*Resigned Sigh*

I don't really do much, so if you follow me prepare to be disappointed. Just like my parents

[gravegospel]

wheres that gif of a dude playing golf but he lands it like a fire emblem crit animation

[gravegospel]

[100newfears-archive-deactivated]

and then romeo-kun and juliet-chan inevitably committed the seppuku

[pkariya]

sugoi. what light through the window comes, desu? it is the east, and my waifu is the sun. 

[bearxing]

did my kokoro doki till now? forswear it, sight! for i ne’er saw true kawaii till this night.

[officialrobbycoates]

o romeo-kun, romeo-kun, doushite art thou, romeo-kun? deny thy otou-san and refuse thy namae, or, if thou ja nai, but be sworn my daisuki, and i’ll no longer be a capulet-sama.

[iwasthinkingofanimeagain-deacti]

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screen shots

[firedemons-deactivated20150223]

Visit Original Link

[lost-carcosa]

[jncos]

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

[woodrider]

Billy Joel - Piano Man

[babyanimalgifs]

In case u needed something to make ur day better

[lasturlontheleft]

me: *about to look at the merch for an anime I like*

brain: that’s what you want? some fucking anime? some fucking anime merch on your body and in your life? some god damn anime on your walls? fucking anime merch to let everyone know that you like anime? are you fucking kidding me?

[catchymemes]

Phone Charger Magic Circle

By 6秒商店

[riddleaugust]

[rifleweeb]

[rifleweeb]

[ommanyte]

yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

[laughconfetti]

anxiety

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what does facebook think my house looks like

[agripinaafalls]

Dope as fuck apparently

[icebats]

I cleaned Will’s family’s kitchen because they have fucking mice and a fly problem and the second his mom got home the counter suddenly has a dirty pan, open chips, an open cheese jar, a cheesy lid, a dirty spatula, a big ass plastic bag with arsenic blocks in it, a torn chocolate cake mix packet, and a sauce covered tupperware lid strewn about 🙃

And somehow??? Somehow there is an entire plate just sitting on the floor

How 🙃 does 🙃 she 🙃 live 🙃 like 🙃 this

[icebats]

The mice in this house are going to form an alliance and rise up against us and i am powerless but to watch it happen. I may strike a deal with them when the time comes, become prince of the mice, king of the rodents, and i will rest upon a royal throne made of the fallen food that this family refuses to clean up off of the ground

[icebats]

I am attempting to establish spiritual communication with their people

[icebats]

He

[icebats]

THE ORACLE IS HARD AT WORK

[icebats]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

[icebats]

You sick fucks wanted me to Ask Later so here you go

The Wise Ones shat all over the last paper so i had to make a new one, and we’ve caught and released about 5 mice since yesterday, so I don’t know how fast they’ll be to answer, but we will see if they grant me their Prophecies

Thus Begins, The Final Consultation

[icebats]

HHNNGG THEY TOOK A PIECE AND CARRIED IT BACK WITH THEM

[icebats]

TWO

[crytiptid]

YAHTZEE,

B A B E Y ! !

[thewhatever]

No need to call him back.

[wastedarkcell]

What did you do?

[starryeyedneonlights]

Fucked up, apparently.

[schmergo]

is he…… you know….. [imitates crab claws]……. from Maryland?

[10mb]

Friend: how do you say i love you in german

Me: ich liebe dich

Friend: i also love dick

[doujinshi]

das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons

[lion-goes-ballistic-deactivated]

@polichevs

[totalonlinechaosandsuffering-de]

imagining leaving dark souls style tips in the supermarket. flaming letters on the floor “try roasting cauliflower”

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

Ahh, produce…

therefore Bagging required ahead

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

Cereal aisle ahead

in short Praise the cart!

[sunlaire]

Horse

[asswatthama]

*in front of the lobster tank*

Friendship Ahead

[skullofmordecai]