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[ccciela]

thought this was funny

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[gamz-ler]

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[mushroommargo]

i was bored so i found original version of each post

Sources: 1 - https://www.reddit.com/r/foodbutforbabies/comments/17jivcl/is_this_too_much_food_to_send_to_daycare/ 2 - https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/17e6czt/ariana_spotted_at_ethan_slaters_gig/ 3 - https://www.reddit.com/r/tarantulas/comments/174zac2/someone_worked_up_a_big_thirst_making_a_burrow/ 4 - https://www.reddit.com/r/MakeupAddiction/comments/17mbijv/where_can_i_find_eyeshadows_that_are_like_these/ 5 - https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/16hpqfe/7_weeks_post_op/ 6 - https://www.reddit.com/r/Sephora/comments/17grse7/help_me_choose_a_blush/ 7 - https://www.reddit.com/r/foodbutforbabies/comments/17lo1mr/dinner_for_my_25_year_old/ 8 - https://www.reddit.com/r/foodbutforbabies/comments/17jivcl/is_this_too_much_food_to_send_to_daycare/

[megamindsupremacy]

Beautiful dash pull

[cordspaghetti]

SENDING HER ASS TO DRAAG

[lostinthelegs]

Happy pride everyone! 2 cocks, 1 corn!!!

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[ominous-signs]

the need for blood is rising.

Official ominous sign

[theglitterking2005]

[ominous-signs]

Feel the blood on your skin

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[weirdstuffontemu]

Yes I'm Lesbian No I not like wuce every girl to gra a see.

[the-haiku-bot]

Yes I’m Lesbian

No I not like wuce every

girl to gra a see.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cordspaghetti]

SENDING HER ASS TO DRAAG

[shittysawtraps]

me, struggling in my trap: this is because i’m gay, isn’t it?

jigsaw, pausing the timer: what? hold on, what? we don’t do that. this has nothing to do with you being gay. this is because you flaked on your friends when you were depressed. we’re not bigots.

[nezumiva]

Visit Original Link

[001x456]

[leonkennedysprostate]

all the daughters sold to one direction are being returned. they're all men now. or lesbians

[arkred]

This reads like a 10k post.

[leonkennedysprostate]

im immune to 10k posts. i got vaccinated

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get an Orange Clownfish

Amphiprion percula

[cz3chova]

@charlesoberonn made a really, really good post that I stole to make... this

[charlesoberonn]

You get my vision completely

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Nope, still need an earworm, a bee in your bonnet, an apple of your eye, and a piece of your mind. None of this is free either, it'll cost an arm and a leg. Sorry if that's a little on the nodes. Nose, I mean. Eh, we'll throw in that slip of the tongue for free.

[nomeusstuff]