DOUBLE OP♡EN HEART

emmy • she/her • lesbian • 23 i’m allergic to mint

[holedyke]

thanks davinki twins..... i needed that great post keep it up guys

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

PTSD? You got pussy taste speldiferous disorder???

i don’t even know what to say here.

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

[e-102]

MY ASS!!!!!

[smallbabywerewolf]

[sadcatsoliloquy]

we can all learn something of resiliency from these beautiful, deeply stupid creatures

[e-102]

sunfish are intelligent actually, they're active swimmers and dive and hunt during the day while hanging out near the surface at night. that's right, they're actually predators.

read this: (source)

sunfish are even strong enough swimmers to breach, (insane considering they average 540 – 4,400 lbs!!!) which is a much different image than the useless floating dummies that everyone seems to think they are :[

all this sunfish disparagement drives me wild. you can learn so much from the ocean sunfish because its actually an ingeniously evolved fish that's perfectly adapted to migrate between depths.

here's some additional reading: (Tweet) (Informational article)

[bogleech]

People tagging like gore or animal death need to know the one in the first image is possibly just fine! That entire area of the body is pure muscle and it looks already healed. It will just be living its life like a bitten cookie.

[thatfeyboy]

Looking at sunfish yes there is some muscle there, but the tail(called the clavis, as it's actually a fusion of the anal and dorsal fin) is mostly cartilage

So it wouldnt have a lot of blood to bleed and have a decent chance of healing over, though id worry about it's diving ability. That being said the clavis is a rudder, not propulsion(which comes from the still separate parts of the dorsal and anal fin) so maybe it's steering is just a little wonky. The type of mola mola looks like a hoodwinker sunfish, though it could be a young mola mola/ocean sunfish too. My personal favorite is the slender sunfish. Added the baby because there just such odd things. They have a vertical mouth and mostly eat squid!

[bogleech]

What do you mean a vertical mouth?!?

Oh my god

[radiofreederry]

[cannibalchicken]

[ich-bin-khzar]

Glam kitchen woman and that twink who makes old dessert recipes are on different ends of the same spectrum I just don’t know what that spectrum is yet

[pocketfull-of-pebbles]

[bananonbinary]

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

[mii-riana]

💞‼️

[puyopuyo]

you know i got that wiimote strap on

[puyopuyo]

i didn’t mean it like that and y’all know it :(

[elvensaber]

Sometimes corporate speak is good.  For example, Space X calling their rocket explosion a “rapid unscheduled disassembly” is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week

[shittymoviedetails]

In the movie venom during the first human trials of the symbiote, the research team is happy that the patients “vitals are holding steady”. This is a reference to the production team not consulting a single medical professional to find out what good vital signs look like.

[thissitewasamistake-deactivated]

Ah yes, a pulse of 136 And an oxygen saturation of 81%

The ideal levels

[luckyspike]

Yes nothing to be concerned about there

Perfectly normal

[tharook]

They said they were holding steady, not that they were holding healthy.

[nudityandnerdery]

“Patient’s vitals are steady.” “Doctor… They’re dead.” “And maintaining that state quite well.”

[sindri42]

“How’s the patient?”

“Exactly as fucked as last time you asked.”

“Right, keep me posted.”

[spicymochi]

april shop update is now live!! lots of new keychains and reusable sticker collecting books are now in my shop!

[spicymochi]

All orders will receive a mini dapper ducky sticker as a freebie!

[mmagurro]

…I realised I can post multiple pictures so yeah sketch dump ;9

[shingojira]

[tenaflyviper]

How in the hell.

[lvlnarrative]

What does she do?!

[lady-byleth]

I just realized this is Stephen King and I dunno why but that’s fucking hysterical to me

[magnificentzombiebasement]

And he tweets about her and I love it

[andordean]

The fact Stephen King calls his dog a Thing of Evil makes me feel so SEEN

[shy-marker-pliers]

i wish i was a thing of evil getting banned from my second petco

[queen-mihai]

The fact that the thing of evil makes Stephen King so happy is a good thing. Animals make people smile and this is good

[suturesque]

[homunculus-argument]

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

[camembertlythere]

[bluehawk54]

The fuck is going on right now

[queenwhiskey]

This is such a finely aged post