Okay but Matt being Pidge’s wingman
“Matt, yesterday Lance touched me and my skin tingled and I got nauseous, but almost good-nauseous, but that doesn’t make sense???”
“You’ve got a crush, kiddo. You’re attracted to him.”
Pidge has no idea how to proceed with these feelings
Matt tells her to ask him to do something they both enjoy
This leads to Pidge asking Lance to play video games with her all the time
She doesn’t get what this has to do with her apparent “crush” but they bond and joke around so that’s good
Matt casually talking to Lance and slipping in praises about Pidge
Matt advising her to set up a more traditionally romantic date alone with Lance
“Lance, want to get dinner with me alone on this planet we haven’t explored yet?”
“Are you planning on murdering me or something? What did I do?”
Cue Matt sliding in with a super cool restaurant suggestion
“Give him random compliments.”
Pidge actively picks the most random times to tell him he’s clever or his eyes are pretty or smth
It catches Lance off guard and he always blushes
Matt tells Lance when Pidge falls asleep in her workroom again
It’s so worth it to see him carrying her bridal style back to her room
“Touch him. Nothing weird, casual touches, but more of them.”
Pidge starts leaning against Lance like he’s a pillar or a wall
He reacts by using her head as an armrest
Plance joking around in a public space and Matt loudly telling them to stop flirting
“Gifts. Gifts are romantic, especially really personal ones.”
Pidge steals Lance’s face mask, replicates the ingredients, and presents him with a tub of the stuff the size of a watermelon
Lance then convinces her to have a little spa day with him
“Pidge chose our dog Bae Bae because she was the runt of the litter.”
Lance be like omg that’s so cute
