her-ra

i simp for a 8ft tall blonde sword lady and a aggressive cat with abandonment issues WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME

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Adora: death is a social construct

Catra: life is a social construct

Glimmer: time is a social construct

Bow: am I the only sane one here or…??

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Adora: your ears are so cute!

Catra: *purrs*

Adora: Aww, your purrs are the cutest!

Catra: No you're the cutest

Adora: what

Catra: what

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Bow: Hey. what's that?

Catra: Oh, what, this? *holds up letter* It's an anniversary card for Adora.

Bow: Ooh, can I see??

Catra: sure. *hands over card*

Bow:

Bow: Uhh, Catra? This just says 'fuck you' in bold letters.

Catra: yes, and that's exactly what I'm going to do.

Bow: *intense choking*

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Okay imagine right Angella the first three seasons she was all "GLIMMAH!!! GLIMMAH?? GLIMMAH."

I think sometime in the past Glimmer has very canonly made fun of Angella's pronounciation of her name with Bow and got caught and so she ended up getting grounded.

VERY CANON

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Adora: wait. So if there's fry- and then there's deep fry. Is there a... light fry?

Glimmer:

Glimmer: No-?

Catra: I'd love to eat fries.

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Glimmer: Uh... why is Catra doing- that-?

Catra, excitedly jumping up and down on the couch: HEYY SPARKLESSS!!!

Adora: I may or may not have intentionally got her to sniff catnip to get her reaction.

Catra, picking up a knife: OOOHH LOOK! IT'S A KNIFE!!!

Adora: WAIT CATRA NO-

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Catra: oh my gosh Adora how are you SO needy?

Adora, confused:

Adora: YOU‘RE THE ONE WHO HOPPED IN MY LAP TEN MINUTES AGO TF YOU MEAN??

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Me: Oh no I can’t believe I’m being FORCED to rewatch this stupid ass 5 season show again for ONE lesbian kiss??

Friend: Well, I mean- you don’t have to- no one’s forcing you-

Me, already grabbing three buckets of popcorn: oh no I’m gonna.

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Adora: How are we going to explain to people that we grew up together but then I left the Horde to become an 8-foot tall lady to fight you for three whole years but then this scary as fuck alien came running on Etheria and mind-controlled you so I had to go save you and after that we made out and basically saved all of Etheria??

Catra:

Catra: Maybe don't tell them that first part-?

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Catra: my gaydar is unmatched, unbeatable, undefeated. I can tell if a person is gay from a hundred miles away.

Catra: see that woman over there? Flannel, cuffed jeans and a hey mamas lesbian vibe. She’s gay.

Catra: that sickenly cottagecore girl over there? Definitely lesbian.

Catra: And that femme over there? Nose ring and earring. 100% gay.

Glimmer:

Glimmer: …so what about Adora?

Catra:

Catra, voice cracking: oh no she’s totally straight

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okay but imagine a best friend squad karaoke night-

Glimmer and Bow, singing ‘Loverboy‘ in unison: THEY SAY I THROW MY HEART AROUNDD

Adora, encouraging Catra to use the microphone: Babe, cmon it’s not hard. You just talk into the thing and it makes you loud

Catra, tapping the microphone: Hm. Really?

Adora: Yeah it’s cool. Try it.

Catra, talking into it: HELLO FELLOW DUMBASSES. PREPARE TO FACE YOUR DOOM

Adora:

Adora: yep just like that honey. I’m proud of you!

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😩 10:13 tho

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Glimmer: I am not short. Do you want to know why?

Glimmer: I am not a child. Children are short. I am not. There you go, the full encyclopedia on why I am not short.

Literally the entire princess alliance:

Catra: So you can reach the top cupboard then?

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Adora, sitting Bow and Glimmer down on the two chairs beside her: Now guys, I need to tell you something.

Bow: Okay.

Adora: It's very serious, so you guys have to listen up. No distractions.

Glimmer, squealing: Alright!

Adora: Okay, thank you guys so much. I know it's hard for you guys to stay put for a long while, especially you, glimmer, so I'll just make this quick, I-

Glimmer, very enthusiastically waving her hands in the air: Oh my god are you finally telling us you're gay??

Adora:

Bow:

Adora: I was going to say- that we ran out of doritos- but I mean- you're not wrong...

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Glimmer: Okay, if you had to choose between coffee and tea, which would you choose?

Adora, walking in with a cup of coffee: I like coffee, it's bitter and tasteless and-

Catra: You people are all weak. Energy drinks. I pick energy drinks. They once lasted me a whole 24 hours and I never felt sleepy even once.

Frosta: Ha, you're all pathetic. I could totally stay awake for a whole night without anything-

Perfuma: WHAT ABOUT SLEEP?? ANYONE HERE EVER HEARD OF SLEEP??

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Catra: FUCK YOU

Adora: YEAH, OKAY, FUCK ME. FUCK ME THEN HUH?? DO IT. I DARE YOU.

Catra: HA, OKAY MAYBE I WILL. I'LL DO IT. TONIGHT. 10' O CLOCK SHARP

Adora: OH YOU'RE ON. I'LL SEE YOU THEN. WE'LL SEE WHO'S FUCKING WHO THEN.

Catra, walking away: FINE!

Adora, also walking away: FINE!

Glimmer, watching:

Glimmer: what in the world just happened

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Hordak: My girlfriend is by far the smartest woman I have ever met. She is amazing and I will love her until the end of time.

Entrapta: Aww, Hordak, that's so sweet.

Hordak, smiling:

Entrapta: I love having you as my lab partner too!