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*puts pretty red ribbon in hair*

*you are now immune to sleep, poison, sadness, fury, confusion, petrify, turning into a frog, nuclear bombs, and death itself*

#I love video game logic #I also love imagining Cloud #and Sora #and other Final Fantasy #and Kingdom Hearts characters #and whoever else uses ribbon as like the strongest accessory #just putting a pretty ribbon in their hair and going to battle #like it’s the strongest as it should be #the only downside is that I did not get them when I could in the temples I can’t go back to in ff7 and I need them #arrrggggghhhh

Sometimes you have to fight a beautiful woman named Ultimate Weapon so you can get a sword (oh so cleverly named ultima weapon) so you can defeat who you thought was your ex boyfriend but is actually the ex of your actual boyfriend (who is dead) who you’ve spent this whole time thinking you were(you are not mentally stable). And ladies, this is why we love playing video games.

#major FF7 spoilers #spoilers #ffvii spoilers #so now I need to get the ultimate weapons #also turns out I missed out on the ribbons #so gee wilikers batman I’m so sad 😭#my not an ex keeps killing me with his minute and a half long super ultra move #and I’m suffering #and now it’s sad grinding time for the gamer girl #god I can’t beat sephiroth

Sometimes the love of your life (Ming Xiao) turns into a 20 or whatever ft tall tentacle monster that multiples and none of the clones still want to be with you either :(

#Ming xiao #vtm #vampire the masquerade bloodline #spoilers #vtm spoilers #bloodline spoilers

This just in - sometimes the obviously evil woman turns out to be evil (hot) and still decides to kill you if you chose her route (valid) but the writers don’t let you flirt or anything before being drowned in the ocean, even though you’re both girls (unforgivable).

#I still love you Ming Xiao #you did nothing wrong

Playing Stardew valley Co-op is so fun. My friend will be like “don’t you dare judge me for what I’m about to do” and then I’ll get a notice in the corner that she hit her literally newborn baby who can’t even toddle around with a stone.

#she just wanted to see if she could #and I mean you can #which is absolutely hilarious #also we ARE on Evil Farm #what else do they expect from dr evil and mini me

THE SLIMES CAN CATCH YOU DIGGING THROUGH TRASH AND ARE SUPER JUDGY ABOUT IT?!?!

#Stardew valley #we put slimes in the village because we are evil this route #and like these slimes #judging us for going through trash #like come on #your slime #chillllll #also why can you talk?!?!

I live only to make you proud grandpa.

#Stardew valley #stv grandpa #evil is pronounce the way mermaid man says it from SpongeBob #this is my evil arc #marrying everyone and divorcing them #doving children #Joja route even #the works #no one can stop Dr Evil and Mini Me on there quest to be eviiiilllll

StupidShaneII (didn’t have enough letters for the e so it’s there only in my heart) sure is going to grow up like daddy. Ignore the fact he’s named after my first husband who had a gross, muddy room.

#Stardew valley #stv Alex #sometimes you carry your baggage from your first marriage into your second

Hell yeah, Goodbye StupidShane. Dr. Evil visited the evil shrine.

#everything about the wording had me laughing #my poor baby name #I can’t help #I really hated marrying Shane and the stupid muddy room you brought with him #were divorced now #child had no future #sorry to dove you but like I’m evil this route #sort of in the name #Stardew valley

vexenya

I had a dream the Devilman manga got censored which pissed a lot of people off because it also censored the gay stuff and this was one of the "edits" in the censored edition

I hate Shane but I love that we can name the babies whatever we want. Yeah Shane let’s hope Stupid Shane grows up big and strong.

#Stardew valley #sdv shane #honestly it’s mostly the ugly room he brought with him when we got married #if it wasn’t for the fact I’m marrying then divorcing everyone this route I wouldn’t marry him #but I do love his chicken he brings #that is cute

obligatorymorningfart

kingdom hearts but vaudeville

abbucat

It’s Yuri Time: Time Princess Edition

#honestly posted on wrong blog #so I guess this is how I fix it

Wow I love this fictional character. But I’m still so glad they are fictional and will stay that way.

#a thought I have a lot #especially with like really toxic characters #and like really toxic relationships that can be so good #but like you know as like a fictional thing #to enjoy and then move on from #but also super funny this thought came to me #because I was playing a phone game #specifically blush blush #specifically the texting part of the game #specifically the texting Boss character #omg #he’s so funny #would hate him irl #but also so of them I wish were real #like Poe

meteoriccman

You know what time it is

Time Princess breaking gender norms. Time for the girl to tell the boy he should smile more.

#time princess #marquis de lafayette #marie antoinette #she said this sincerely #like it wasn’t even ironic #at least I didn’t read it that way

nortsauce

Man, EVERYONE’s wrong about narumitsu.

the way they FINALLY get together is inadvertently and indirectly caused by Larry.

Think about it,

- The class trial where they met? Larry.

- The first case Phoenix must pass? Larry.

- Why edgeworth even finds out about the bridge incident? Larry.

Everyone, Including Phoenix and Miles, can try their DAMNDEST to make Wrightworth happen,

but in the end what causes them to FINALLY get together, will be an event caused BY LARRY BUTZ.

#ace attorney #wrightworth #narumitsu #larry butz

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