Garlic Frappucino

Hi, can I get a drip coffee? Regular size, with just a little room. And can you put a splash of soy, two honeys, and three sugar in the raws in there too? Oh, and a bagel toasted twice. Hope no one's behind me in line.

[imightbeacoffeesnob]

I swear in all my years as a barista all together I’ve probably spent an entire shift just trying to fucking get coffee filters separated.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[garlicfrappuccino]

If only I could respond to customers with this.

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

What it feels like at the end of your shift, every time.

[therestofyourstory]

Lol

[foxy-voxy]

No, I’d say the show does a great job of representing the typical 18-34 male with Larry, with his constant need for validation, attention, and the world to revolve around him.

[bluematchbox]

not to mention Bennet’s quest to prove that he’s a man, Pornstache’s overcompensation that disguises his vulnerability, Healy’s struggle to make positive change that is frustrated by his need to be loved by a woman, and Caputo’s exploration of his desire to control the world around him and whether or not he wants to do that. men are quite accurately represented in the show, the only issue male viewers seem to have is that these men display the warped nature of man’s dominance, and the idea that their superiority is not perfect and noble is offensive.

[vixens-dont-wear-pink-lipstick]

^^^^^^

[nashhha]

There it is.

[cognitivedissonance]

Yep

[pussystation2]

and…..ITS A SHOW ABOUT A WOMENS PRISON

[damnfunnylol]

[johnlarens]

Not all Americans:

• are fat • like McDonald’s • like meat • drink coffee

All Americans:

• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR

• HAVE A PET EAGLE

[sigmahatesyou-deactivated202512]

This is not even a little bit true. I am an American, and I don’t have A pet Eagle. I have 13, one...

[garlicfrappuccino]

Did you know that ALL Starbucks drinks—even the ones made with organic soymilk—contain high levels of DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE?

Dihydrogen monoxide is a chemical found in ALL the world’s allergens and many household cleaning products. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want an ingredient found in…

[garlicfrappuccino]

Don't forget: dihydrogen monoxide is used as a flame retardant and can be fatal if inhaled. When gaseous, it can cause severe burns. 

[garlicfrappuccino]

Did you know that ALL Starbucks drinks—even the ones made with organic soymilk—contain high levels of DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE?

Dihydrogen monoxide is a chemical found in ALL the world’s allergens and many household cleaning products. There has been research linking daily dihydrogen monoxide consumption to aggression, depression, lethargy, cancer, and bloating. It's also frequently found in foods and drinks that cause people to gain weight. 

This chemical LITERALLY comes straight out of their pipes! I asked a barista about it, and they just looked at me blankly. I emailed corporate and they haven’t responded.

People need to WAKE UP and take the healthy living movement seriously!

See for yourself, if you can handle the disturbing truth: 

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

[theclearlydope]

[macromothmicroplastic]

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

[garlicfrappuccino]

Later that night, this man is making tender love to his partner. As their bodies careen toward ecstasy in each other's sweaty embrace, his partner cries out, "I'm gonna come!"

He pulls back and reaches into his night side drawer, and from a stack of paper, hands his partner a single slip.

"1. 'I'm gonna (sic) come,'" it reads. "This implies that you are currently in a place where I am not, which clearly cannot be the case, as in order for us to be engaged in physical intimacy, we must ipso facto be in the same place at the same time. Instead, please say, 'I shall orgasm!" When used metaphorically, it implies that you are joining me in the orgasmic state--in short, that I have already achieved orgasm and you have not. If this is the case, you might instead exclaim, 'I have orgasmed, too!'"

He places the piece of paper on his partner's heaving, flushed chest.

"I hope you'll reconsider your choices," he mutters as he pulls on his pants and makes his way to the couch.

[primal-blaziken]

Good Guy Sauron

[melkorwashere]

#work place equality everyone 

[bitterbuxbarista-deactivated201]

How I feel every time someone orders a Frappuccino

[kendiculous]

Looooveee.

[cartoonpolitics]

[dope-barista]

What is this madness

Blackberry syrup?

[dope-barista]

I’ve tried it before 😍 but as I recently read on an other baristas post that it might be introduced to Starbucks I’m left wondering what it might for. Good with a VBR?

[garlicfrappuccino]

AMAZING in green iced tea!

[garlicfrappuccino]

Lord, forgive those who order smoothies or bags of coffee to be ground during Frappy Hour. They know not what they do.

[rose-colored-jo]

Our sleeves now come with inspirational Oprah quotes, so I decided to make a few of my own.

[angrycashierchick]

I think the first Oprah quote is a waste. I feel everything I do at work is wasted.

[notastarbucks]

The new Espresso Frappuccino is 30% bullshit, 60% capitalism, and 10% "OHEEMGEE COFFEE MAKES ME SOOOOOO HYPER!!!!!"