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skygenders

this is the hill staff is choosing to die on i guess

laurbyboom

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

awookieinsheepsclothing-deactiv

But sir this is my emotional support hateful slur

eartharchives

There might be hope for our oceans, thanks to one clumsy moment in a coral tank.

It typically takes coral 25 to 75 years to reach sexual maturity. With a new coral fragmentation method, it takes just 3.

spiroandthelacktones

!!!!

gendernihilistanarchocommunist

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while you studied the blade

I studied the blade too we were classmates

iamfuckingtrash

hey bro is there any blade homework due tomorrow

totallynotfabianschwartz

Oh my god they were classmates

hashtagloveloses

fullmetel

how long were ed and ling in gluttonys stomach for before they ate ed’s boot? i bet those dumbasses were in there for an hour and got so hungry they ate a shoe. i bet it wasn’t even a day. they looked at each other and said “god, we haven’t eaten since lunch.” and then ed took his boot off and they ate it

lesbianboboberens

when Ellen came out, the backlash was so harsh that she didn’t work for three years. lesbians were man-hating dyke perverts, to be kept away from children and from the public eye, and she was treated like it. when she did get back into the industry, she struggled to come back as anything more than The Lesbian who had caused all that controversy. people hated her, and by proxy hated Oprah (and sent her racist threats and insults) for her role in Ellen’s coming out.

so it’s no wonder that when she got the chance Ellen took up a talk show that allowed her to build a reputation as a friendly, happy, and utterly harmless character. since coming out, she has steered almost explicitly away from politics, especially from focusing too much on being a lesbian. she is just a friendly, smiling, liberal-leaning and generous talk show host, almost apolitical and tiptoeing around controversy where her peers (Stephen Colbert, James Corden, Conan O’Brien, John Oliver, Trevor Noah, etc.) have been able to be explicitly political.

when the Ellen netflix special comes out, I think we’re gonna see Ellen be political, be controversial, be crass or snarky or daring in ways that break severely with what we think Ellen’s personality is. And frankly, I want us all to be so ready for it, because the woman has waited so long–has seen an entire generation come and go–just to be able to be an open, successful, controversial lesbian, and i want her to be loved for it

softbrooklyn-deactivated2019052

also like I love how avengers infinity war was about having AS MANY CHARACTERS AS POSSIBLE and avengers: endgame is just like here’s eight white people

aphrobites

thanos’ snap was as random as an airport’s random security check

sailoryue

Thor may be Caucasian, but his character is an ALIEN based on NORSE MYTHOLOGY

Natasha may be Caucasian but she is RUSSIAN

Scott Lang, Bruce banner, Steve Rogers and Tony Stark are the only Americans in this I think?

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blueskittlesart

volleyball adora. . . . PLEATHE, . . I WOULD GIVE THE SUN AND THE STARS FOR ADORA IN A VOLLEYBALL OUTFIT

I’ve been wanting to draw modern!au she-ra chars for. so long but i needed some sort of like sport or something to tie into the au and i know….. a little bit about volleyball so guess that’s what we’re doing now

(bonus catra under the cut because im GAY)

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