gatsby-z

[daily-spooky]

[thebigcomed0wn]

putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill

[moonpaw]

first person fic: I-

me: I did nothing. you are not me. fuck you.

second person fic: 

YOU

me: oh shit maybe i did do that

[moonpaw]

this is my most controversial post

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more

[sigmaleph]

filling a usps small flat rate box with scoops out of a large tub labelled “Neutron star”

[quantummindclassicalheart]

Follow-up Tweet:

[ilikeit-art]

Four times taller than the Niagara Falls, the majestic Kaieteur Falls in Guyana sits in the Amazon Forest. At a dizzying 741 feet, it is also known as the world’s largest single drop waterfall!

[bunniesagainstgovernments]

That looks like a lot more than one drop of water.

[biglawbear]

Hey quick question but why does it look like one of the Plagues

[qem-chibati]

For people asking about the colour:

(1) time of day and lighting plus angle. This isn't thé only red photo out there, but it's certainly one of the most striking I've seen.

(2) the water flowing into it is very brown, there's a lot of sediment in it. Conglomerate and sandstone is the mix I saw listed when I checked.

(3) the foam mixing in will make the brown colour lighter which can make it easier for us to pick out the red elements

(4) waterfall is haunted.

"At the base of Kaieteur the force of the falling water creates a weird phenomenon – constant hurricane. There are constant waves in the small pond, the air is full with fleeces of foam gyrating chaotically. The wind is pulling the visitors and it seems that the day is grey and stormy. But – as one leaves the base of falls – it turns out that the sun is shining and all trees stand calmly."

Hope that helps for anyone looking through for the answer!

[pancakeke]

animators fuck me up. if you asked me to draw something it would take every ounce of my life to complete this task. if you then asked me to draw it again a little to the left I would die

[swarnpert]

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

[amazoogle]

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

[kindlygoblin]

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

This was funnier in my head. 

[words-writ-in-starlight]

If this was funnier in your head I have no idea how you’re still alive because I’m fucking dying.

[cy4ngel]

why are jeff kinney's replies so fucking funny

[beardedmrbean]

[evilnicegirl]

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

[thealphapigeon]

I follow the "leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos" rule of state/national parks yeah because conservation. But also because when I was 11 i read a short story about a girl who went to a museum and stole a bandage flake off a mummy on display with the mentality of "im just one person one piece won't be missed" then at night she was visited by the mummy and it plucked a single hair from her head and then the next night a different mummy took another hair and she realized that there were only so many pieces to her before there would be nothing left and that story was forever wedged in my brain. Anyways leave cool rocks where you find them or the mummies will get you

[grotesqueman-deactivated2022062]

look at this

[foreveriallyzombified]

experiencing deep, painful, ball-quaking laughter finding excerpts of my creative writing from age 7

[foreveriallyzombified]

Chup 3

Whoah! Mom taught me how 2 Say “Bitch”. Well, ɪ Knew it already

[curseworm]

bro oh my god … vanilla extract

[curseworm]

vanilla extract smells wonderful but tastes horrific on its own. but mixed with sugar and flour and cream it tastes just like it smells. we need the support of others to reach our full potential

[curseworm]

no man is an island everyone is vanilla extract

[ousia-poetica]

Artist Anastasia Trusova floods her canvases with vibrant colours and textures. "Textured graphic impressionism".

[anneemay]

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