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Elliott | 23 | Lupus Warrior | They/He | Gay for @Toadcapitalism

[catchymemes]

[ferngullynationalist]

Shocking: Local Woman Fails To See Weird PM From Random Strange Man On The Internet As Fulfillment Of Desire For A Loving, Healthy Relationship

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Even worse, a stranger from reddit specifically

[gaypitbull]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[disasterbisexual-moved]

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[disasterbisexual-moved]

………I am going to commit a murder

[valtsv]

bro i was homoerotically cleaning and patching up my friend’s wounds and you ruined it. i was scolding him for being an idiot in an exasperated but fond tone of voice while i tenderly bandaged his knuckles and we both tried unsuccessfully to avoid looking into each other’s eyes until the tension between us became unbearable when you entered the room without knocking and fucking killed the mood. what the hell, man.

[buzzkillbyrne]

if anything, he knows his audience

[popstarryeyed]

okay but the context makes it even better:

(link)

[gnarlygnat]

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

[sleepystellarsister]

Hozier and Florence Welch are just pseudonyms Hades and Persephone have taken on after haven taken music lessons from Orpheus for a couple thousand years and deciding going into the music industry and gaining “fans” would be a modern equivalent form of the worship that previously sustained them thanks for coming to my ted talk

[manticoreimaginary]

#yeah except florence is hades and hozier is persephone

[robertmitchum]

finally a monster literally none of you nasties will wanna fuck

[meteorion]

[louisandthedagger]

ashton kutcher and mila kunis reading breakup rumours is everything

[cursedcatpictures]

[cigarettereverie]

you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

[teathattast]

corcle time

[cowboy-garfield]

Where’s that post about having mundane superpowers

[linguisticparadox]

I was not ready

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

I had to watch this a couple times

The chaos energy was to much to handle at once

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

something has been BOTHERING MEEEE…………ok so in the 80s, you have Heathers. the 90s had Clueless. the 2000s had Mean Girls. what is the definitive teen girl drama comedy of the 10s? 

[vx3-deactivated20191124]

[charlesoberonn]

Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.

[charlesoberonn]

Allow me to explain why it’s such a great name:

It pays homage to Pluto, previously known as the ninth planet, since Persephone was Pluto/Hades’s wife in Greek Mythology

It helps make up for the gender inequality in the names of planets, since Venus is the only other planet named after a woman

If it exists, it’d be the coldest planet in the Solar System, and in Greek Mythology, it was Persephone’s time spent in the underworld that caused winter

[darkbluemint]

I’m into this

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe none of the reasons were “It’s what Pluto would want.”

[alexkablob]

#if he can’t be a planet at least his wife can

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[irrepressible-domovoy]

Pluto’s reaction:

[kittyluvr42]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

could they have made the figure of this man any darker and more ominous

[meckamecha]

The meat is far in the back, look deeper, Fortunato.

[ladyloveandjustice]

Barbie is ageless and unknowable. She exists beyond our feeble mortal conception of time. She always was, and she will always be.

[tsaristwolf]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

damn then why was the monster so sad all the time

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

I don’t know which is funnier, the images or that comment

[sugarsculls]