Gates Of Horn And Ivory

audhd sys obsessed with various things

[gatesofhornandivory]

we need to bring back rise of the tangled brave dragons. we still talk about u.

[gatesofhornandivory]

I’m literally about to kill this guy

[gatesofhornandivory]

saw a photo of an ex of ours before the horrors and while we were happy and sad and angry and in love. mommy needs a cigarette

[animentality]

[blignick]

[gatesofhornandivory]

ouroboros

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

[quasi-normalcy]

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

[gatesofhornandivory]

I hate The Boys so much that I have to make a million ocs, seventeen AU’s, and a complete retelling of the series in a google doc. like yes the show is so ass but it’s wormed its way into my brain that when it whispers to me like a cursed amulet I am weak and must relent to its desires

[gatesofhornandivory]

matching couple shirts that say “I am the dull blade she carves herself with” and “I am the chest wound he shoves his fingers into to squeeze his beating heart” but they have like a really big arrow pointing to the other person like those corny couples shirts

[aint-love-heavy]

I know we talk a lot about the literacy crisis and the horrible anti-intellectualism happening rn but I think we need to talk more about how much of an entitlement complex the stupidest among us have developed

[gatesofhornandivory]

oil up bbg 😼

why are you a coward? show me your face. speak with your chest. if you have something to say, say it.

but do you want baby oil or vegetable oil

[meowrightmeow]

me me me it was me 😢

[gatesofhornandivory]

not surprised favgot

[brukenmaier]

Creating the boys ocs is very fun, you can have lots of fun with powers (what kind of powers, how they use it because you can come up with some cool ways) but then comes writing their lore.. their backstory.. their personality... and i kinda just skip over that a lot ughh idk im not a writer!!! :(

[gatesofhornandivory]

Mommy needs a cigarette and a cold beer

mommy has not been on his antidepressants because they have not refilled his prescription

mommy is going to kill someone tonight and it’s probably gonna be him

[gatesofhornandivory]

oil up bbg 😼

why are you a coward? show me your face. speak with your chest. if you have something to say, say it.

but do you want baby oil or vegetable oil

[gatesofhornandivory]

do I text my ex or do I tell the trees and let nature work its magic

[avid-mreower]

the captain has been bnnuyed oh nooooooo

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oh hello bnnuy why are you captain even

[cepri]

little something

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there needs to be more kid!Jack fanfics pls . pls i want to see tfw 2.0 dealing with toddler Jack shenanigans

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I lowkey got that diarrhea parasite but it’s okay cause im pure of heart