Howdy, I'm Chai (or Tea), 25. Main blog is @chaieyestea This is just a place for me to dump all of my TFTGS stuff other than my notes app. NSFW and ship content ahead, so if you're under 18 and/or uncomfortable with that please exit the premises.
"Welcome to my personal gas station hell. Check your tea for teeth before taking a sip, and try not to get lost in the aisles."
"Wanna get to know me?" - (About Me)
"Here, take a map. You look like you're gonna need it." - (Tag Navigation)
"You in the mood for a surprise?" - (Random)
"Huh? Why do you need my inventory list?" - (Archive)
"Yeah, I'm doin' self promotion here. What about it? I've got a business to run here, after all."
#Chai Guy Rambles - I like the sound of my own voice I guess
#Chai Guy Art - Check out the stuff I draw :)
#Chai Writes Stuff - Stories, ideas, and quotes I write about the gas station gang
#medium dirty chai tea - Tag to block if you don't wanna see the dirty stuff
(more under the cut)
"Love is in the air? Uh, that might be a gas leak. We should probably clear out for a bit."
#Gas station sandwich - Jack/Jerry/Rosa
#Jackerry - Jack/Jerry
#Jencer - Spencer/Jack
#Jantonio - Antonio/Jack
#Rojack - Jack/Rosa
#Jerrosa - Jerry/Rosa
#Roamy - Rosa/Amy
"D'ya think the reason we talk about Alternate Universes so much is because we fantasize about being happier there? ...No, I won't ring you up yet. Answer me first."
(more AUs to be added in the future... probably)
#Stalker!Jantonio AU (first explained here) - Probably the AU I talk about the most, where Tony never worked for the shadow government and is actually a part timer at the gas station. He spends too much time there, causing him to go crazy and start stalking his crush-turned-obsession (aka Jack).
#VS the World AU (explained here and a character ref sheet here) - Xavier and I mashed TFTGS with Scott Pilgrim VS the World and got this beautiful Jantonio-centered mess (with Tony as Scott Pilgrim and Jack as Ramona Flowers)
Feral!Jack AU - Xavier's verse where Jack disappears and "comes back wrong," which all stems from his fic "The Reappearance of Jack Townsend" (please please please please go check it out, I want more people to be unhinged about it with)
I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.
*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*
