Penelope, Blade of Lavoisier

[ rot city! ] [ 22 | she/her | jund em out ] [ prospit-dreaming witch of blood ] [ ideal gas law’s strongest soldier ] no minors

[gaussian-anhedonia]

[gaussian-anhedonia]

i think i may have caught feelings for my best friend and i cant vent to my girlfriend ((poly) also dont want her to feel weird) and cant vent to my best friend (mildly in love with her) so i need to just yell at tumblr dot com send tweet

[entertheaardvark-deactivated202]

I’m so sorry has everybody seen this bots of new york

[balaclava-trismegistus]

the universal transgender experience of in-group signifier ❤️

[balaclava-trismegistus]

being transgender is about [CONSUMER IDENTITY]

[puppypaws217]

being high and into intox is so embarrasing like ohhhh im too stoned to see straight i hope nobody grabs my tits about it and shoves their tongue in my mouth! except that you’re alone in your bedroom

[gaussian-anhedonia]

im so happy my girlfriend plays magic but god i wish i had a girlfriend who doesnt play magic.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

THIS-

AAAAUGHGHHEAAGHHGGG

THIS is germany!

[animehentaiok]

[sergal]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

[flying-lemons]

oh do I have the game for you

[dancing-crow]

I could . not. put. this down for 48 hours - stayed up too late, had weird dreams about it, woke up early, and played it while I was supposed to be doing other things. the last several dozen items took a lot of googling, which I do not even begrudge it.

and then. My partner started it. And the SAME THING happened to him.

surprisingly compelling. start when you have free time. like, yanno, a snow day.

[larval-tear]

elf sex: 3 to 12 effeminate twinks coo and giggle in a sensual pile in the woods. sometimes the elf queen joins and pretends they’re her baby birds

dwarf sex: a pair of strong able bodied warriors tacitly agree to mate as equals under a binding contract of tomelike thickness, with consent from the council

gnome sex: married couple of 200 years finally gives in to temptation and call upon the stork to deliver their child, then sleep in separate beds completely satisfied

[bisquitt]

[calware]

something just happened.

[calware]

why did nobody immediately DM me about the new andrew hussie drawings WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS WAS FOUR HOURS AGO????

[pocketss]

widehead

[soup-mother]

You might think the most important personal journey of fallout fans is realising they're transgender women, but that's merely a curtain hiding the true reveal: That fallout is bad

[soup-mother]

Step 1. Realise you're a woman ✅ <- you are here

Step 2. Realise fallout is bad ❌ <- you have not accepted this yet

[seraphina-aureline]

[4merly-wolfgirl]

[bean-of-cheese]

op turned reblogs off so i'm putting this here because i want it on my blog