❀ Nathan ❀

🎓 English Lit @ BSU. 🌈 Queer. He/Him. 🏠 Hufflepuff. 🎮 Currently Playing: Dark Souls III

[beaft]

i’ve put on the first harry potter movie to keep me company while i draw, and can i just say: the way that harry+co immediately jump to suspecting snape of Nefarious Evildoings simply because he’s kind of a dick will never not be funny to me. they don’t even know he used to be a death eater at this point. they know literally NOTHING about him they’re just like “well he was mean to me in class the other day, so he’s probably a spy for voldemort” “yeah that seems legit. let’s set him on fire” 

[bitchyglitch]

Harry+co: the vibes on this man… disgusting…

[vaticanomenon]

Hermione: Vibe check *sets him on fire*

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

being a genzennial is like. you remember the recession but you still have to occasionally google things like “who is bernie madoff” because you were busy watching drake & josh when all that went down

[shes-a-maslaniac]

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

[anxietyproblem]

[tiredbiostudent]

imma keep it real with you chief. sometimes university workloads are just fucking unreasonable and unfeasible unless you’re not mentally ill or you’re someone who’s able to be On™ and productive 24/7 (which is like.. no one??) and no amount of “you need to learn time management skills because this is what it’s like in the real world” is gonna change that

[togidemicomics]

I AM A THOUSAND TONS. I AM AN INCONVENIENCE. I CAN HEAR YOUR LEG BONES FRACTURE UNDER MY TRAGIC BOTTOM. SOMEONE ASSASSINATE ME

[neurodivergent-crow]

Big fucking mood

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[dr-dendritic-trees]

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

[squibbbly]

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

[pon-raul]

Hero cat

[goaliesarethebest]

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

[jenniferrpovey]

See.

Kittens can’t regulate their own body temperature. That’s why they pile up.

Cats see us as colony members.

Masha saw a kitten that was on its own, no mommy, no other kittens to cuddle with. She instinctively knew that was a cold kitten. She knew that a kitten alone on a cold night was very likely to die. Because a kitten would have died too.

So, all she was doing was what any good colony member does - protecting the abandoned kitten. Then when the abandoned kitten’s mommy didn’t come back, she called the rest of the colony for help.

People have this bizarre idea that housecats don’t have a social sense. They do, and it saved this kid’s life. And possibly Masha’s too, as life on the streets is dangerous for a kitty.

We say “good dog” all the time, but Masha was being a very, very good cat…not just by human moral standards but by feline ones.

[hommepieds007]

New York City...The High Line...Handsome dude...on the chaise lounge chairs...barefooted...notice his Sperry shoes to the side...I bet they smell of his foot sweat 🔥👣👞

[endangered-justice-seeker]

Separation of young children, in fact any children, from their carer is child abuse, and I would love to see those who initiated and implemented this policy charged with this offence.

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

Trump (and any part of his administration involved) should be removed from power, prosecuted and stripped of their wealth and assets - and that wealth should be used to pay for reuniting these families and paying for their therapy. 

[wholesomepetmemes]

[nessa007]

tall girl (2019): “you think your life is hard. i’m a high school junior and i’m wearing size 13 nikes. mens 13 nikes. beat that.”

poc, lgbtq, disabled people, those going through poverty:

[huntydraws]

We had to do Kinetic typography in class today. I chose a very important audio clip

[lordmegatroll-dicc]

this actually made me start to cry

[budacub]

“HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE HAD THE HOLY GHOST CUM IN YOU”

[cool-bacon-dude]

If you watch this you go directly to hell

[kingjaffejoffer]

“im getting old” starter pack

“this is way too sweet”

“they’re remaking that movie already????”

“my back hurts”

“wait, people get mad about that now?”

“I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”

“hold on let me check my calendar first”

**turns on the radio** [groans]

[thuggums]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday

[zerofucksclub]

[ascandalinthepolicebox]

donna lynne champlin deserved an emmy for this scene

[soracities]

who else is in the mood to walk barefoot over the moors in a blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish in ur soul and wet leaves in ur hair while the wind blows moodily and dramatically?

[bumble-b-goode]

can we all get mcdonalds afterwards

[soracities]

we all deserve it so yes absolutely. my treat

[shaolinbynature]