Gamer SPEAK!

Just a couple of gamers who like to play and chat about anything game related!

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Ugghhh! Rage!

In the middle of Dragon Age Inquisition and game freezes. "Huh. Maybe that is my cue to get off." Turns off console. Turns it back on and goes back to playing. Also in middle of Skyrim and game freezes. "Oh god! When was my last save?! Nooooo! Please!" Gets back on and has to redo what just did for the past four hours. Still continues to play.

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Gamer Shame #2

Animea: *gets frustrated with game and gets on phone* it knew exactly what I wanted. Kima: Are you looking up cat therapy? Animea: no! I'm looking up the level to do it! Kima: *realizes not everyone needs cat therapy* oh.

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Gamer Shame #3

Accidentally hitting buttons in a game because panicking. Evil Within: Sebastian! Turn the damn light off! Evil Within: *Ruvik appears* presses attack button to no avail. Evil Within: *Rebirth Laura comes from the vents/pipes/cage/anywhere* tries to use gun, only pisses her off. Skyrim: Accidentally Fus Ro Dah's a giant and it doesn't do anything. Dragon Age 2: *Fighting the Arishok* hits every button possible, but does absolutely nothing! Dragon Age Origins: *fighting archdemon* Hitting all the buttons because you don't know where the dragon is at. The Last Of Us: *Swarm of Clickers* fires and misses all shots. Sims: *sims sets self on fire* forgets how to change to other sims. Sims: *social worker comes to take kids* you don't hit buttons you cry. You just cry. Slenderman: *screams* walks towards him instead of running away from him. FNAF: *lights stop working in either side* furiously tries to shut doors. Even though it seems shameful do not feel shamed.

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Random Banter #6

Animea: *shouting at Evil Within* Shoot up and let's go! Aghhhh! But he ate me again! Kima: did you just support shooting up? Animea: Sebastian!!!!!!

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Gamer Shame #1

Kima: *looks up from what she's doing* are you hiding under a car?! Animea: *playing Evil Within, shamefully says* yes......that's what they've been there for the whole time. Kima: haha. Yes.

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Random Banter #5

Animea: *playing Evil Within. Constantly dying*

Kima: you need syringe! You need syringe!

Animea: *calm and collected (for the first time before she dies)* it’s in the other room…I’m not gonna make it.

Kima: well that ending was better than being eaten.

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Random Banter #4

*A goal is accomplished*

Both: *high fiving*

Both: ENCHANTMENT!

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Random Banter #3

Animea: *looks Kima dead in the eyes* Puis Puis?

Kima: *staring back, serious* Puis. Puis.

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When Gamers Collide #1

Animea: *playing Sims app* they're all happy now! Kima: *playing Dragon Age 2 while Animea is playing Sims, clearly unaware that Animea is talking about Sims* no they're not! The whole village is now attacking me! Unless they lived in some Opposite Day society that I do not know about they are clearly mad! Animea: Noooooooooooooo. My sims dude..... Kima: *face palms*

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Random Banter #2

Kima: What the hell are you doing girl? You've got to swoop down.

Animea: Yes, ignore Alistair's advice. Swooping is good.

Both: *exchange a look* Yes. Swooping is bad.

Fenris: *in the game* I'm conspicuous here.

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Okay, so Kima was playing DA 2, and in Origins she had married King Alistair. His mention of his queen at the end of this conversation was too good to not share. I want to apologize about the shaking, I was trying not to laugh. 😂

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Random Banter #1

Kima: *cries out* I was fighting dead people.

Animea: *checks the screen* and then spiders?

Kima: It was like when the fire nation attacked.

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Talking to Zevran Ariani like...