LOL IDK TBH

[ostolero]

top americanisms:

"smoke em if you got em"

"there's a sucker born every minute"

[ostolero]

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[oasisbreakup]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[aire1111]

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

[dogpuppy]

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[treecitysessions]

You can’t even make fun of someone for dating people younger than them anymore without being accused of discoursing. What if I don’t think you’re a pedophile for dating a 24 year old but I do think you’re kind of a lame as hell manbaby who can’t handle mature baddies and it makes me chuckle pointing it out

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[despair-the-zero]

if a person refers to themself as a “silly little guy” they are usually filled with a deep evil

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blanketfortarchitect]

[rebloggingistheenemy]

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]