Fueled by Spite

Jayde or Jay, they/them, genderfluid, grey-aroace/greyrose, married, 31. 我也学中文学了十六年了！Never kill yourself, you can do this even if you feel like you can't. Also, I'm sorry like I would love to donate to Palestinian causes but I am broke as fuck yall

[lodgerlodger]

Swearing in Chinese

Chinese is one of those languages where curse words are so commonplace that they lose a bit of their bite, but nevertheless:

操 (cao): The good old "fuck". Common variants: 肏，草，艹，凸

我操 (wo cao): "I fuck". Same as "fuck". Common variants: 卧槽，我草，我艹，我擦，我屮艸芔茻

你妈 (ni ma): "Your mom." Used the same way as "fucking" for emphasis. Common variant: 尼玛

This brings us to the lauded "fuck your family members" series. Here we have:

操你妈 (cao ni ma): "fuck your mom." Common variants: 草拟吗，曹尼玛，操你老母

操你姥姥 (cao ni lao lao): "fuck your grandma."

操你大爷* (cao ni da ye): "fuck your great uncle."

*I have no idea why the great uncle is singled out like that. You usually only fuck someone you're a direct descendant of.

操你祖宗 (cao ni zu zong): "fuck your ancestors."

操你妈逼 (cao ni ma bi): "fuck your mother's cunt." Common variants: 草泥马比, cnmb, cnmlgb

逼 (bi), or "cunt," is not considered a particularly strong word in Chinese. The cunt series also includes:

傻逼 (sha bi): lit. "dumb cunt" i.e. "dumbass" or "dumbfuck". ("dumbfuck author, dumbfuck novel.") Common variants: SB, 煞笔.

牛逼 (niu bi): lit. "cow cunt", but means "badass" or "awesome". Common variants: NB，牛掰，牛笔.

装逼 (zhuang bi): lit. "pretend cunt', refers to when someone is being pretentious or a poser. Basically "装牛逼". Common variant: 装B. (This is where svsss' "B-points" come from.)

And in the same vein:

鸡巴 (ji ba): "dick." Used the same way as "fucking" for emphasis. Common variant: JB

屌 (diao): "dick/cock." Usually mean "badass." Common variant: diu

屌丝 (diao si): "dick hair," or loser, douchebag, incel etc.

[queuestuck]

jade in winter

[d2d2d]

[hsocommunity]

The countdown has nearly reached its end.. ART FIGHT begins in 1 hour.

There remains only one matter of business before hostilities commence. This year, a new combatant enters the fray..

Please welcome Andrew Hussie to Art Fight 2026.

See you on the battlefield. https://artfight.net/~andrewhussie ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

Note:

This special guest participation was coordinated in advance with permission of the Art Fight team. We're following the guidelines they provided and are grateful for the opportunity to do something fun for the community.

Happy Art Fight! 🎨⚔️

[razzmothazz]

still caring about internet friends you lost touch with years ago is so embarrassing. yeah i had a deam we met up irl recently. the last time we spoke was maybe 7-8 years ago. i still wear the laces we randomly decided was a sign of our friendship. i dont know what any of your socials are or if youre even active on any. sometimes i see someones art resemble yours and i wonder for hours. do you still go by that name you chose? whenever i see it i wonder if its you. we couldve passed each other in this vastness a thousand times and not have a clue.

[razzmothazz]

we were lonely kids having fun together. do you remember?

[escuerzoresucitado]

[nyxaria-v]

Me every morning

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[loveridden1999]

[meinzimmerohnezeit]

Bet. It's fucking Tuesday

[milf-king]

Another devastating day for Zios in NYC.

Valdez, Kawas, Moreno and Chevalier!!!!!

AIPAC on suicide watch.

[milf-king]

The Chevalier win is probably the biggest upset of the night but an outstanding day for NYCDSA.

Almost a full sweep. Conrad Blackburn was close but everyone else on this list won.

Chevalier, Kawas, Orkin, and Valdez ran really strong anti Israel campaigns. We're unapologetically pro Palestine. Huge youth mobilization from all four. Darializa literally ran against a 5 time incumbent with a 30 year career in NYC politics and beat him.

A lot of AIPAC backed candidates lost hard today. Being aligned with Zios is going to cost you elections and people are gonna realize that super quick.

[stoptheantisemitism]

[indouscurse]

you have to consciously unlearn racism and continue to watch for it because it will come out without realizing. because so much of society is structured around it. shrugging and going "i dont care" or "i dont know how else to say it" means you are okay with being racist and hurting other people with how much you dont give a shit about them.

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[aroace-polyshow]

truly nothing funnier than having an archive of when you first started getting into a media that has since consumed your entire life

[aroace-polyshow]

you see an old post of yours thats dated like a month after you got introduced to Media and it says like “huh im kinda liking Blorbo Bingus? but he’s not really my favorite. he seems sillyyy though he’s neat i’m sure he’s nice :)” and you just

[aces-acquired]

cammy-jayyy was so kind to draw a scene out of my fic Rewind and Repeat for me that I'm going to hide under a read more so I don't spoil anything from it, but her tumblr is cammy-jayyy and her portfolio is here!!! The link to my fanfic is also here!

Oh Karkat I'm so sorry

[gutsygills]

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

[tobiasdrake]

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

[the-missing-number]

food doesn’t actually “go bad”, it just gets eaten by something else first

[the-haiku-bot]

food doesn’t actually

“go bad”, it just gets eaten

by something else first

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[animentality]

[get-more-transfem]

to all transfems and trans women: you deserve a break! go take a nap! eat your favorite comfort food! go play that new game you wanted to play or start up the new hobby you were looking at! you deserve all the downtime and rest you need! your happiness matters too :)