The Gay Nerd

Things that I find interesting or funny and some of my own stuff. I'll try to keep it SFW-ish, but no promises.

[gaynerdcomic]

I actually did unknowingly bring a light jacket today lol

[gaynerdcomic]

Mermaids are monsters, Michelle Visage. They drowned and ate sailors. If you’re gonna judge a Monster Ball, learn your shit.

[wordswithkittywitch]

This post is me acknowelging that some people go onto tumblr to escape the real world and to soothe themselves after stressful experiences, so if they block or ignore social justice and news stories so that their decompression isn’t interrupted with yet more stress, it is not only no one’s business but it makes perfect sense.

Never judge people for not reblogging something.

[shencomix]

[gaynerdcomic]

I’m looking forward to all the X-Men/Kingdom Hearts fan art

[keybladesoras]

Reggie as Goose

[seachord]

Godzilla: King Of The Monsters (2019)

“Which of these titans are here to protect us?“

“Which of these titans are here to threaten us?”

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[badjokesbyjeff]

Sir, you’ve got a very rare disease

Me: “How rare?”

Doctor: “You pick the name”

[sarcasminc]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[yourbrothershotfriend]

[gif87a-com]

3D-printed Sovereign Armor with LED lights [x]

[wolfpuppy]

Holy crap, this is mind blowing. 

[impleiadic]

@wearepaladin

[we-are-swordsage]

I don’t remember where I found them; I think it was a post by Geek and Sundry, but there are more pictures of this set with Marisha Ray wearing it. 

And just in case it hadn’t yet be seen. Hey, @wearepaladin and @wearecleric, check this out. 

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of underrated tweets, part 3

(the series)

[gaytheist-dyke]

Me: *sets my alarm for tomorrow*

Phone: Alarm is set for 4 hours and 37 minutes from now.

Me:

[hgwishingwells]

I rate “Man Fairy” emojis

A cute woodland sprite! A mischievous boy, currently casting a spell on some mortal to tie their shoelaces together. 9/10 why is he wearing board shorts?

Oh man. Oh bro. This one is rough, from the color palette reminiscent of a Claire’s final clearance sale, to his oddly positioned hidden foot, to his vacant death stare. 1/10 give him a pair of pants.

This one is more representative of a fairy, it doesn’t convince me a tiny fey creature is living in my phone like the others. His head is not connected to his body, which is somewhat disturbing. 3/10.

This looks like Samsung saw the Apple’s Man Fairy on TV as a child before google existed and drew it in his school notebook from memory. 7/10 he did a pretty good job.

This looks like the love child of Tinker Bell and Winnie the Pooh. I don’t like to call things “childhood ruining” but if I ever do this’ll be the first. 2/10 at least give him ears.

A drastically different approach from Facebook, this is not your run of the mill sweet fairy boy. He came from a distant frozen wasteland. He has never done a good deed in his life, not once. And he wants to fucking RAGE. 10/10 I’m genuinely scared.

This is just the tooth fairy. 2/10 I have a personal grudge (my teeth were worth FAR more).

Damn. I’d let him raw me on a toadstool and the chipmunks could watch. 11/10.

[feministism]

[90377]

[chauncy42]