Me: Na'am my buddy two towns over called me about you an hour ago and texted me your license plate. We're in direct view of six live feed CCTV cameras and the box is sticking out under your armpit

Me: I'm not gonna do anything if you walk out but the owner saw you nab it while he was stocking shelves and if he calls the cops I won't be allowed to go home until I write a three page detailed report about it

Me: I'm fifteen minutes from shift change

Me: Please let me go home

[teaboot]

Me: Kid PLEASE

Teenager (like 14-15): I don't have anything

Me: I know you do. YOU know you do. This is not my first day on the job and you are not the best liar I've met. PLEASE put our toilet paper dispenser back

Teenager: Or what? You'll call the cops?

Me:

Me: Kid your last name is printed on the ass of your volleyball pants and the nearest highschool rang for dismissal 20 minutes ago I'll fuckin doxx you on fortnite

[teaboot]

Me: I'm sorry sir I can't let you in, the owner says you're banned for stealing $500 in pork loin

Guy: I needed food!

Me:

Me: I understand, things are tight for me too. But if you're short on groceries we actually have a lot of great free meal programs around town- my friend actually goes to this one on main street every day before work and she says it's helped a lot.

Me: Would you like a resource guide? It'll tell you what time the food pantry is open and how to access other free and reduced things you might need. Have you applied at the food bank?

Guy: Jesus Christ no, I'm not some freeloading bum

Me:

Me: Sir I don't think I can help you

[teaboot]

Me: Sir you have tattoos on your face just put the air fryer back and go

[teaboot]

To everyone dropping by my inbox to let me know I'm a narc:

Reporting on theft is actually a very small part of my job, and mostly I like being someone who keeps people safe from violent and aggressive customers, guests, and family members- it's very rewarding work and I like looking out for people.

There is so much more nuance behind the ethics of stealing than most people understand, even from billion dollar megacorportations, and very few of yall actually see where the impact is shunted off to, cause you know for fuckin' sure it's not the fuckass billionaires on top who feel the hurt first

If the owner didn't hire me to prevent crimes then he'd just call the police and I like to think "yo dude my boss wants to have the cops drag you out so so bad please just go for a walk or smthn come back tomorrow" is better than officer big dick pulling up outta nowhere

TL/DR: Whether or not I'm a narc is open for discussion but if I'm a narc then I'm the narc that will tell you "hey man this place hires narcs"

[kanfino]

tags be like "anyone who stops people from stealing is a disgusting fascist and should die tbh"

but like. you're already on camera doing it. oftentimes poorly. do you think your sheer conviction in the morality of stashing that frozen dinner in your hoodie pouch will conceal how blatantly obvious it is there?

the corporate machine would grind people into mulch for the most minor indiscretion if they could and the security officer that says "hey, that was extremely visible, you should really put it back before someone gets a real cop involved" is NOT the bad guy here.

shout out to harm reduction policies and mediators-instead-of-cops out there