Joe 18 Sexuality: sure???

NSFW Probably? @notmusa 🅱lease make more Spider-Crab-Man 🅱lease

[sunfortune]

the batman (2021)

the joker: HAHAHAAHHA H HA HAHAHAHAH HA

robert pattinson: …………………………effervescent

[spcrash]

I can’t believe this post is how I learned that Robert Pattinson is playing Batman.

[fuks]

[earthybitchywitch]

SPITE

[starryhyde]

Fellas this is what Male feminism looks like

[alexselbyart]

Assimilate // 2019

Part 1 of an on-going body of work

I had to redact one of my photos since tumblr staff lied about nudity being allowed in art apparently

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

[sassafrassatrash-blog]

Let me say to all the skeptics out there, as someone who has recently left the hell pit that is walmart, this is a real fucking question and when I asked about it i was told there’d been an ‘incident at corporate’.

[xeppeli]

this is still the best addition to this post

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

throwback to when someone blatantly lied on my own obviously fake walmart application post

[relatablephotosofjustinmcelroy]

[adriftwoods]

the exact polar opposite of this image

[giraffepoliceforce]

[thissitewasamistake-deactivated]

I recently had a “Fuck it, I’m confident in my shooting ability” moment and came out to a bunch of my semi-conservative co-workers at a BBQ (I work for a rural fire department), And one of them started to awkwardly scoot away from me, so I said “Don’t worry dude, you’re not my type, I’m only interested in attractive men”. All of my other coworkers started laughing at the dude I said it to and a couple of them complimented me on my comeback.

The moral of the story is, When you come out to a new group of People, target the first person to look uncomfortable and roast them into oblivion.

[aggrokawaii]

Power move

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that there was an early 1900s act named “Sober Sue”, who’s draw was she never smiled. A theater offered $1000 to any one who could make her laugh, attracting big comedians. Crowds came out to watch them try, and fail, giving them a free show. Later it came out that Sue suffered from facial paralysis (x)

[oleathe]

[iworkinretail-myguy]

one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”

[gen-zee]

imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

I’m at mcdonalds and this teenage boy just asked his friend why he was wearing a superman shirt with a batman hat and he said “they’re boyfriends you asshole” the children………… are our future perhaps

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

ppl are implying this is fake and I won’t try to convince u bc idc but I gotta ask: do u think if I wanted to make something up it would be a story where I’m sitting at mcdonalds alone and eavesdropping on teenagers when one of them said something funny? do u really think that’s the flattering picture of myself I wish to present? sad nosy lady at mcdonalds?

[c3rvida3]

Me, feeling good after a new haircut: I–

My Dysphoria: You look like this now:

[c3rvida3]

*prints this out and puts it in a locket for when the sadtimes hit*

[lesbianredpanda]

[gabrieldreyfuss]

That Phantom Thread had the most beautiful trailer of 2017

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Practicing for my first open mic this weekend. Feedback appreciated!

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Just released: my unofficial soundtrack for Wii Jogging!

[abbaswift]

you know who we need at the met gala? harper finkle

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

I also want to make it abundantly clear this is why people say “fuck cops” and why “Blue Lives Matter” is bullshit. It may only be a “handful” of corrupt cops (which is also bullshit) but it’s the entire institution behind them that enables them and refuses to take any form of accountability. Every single cop is complicit. Every single one.

[allcops]

Americans Want Drug Tests For Cops - Cops Say It's Unconstitutional

Many people agree to be randomly drug tested as part of their job description. There are benefits to this, as even if it doesnt keep people from working in an impaired state, it does help to deter them. This testing often occurs in even jobs not requiring its workers to potentially save lives, so…

Oh OK, so according to cops drug tests are only unconstitutional when cops are being asked to take them.

[solarpunkcast]

So cops can arrest people for drugs, but don’t want to be drug tested themselves??