sandvich nomnomnom

i am John sandvich and this is my sandvich. avid deltarune and tf2 player. involed in the bugblr fandom, my main ant OC is named "Garlicia F. Melnyk" and is the leader of the A.W.C. my discord profile has the name "John mphhhh letter pfp" and has a fancy golden P as its pfp. my tiktok has the same pfp, and its display name "John mphhhh (he him)".

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

guys new kriselle theme dropped

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

by extension, its also the theme for those who think kris is a morally good character, those who hate noelle, and people who hate susie for saying 2 PERFECTLY TRUTHFUL things in chapter 5, the things being "we kinda need them" to berdly, and "you know kris flirts with every enemy, right?" to pink (i myself have never used the flirt act before on my deltarune run but for 1 thing i dont think kris even likes mad mew mew, and also i need to maintain the kralsei agenda)

[angel-abyzou]

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

yo @cookiess-and-creamm why the fuck did you reblog this i gotta super duper ultra kill you now

[cookiess-and-creamm]

WHY ARE YOU KILLING ME DUDE??

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

because that original post SUCKED and you have to SUFFER for DARING to bring it upon my page!

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

guys new kriselle theme dropped

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

star walker

[muoi-art]

the distance between two

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

typical kris being a loser bum chud fatty fat fat tiny baby not-man #crucifykrisfromthedeltarune

[angel-abyzou]

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

yo @cookiess-and-creamm why the fuck did you reblog this i gotta super duper ultra kill you now

[loco-the-wolf]

Curiosity killed the cat.

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

freedom killed the motif

[loco-the-wolf]

we are but an atom in comparison to the greater universe.

and yet,

we are all the life we know of it.

interesting.

is it not?

how we are but a speck, in the cosmic infinity

and yet

even infinity is finite, to us

for we cannot comprehend that which does not end

after all

now,

DO YOU COMPREHEND

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

[hearts4lxsa]

W H A T

YOU WHAT-

HOW ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME??? YOU'RE ART IS SO COOL AND BEAUTIFUL!!!

GAHH!!!! I REALLY LOVED YOIR DRAWING OF THRASHER AND SO I CHECKED OIT YOUR OTHER STUFF AND REALLY LOVED IT!!!!

[scallywiggles]

YOU LIKED MY STUFF??? AAAAAAAAAAA-

HAVE THIS DOG I FOUND

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

aye matey, should i know of this landlubber by the name of "hearts4Lxsa"?

[scallywiggles]

Why u talk like pirate fox-

Anywayz yes, their art is beautiful

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

a pirate fox? FOX? yarrrr i speak like NOT foxy from five freddys at nights, you litte deck scrubber!

[loco-the-wolf]

i'm just a whiny, needy, insecure, attention seeking little bitch...

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

aye matey, settin' sail to the button o' post to deposit yon storage crates be an optional quest, what if yon crewmaties find this chest of nightsoil with ye name on it?

[loco-the-wolf]

what

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

aye matey, it would not do ye well to pretend that you have understood not my speech, lest you will to walk on yon floor of the sea!

[hearts4lxsa]

W H A T

YOU WHAT-

HOW ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME??? YOU'RE ART IS SO COOL AND BEAUTIFUL!!!

GAHH!!!! I REALLY LOVED YOIR DRAWING OF THRASHER AND SO I CHECKED OIT YOUR OTHER STUFF AND REALLY LOVED IT!!!!

[scallywiggles]

YOU LIKED MY STUFF??? AAAAAAAAAAA-

HAVE THIS DOG I FOUND

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

aye matey, should i know of this landlubber by the name of "hearts4Lxsa"?

[loco-the-wolf]

i'm just a whiny, needy, insecure, attention seeking little bitch...

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

aye matey, settin' sail to the button o' post to deposit yon storage crates be an optional quest, what if yon crewmaties find this chest of nightsoil with ye name on it?

[miawasthere]

tumblr angels do not support ICE btw 🩷🪽

[darlingdemonic]

tumblr demons don't support ICE either ✨

[momoka-angelz]

tumblr fallen angels DOES not support ICE too

[cgsdraws]

vampires DO NOT SUPPORT ICE

[th3deadmanwalking]

Vultures DO NOT support ice.

[dinosaur-offical]

Dinosaurs DO NOT support ICE

[wolfdog-offical]

Wolfdogs DO NOT support ICE

[bugthehyena]

Hyenas DO NOT support ICE

[undercover-werewolf-k1d]

Werewolves DON'T support ICE.

[phantomofthemountain]

Tigers DO NOT support ICE

[seafoamwave]

Merfolk DO NOT support ICE

[liminal-therianthropy]

Unicorns DO NOT support ICE

[theemeralddragonking]

Dragons DO NOT support ICE

[awakened-void-deity]

Eldrich deities DO NOT support ICE

[man-offical]

men DO NOT support ICE ok?

[thehumblesmokedetector]

*smoke detectors DO NOT support ICE*

*BEEP BEEP!!*

[boiling-with-rage]

EUCLYDIANS DO NOT SUPPORT ICE !!!!

[asteriabones]

Caribou do not support ICE!!

[dollybitezz]

Canines of any kind DO NOT support ICE

[purewhimsicality]

magical girls and plurals and jirais and menheras DO NOT support ice.

[rennylareddisonkennedy]

Renny & Reddison do NOT support ice or anything connected to it ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[nothottopic]

Hedgehogs do not support ICE

[ethanwintersiscool]

Ethan Winters does not support ice

[karl-heisenberg-official]

Lord Heisenberg does not support ice

[therealjuliekirn]

Miss Julie Kirn does not support ice.

[aihatohato]

pigeons do not support ice.

[sp01lt-m1lk]

puppyboys do not support ice.

[guest-6-6-6]

[HELLHOUNDS DO NOT SUPPORT I.C.E!]

[the-here-guy]

fish people don’t support ICE.

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

pyro mains don't support ICE.

[bbybluegeist]

a silly little thing i made for this year's valentines that i HAD TO post here. . . oh sonadow. . . how dear you are. . .

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

larpy man, larpy man, with his eyes away from the show, as he stands to larp all popular fandoms, through a can

way up high in the ships, with the posing in his eyes,

aint it nice

the life forever for

Larpers

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

Do you steal cheese?

no

rule#43587205875896750485 specifies no cheese stealing allowed

[kashmm]

Just so you guys know, im turning evil in 3 hours and 48 minutes.

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

oh no guys

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

Dude how many rules are there? And if there’s a rule against questioning how many rules there are I’m gonna. Wait and if there’s a rule about predicting rules, being aggressive about rules or asking questions I’m gonna burst into Spartant and squad wipe them

ion know son

[boopyx2]

Where the fuck did you find that ungodly image

[garlicbreadisthegreatest]

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