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please normalize wanting to dance with somebody and PLEASE normalize wanting to feel the heat with somebody. it’s okay to want to dance with somebody who loves you.

theoneicelady

Im sorry but is this not normal?

heystephen

normalize knowing whitney houstons greatest hits

unquietgravekeeper

Hurts to see others living your dreams

shortvideosandstuff

tylerposey

What’s everyone’s update?

everythingstarstuff

l-ouroboros

Japan and beastiary!

iztac-coatl-deactivated20190408

wassup-bihh-deactivated20180425

Duh… wtf yu think it’s so many Spanish street names lol

caliphorniaqueen

^ and whole cities. Los Angeles? San Francisco? lol

fancandy77

^ and states. Colorado? Nevada?

drankinwatahmelin

Imagine believing whites are the rightful owners of a bunch of places they cant even pronounce properly

twitblr

Thanksgiving overrated ngl (x)

stasi-informant-deactivated2021

flakmaniak

Now what are the two accurate images for straight men vs. gay men...?

catholicjocks

straight men hanging out:

gay men hanging out:

tiktokstowatch

rosyish

I’m frothing at the mouth this is my DREAM

bevismusson

Lesbians get shit done. Even if that shit is winning all the fair prizes.

shadowedconfidence

Same thing happened with my now husband... AND ONE WAS A 6 FOOT LEOPARD

funnypeopletwitter

Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.

yurious-george

School shootings. They don’t want you to hide guns.

dawnbutterfly

This is where we are, folks. We’ve come to the point where they’re demanding that children carry all of their school supplies in hand so that they don’t have to do anything about the gun violence problem in this shithole of a country.

kendrysaneela

I love malicious compliance

sunrisedespair

HISTORY COMES FULL CIRCLE, HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY’RE STILL DOING THIS TO KIDS.

They did this shit at my school way back when Columbine had just happened!

Naturally, we invented all sorts of bullshit ways to carry our shit, because what the fuck, we need backpacks.

My favourites included:

-Fishing rod with twine tied around two pencils and a small pocket notebook.

-Tons of people got those little clear plastic bags they have in grocery stores for fruit and shit, and used them as see-through pencil cases

Note: THEY PROCEEDED TO THEN ALSO BAN THE BAGS AS “CHOKING HAZARDS”. WE WERE NOT THREE YEAR OLDS. OUR HEADS DIDN’T EVEN FIT IN THE FUCKING BAGS, AND BELIEVE ME, WE TRIED AS SOON AS THEY ANNOUNCED THE BAN, BECAUSE MOST OF US WOULD RATHER HAVE DIED THAN BEEN IN FUCKING SCHOOL BY THAT POINT. DID THEY THINK WE WERE GONNA STUFF THE BAGS DOWN OUR THROATS? CHRIST.)

-One kid dressed up like a priest and used the loose fabric of the cassock to carry three text books around all day.

-Someone hollowed out a fucking loaf of bread, pretended to be French all day, and made a show out of pulling a ridiculous number of highlighters out of this fucking bread in the middle of class.

Now that I think about it, I think that kid invented Panera Bread by accident. Y’know, the little bread soup bowls? This was that, but with highlighters instead of soup.

Eventually, things escalated, and the principal called the police after he went to the parking lot and found his car broken into– Nothing was stolen, but there were about 5000 fucking backpacks stuffed in his car, to the point that the door wouldn’t even open.

I don’t know who did it, or what group of people did it, but they’re all fucking heroes because the next week backpacks were permitted again.

freekbugg

cursmudgeon

Congrats to tiktok influencers for finding a way to turn “judgmental high school mean girl” into a career. You used to need a nursing degree to do that.