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21 - she/they - really dumb That’s all folks!

[blazespawned]

happy moo year

[falseficus]

pussy corrosive

[falseficus]

[falseficus]

i don’t even want to SEE the blorbos you guys are tagging this as. how could you conceivably relate this to a fictional character like I don’t look at my favs and go you know what? his pussy could eat through a metal grate

[alexanderwales]

My wife did some glass etching, so we have a bunch of glasses with this at the bottom.

This was early on in our marriage, these are just the glasses we use every day.

Fast forward to when my son is five years old. He has learned to read. He has graduated from sippy cups.

When I hear him wailing and crying I come running down the stairs, and he's inconsolable. Took a lot of soothing and time to explain to him that it was just a joke. He wanted the glasses destroyed, but as a compromise we retired them from use for a while.

[michellechang]

when i tell my goldeen to use water pulse because of the 20% chance it has to confuse my opponent

[michellechang]

the last thing your piece of shit pokemon sees before getting their mind utterly twisted

[mrsterlingeverything]

You can jack off. You can eat chips. All else banned

[lakevida]

despite the amount of chemicals i have absorbed into my body and the external stimuli i have immersed myself in i am still not doing very well has anyone else on god's beautiful earth encountered this issue

[teaboot]

I think flaws are vital to noticeable beauty actually. I think if a person was one hundred percent perfect to the peak of social desire they’d disappear in front of you like that blind spot where the optic nerve connects in your eyeball

[lamignonette]

[verdantry]

[sandmandaddy69]

[harzilla]

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

[ratpyramid]

[finnplaydough]

I need to fix the lettering since it feels off

[notholaenas]

do not call for me 🦷 i won't hear you

[ratpyramid]

[draculadept-flow]

I'm a one-man Edge dyad. I'm a Worm of a Scale. I'm a freak. I'm a real creature. I'm what Hersault was hiding from under the floorboards. I speak Cracktrack, Vak, Hyskos, Cunnilingual, and Wolf. There are worms under my skin, but I'm about to do enough Lantern-infused perks to make my eyes bleed light. This shit ain't nothing to me, man.

[lunarlillieuwu]

An Edge Dyad and both of them transitioned in opposite directions a long time ago and now historians often get each of them mixed up with their foe pre-transition is this anything

[aeolianasio]

reads like warning text in cultist simulator/book of hours that i would simply ignore