Guns and Cars

Everyone's a pacifist between wars. It's like being a vegetarian between meals. - Colman McCarthy Guns, cars, and the occasional amusing GIF.

[thebigbiwolf]

its 5am and ive been thinking about this video for two weeks straight

[demilypyro]

someone: hey what’s monster hunter about

me:

[demilypyro]

[shadowofthelamp]

Zim: Gir, vibe check!

Gir:

[fuckyeahchinesegarden]

银杏庭院

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

Super smash bros characters when Princess Daisy and Princess Peach attack

[succulentbud]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[wahzowski-deactivated20130826]

you know what? i do. thank you for pointing that out

[snapsicle]

*snap chalkzone voice* You see Rudy. Chalkzone is where every chalk drawing goes after it’s erased, kapiche? so… there’s a lot of cartoon penises. we needed an entire landfill just to dispose of the penises. At least five times a day a giant cartoonish penis falls from the sky and hits me in the head rudy. Life in chalkzone is pain 

[akumeoy]

7th most dangerous ape and/or monkey

[gas-operated]

“Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice”

[kabutoraiger]

oh to be a fictional scientist surrounded by many unnecessary & technically pointless beakers of colourful liquids

[bigmsaxon]

Thanks anons, orc love is always appreciated.

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[zzf111]

stella

[zootycoon-archive]

[scribdyke-remade]

the fact that daedra had to stop opening gates in black marsh because the argonians kept reverse-invading them is so funny to me it was just like

daedra: we’re invading

argonians: no, we’re invading

[crystallineknight]

Daedra: invades

Argonians:

[scribdyke-remade]

argonians: WHO’S THE DAEDRA NOW, ASSWAGON

[silver-tongues-blog]

Daedra:  WE COME FROM A REALM OF FLAME AND DEATH TO CONQUER YOU

Argonians: 

[emotions-oper9r-deactivated2021]

An army of lizard Doomguys

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

[universaliststuff]

HOW MANY MORE SLAYERS CAN WE ADD, HIW MANY MKRR SLAYERS CAN WE ADD

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

[leftoversalad]

[asexualbrigadier]

JESSE: EVERYTHING THAT WE KNOW AND LOVE IS REDUCIBLE TO THE ABSURD ACTS OF CHEMICALS, AND THERE IS THEREFORE NO INTRINSIC VALUE IN THIS MATERIAL UNIVERSE.

JAMES: HYPOCRITE THAT YOU ARE, FOR YOU TRUST THE CHEMICALS IN YOUR BRAIN TO TELL YOU THEY ARE CHEMICALS. ALL KNOWLEDGE IS ULTIMATELY BASED ON THAT WHICH WE CANNOT PROVE. WILL YOU FIGHT? OR WILL YOU PERISH LIKE A HERDIER?

MEOWTH: I LIKED THE OLD OATH BETTER…

[ka-waltz]

holy shit

[high-pot-in-noose]

Literally what is going on?

[zenosanalytic]

I like how this simple pokemon joke comic brings us from Chomsky’s example of how free will and order can arise from a materialist universe via the example of language(and thus, that materialism is not wholly and inherently deterministic) all the way back to Plato, 2000+ years ago, stupidly arguing that you’re born knowing everything, learning is impossible, and all knowledge is just memory from a pre-existence union with Perfect/Ideal Divinity.

[minecraftgifs]