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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

cleolinda

lotus0kid

pomme-poire-peche

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stitchthisfiona

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

the-stew-goblin

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

veryberryskye

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

peachdelta

get ready for the wedding

whenimgod

Marie Curie's notebooks are crazy once you think about it. They're so radioactive they have to be sealed in a lead box. Imagine a world where atomic theory is forgotten and a dude just goes "yea there's a book that details the secrets of the universe, the machinations of the creation of existence down to its barest essentials, but if you get close to it you fucking die. The more you read it the more your body slowly disassembles into mush." like wat excuse me

tiktoks-i-enjoyed

The art of mindless embroidery.

by @ toolbburs (no pronouns in bio).

moontheoretist

I love the variety of looks between members of the same race that is displayed in Dungeon Meshi. THIS IS HOW IT SHOULD BE DONE!

Edit (17.02.2024):

HOLY SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT DWARVEN CHART! I have no idea how I did because I'm pretty sure I saved all charts on my desktop before posting them. I guess tumblr didn't process the image and it got lost.

I love dwarves, how could I forget about them? D:

enki2

noadventureshere221b

LISTEN TO ME. THIS IS COMPLETELY TRUE. THEY WORK EXACTLY THE SAME. GET THOSE INSTEAD.

dnd-homebrew5e

theshitpostcalligrapher

ah yes. this.

gallusrostromegalus

Fire-based wizard spells:

Magic Missile: Fuck Your Left Nut In Particular.

Flaming Sphere: Fuck You, collectively.

Fireball: To Whom It May Concern: Please consider this an Official Fuckening.

Wall Of Fire: The Great Wall Of Fuck You

Flame Strike: Fuck You and Fuck Your Air Support Too

Delayed Blast Fireball: Fuck You Later.

Incendiary Cloud: Cloudy with a Chance of Fuck You

Meteor Storm: FUCK ALL Y’ALL

preserving-tiktok

charlesoberonn

You can't understate the profound effect these Natasha Allegri drawings had on an entire generation

monamoni

storywonker

They recorded tinnitus? It's a physical thing?????

storywonker

Lola De La Mata speaks to Patrick Clarke about how her experience with severe tinnitus and vertigo fed into her new album Oceans On Azimuth

Source

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Transcript:

The most mind-blowing moment, not only for De La Mata but the scientists too, came when they managed to actually record the sounds that she heard in her ears – which now appear as ‘Left Ear’ and ‘Right Ear’ which begin sides A and B on the album – and in doing so opened up questions about the nature of tinnitus itself. “The NHS definition is that it’s a phantom sound that your brain is creating, that it isn’t something ‘real’, so you should try to ignore it.” By having De La Mata place her ear into an anechoic chamber, with an ultra-sensitive microphone perched in her ear canal, they were able to provide significant evidence to the contrary. “After the first recording of it, it was ‘There’s no way, this isn’t possible.’” They tried again with her breath held, and again with her tensing her ears, and again with other members of staff, but each time it became apparent that yes, the noises De La Mata hears are seemingly something physical.

uhhhhmanda

HOLY SHIT THAT'S WHAT I HEAR ALL DAY

plague-agent

OH MY GOD.

I have been on a journey since January to address the sudden and mysterious and worsening tinnitus that has gotten so loud that it becomes impossible to sleep without a super loud white noise maker. At every step of the way, someone has told me that the sound is just in my head, to just ignore it.

Someone can hear it now. I can show people. It’s real. It’s physical. It’s tangible.

I finally got a diagnosis of TMJ about a month ago. It doesn’t usually lead to tinnitus, but mine is severe enough that it developed as a symptom after going untreated for a while. Now as I finally, FINALLY start physical therapy to MAYBE get the tinnitus gone and be able to enjoy silence again, I have something to show people. To make them hear what I hear. All the time. Deafeningly. Unignorably. Tangibly. Real-ly.