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[tastefullyoffensive]

[yummy-tummy-time]

wtf kind of combination of time, resources, energy, and dedication do your friends have to build an entire mini room in your room as a prank??

[i-am-a-fish]

everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff

[damaramegido]

hey op real quick what the Actual fuck

[unpretty]

[endofeva1997]

[kingslayered]

[hufflepuff-and-stuff]

one of my favorite jokes of all time

[underthenerdhood]

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

[peterdrabbit]

So chivalry IS dead?!

[underthenerdhood]

you win best response to this post 

[unclefather]

[anxietyproblem]

[youlovetoseeit]

i mean he is spitting straight facts

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This bun here like “Is there no end to your bullshit, humans”

[iraffiruse]

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

traffic sign: NO U TURN

me: no, U turn ;)

[badjokesbyjeff]

[first day as a pilot]

me: (looking down nervously) what are all these buttons for

co-pilot: they keep your shirt closed

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

op weve talked about your url

[aemond1eye]

self care is eating mangos

[v-ampira]

I hate mangoes

[aemond1eye]

oh die then

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

[holdtightposts]

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[the-nightman783]

[lynati]

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

[christchex]

Don’t fuck me up like this

[paper-mario-wiki]

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

[iguanamouth]

quick suggestion

[lizzienoodles]

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

[heatandapathy]

The unholy trinity.

[transmortifried]

[cindernet-explorer]

[crazy-go-lucky-deactivated20181]

only the finest culinary experiences for my followers