[yuijns]

adriana sahar ; nyfw18

[neverstheless]

the juxtaposition..,,..,is really astounding

[onlyblackgirl]

Who tf is ole girl who rolled outta bed after her😂 walking stiff as hell.

[authenticstains]

[meatpower]

theres always like these boring or maybe even kinda nice clothes or accessories and the thing that makes them just really bad is some small text like “be trippin” or “turnt” or something and its like. embarrassing

[meatpower]

[1010ll]

[mystiquepictorial]

@ men

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

This video honestly fucking kills me I can’t even tell you…she’s an Aries

[gleamblossoms]

these bots are becoming more advanced with each passing day

[dojacat]

[suplx-deactivated20190111]

this my girl pegging me for the first time after i told her i never had anything in my hole before and we getting into it hot and heavy but then she hear me moan “marcus” whos her brother who i met 2 years ago in my last year of college and had a secret night of passionate love making with on the night before graduation but we both agreed to never talk about it again because marcus decided he was straight and never wanted to talk to me again so i started dating his sister because i needed to be close to him again and because my hole hasnt been the same before since that night and i need him inside of me again

[brbjellyfishing]

[sunshine-snowflake]

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

not to be epic but i am  going to kill you with a  rock

[n1n10do3snt]

cain said this to abel

[sangled]

god said this to the dinosaurs

[yrfriendliz]

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

[tinseltownturkey-deactivated202]

this is the kind of content i came here for

[loving-women-is-rad]

he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent

[becca-bemo]

[c3po]

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

[thecouchwitch]

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

[varkarrus-deactivated20200511]

mr krabs would’ve voted trump

[kaiju-lightning]

Mr Krabs absolutely would’ve voted trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand.

[questions-within-questions]

Plankton would’ve voted Trump.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it.

[legarcon]

Bubble Bass

[zarekthelordofthefries]

Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck.

[the-collecting-turnip-deactivat]

Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump

[fgsshinyhoard]

okay im just gonna put down my things here

- Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him

- Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him

- Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him.  Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field.

- Patrick can’t spell so he couldn’t vote for anyone

- Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate “bad words” during their campaign.

- Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point.

- Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote

- Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services.

- Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person.

- Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he’s a wealthy narcissist.

- Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote.

[wizardposting666]

Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[pissvortex]

me when i breathe in the smoke filling my beachside condo at 2:56 am

[pissvortex]

me when the firefighters cant reach me in time

[pissvortex]

me when the medics use the defibrillator on me

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

a little insight ladies

[heartbeatemoji]

my kids: omg you were alive when Britain left the EU?? thats something my textbooks talk about what was it like me: i was looking at memes about it

[serhumfreysbrokencollarbone]

I was going to every single rally, march, and advocacy meet-up, writing to local mps, and desperately accruing documentation of the 8 years my European ass has lived in the UK so far, but go off, I guess.

[heartbeatemoji]

ok this post was abt me tho and i was looking at memes about it

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

not to be epic but i am  going to kill you with a  rock

[n1n10do3snt]

cain said this to abel

[tealesbian]

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

[sexhaver]

remember when Hillary said she always had hot sauce in her bag after Formation released and everyone was making fun of her for desperately trying to appeal to the youth and not realizing that Beyonce didnt mean literal hot sauce in the song and then some Hillary stan blog crawled out of the woodwork and pulled out receipts proving that she has in fact habitually kept a literal bottle of hot sauce in her purse dating back to at least the early 90s