Bad Decisions

I'm Gaussian_horse on AO3

[nonlynear]

Sometimes you see the Gorgon but it doesn’t make you a stone. It’s really that way sometimes

[gaussianhorse]

Kidney stone Gorgon looking directly into your gut

[riverlarking]

Jodie Foster in Contact (1997)

[gaussianhorse]

Stop! In the name of love...

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Some Shorts and a Pastime

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Heated Rivalry but they're competing in every stupid job Donald Duck ever had

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Fireman                        

Chicken Farmer                      

Walking Mailman                    

Dishwasher

Fix-It-Man                    

Station Master                                                     

Night Watchman

Insurance Salesman             

Fish Culture Expert                              

Border Patrolman

Pet Service Manager             

Hotel Manager                         

Newsboy                      

Flying Mailman

Assistant Baker                       

Moving Entrepreneur             

Christmas Card Salesman               

Barber

Dog Catcher  

Hair Stylist                  

Coast Guard  

Bill Collector

Detective

Ski-plane Pilot

Freighter Pilot

Rocket Ship Pilot

Rain Maker

Smoke Writer

Telegram Delivery Boy

Kelp Boat Captain

First Mate

British Seaman

Rental Boat Captain

Freighter Captain

Schooner Captain

Ferry Captain

Truant Officer

Truck Driver

Ice Taxi Driver

Steam Shovel Operator

Milkman

Steam Calliope Salesman

Hi-Fi Salesman

Realtor

Flour Demonstrator

Popcorn and Ice Cream Vendor

Rat Catcher

Butterfly Hunter

Jockey

Salmon Hatchery Assistant

Janitor

Museum Guard

Lifeguard

Dog-sitter

Lighthouse Keeper

Camp Counselor

Railroad Stationmaster

Water Reservoir Assistant

Park Assistant

World's Fair Assistant

Wild Sheep Registrant

Street Cleaner

Beautician

Model

Pearl Diver

Wrecking Business Manager

[gaussianhorse]

Heated Rivalry but they're competing in every stupid job Donald Duck ever had

[satis-eloquentiae]

[i2-xmf]

Kansas

[mrcarriertheii]

The beast looks in horror as it sees the weight of its sins

[24x81]

fun and underrated au ideas:

members of the Donner Party

nuns/monks during The Black Plague

single celled organisms in primordial soup

Oceangate passengers

wind and rock erosion in the Grand Canyon

survivors of the Great Molasses Flood

two colliding continents in Pangea

barnacles stuck to the fins of a whale

the mass of two disintegrated stars meeting at the event horizon

tenants on Broad Street during the 1854 Cholera epidemic

the tail and the head of the Ouroborous

dust mote and the sunbeam it's caught in

[worldscoolest]

Carbon County series by John Sanderson.

[cuppydogshane]

summertime is when the shaneberry bushes bloom....

[gaussianhorse]

summertime... and the shanin' is easy

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"TEXT MESSAGE" (2006), MIKE DEC

[gaussianhorse]

Large beer the size of a small beer

[gaussianhorse]

God about to enter my draft, like a draft its same size

[2022dirt]

Outlines of two alligators that slept through the rain.

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