Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
Oh God I hope this is not a hoax. EDIT: Fucking weird!! An hour after I did this I got a response back on some work I’d quoted on but never thought would happen. And the guy apologised for not replying sooner!! Fuck the bagel worked :-)
Edit: We’re talking again!! We don’t really talk a lot cause of our (strict as all hell)parents and hiding the relationship from them, so I was really happy I got to talk with him again😊
Brothers + dia with a Male!MC who wears joke boxers (like ones with characters and stuff on it) + which of your boxers they’d like the most/steal
Male mc, some suggestive stuff, mostly fluff/crack
Author note: I was gonna do everyone (-Luke ofc) but I reached the 10 image limit so I might do a pt2 also I kinda got lazy when searching for some of them
Lucifer
When he first found out he just sighed, “why do you wear such… dumb boxers?”. Would try to convince you to wear his instead 😏 to show your his, would be kinda of a turn off for him especially if they’re real goofy or bright colored. But he doesn’t really mind the hungry hippos ones, he won’t admit it but thinks it’s kind of cute seeing you wear ones like this makes him think you look more innocent. “Next time you get new underwear let me help you pick them out” than he will get you guys a plain black pair to match
Mammon
He’d wear a lot of money related ones so he’d think yours are pretty cool, if you have any casino or money related ones he’d definitely steal them but he would never admit it “these are my boxers mc!! No I didn’t take them out of your room why would I care about your dumb underwear?!” As he’s wearing the ones you just bought. He’d love having a matching pair with you
These would be his top 2 favs of yours
Levi
He’d love almost all of them, espically anime or video game related ones. He’d get super excited if you’d want to get a matching pair that his face would be a red as a tomato while saying “r-really?! You wanna a matching pair of boxers with a yuckky otaku like me?! I’ve seen this in a anime”. He’d definitely steal your underwear but would refuse to admit to it
Satan
He’d find some of them cute and others he wouldn’t really be to opinionated on the others. He really likes the ones with cats on them and will steal them with no shame either, like he’ll wear your boxers around you and say “I’m not sure where your cat boxers went, maybe you lost them”. Would never give you them back, you’d have to pull them off of him in his sleep to get them back and then he’d be mad at you like you were stealing his
Asmo
He’d wouldn’t like to wear them so he’d barely steal them. But he’d think some of them are cute and would tease you for “being innocent”. Tho he’d think you’d look cute in any boxers.
Beel
Would want to steal them but can’t because he’s worried he’d rip them. Would find them all cute and would prefer you wearing only them when cuddling. He really likes the one with like the laser cats and pizza.
Belphie
he would say he doesn’t care what your boxers look like but in reality he’d be wearing yours, and he acts like their his like when you get out of the shower and your wearing a pair he likes then he’ll pull them off of you and put them on himself with no care about what you think.
Diavolo
Would LOVE them all and think they’re adorable. He’d definitely steal multiple pairs and keep them but barbatos would always end up returning most of them to you so later diavolo will just start asking to have some.
Lucifer, mammon and Satan when g/n mc fakes being sick to stay home
After a long week you really just wanted to stay home and do whatever you wanted to do, there was a new show you wanted to watch and 2 new video games you wanted to play but you weren’t allowed to miss another day for no real reason so you had to fake being sick, you did all the tricks like a hot rag on your head to make your skin warm and stick, putting a thermometer under a light to fake a high temperature, etc
Lucifer
First to notice your absence at breakfast so he sent mammon to go get you but when he heard you were sick after having no signs all week he decided to see himself
“Hello mc, how do you feel?” He said with half sympathy, 99.9% you were faking it. “It’s really hot in here and I feel all dizzy and my throat hurts so you know”
He’d put his ungloved hand on your forehead
“Hm? This is quite concerning, your extremely warm and this thermometer you took says 102… you’ll have to go to the hospital immediately”
Has no real intention on bringing you to the hospital he’s always 4 steps ahead he knows your faking he’s just trying to make you admit it
If you admit it then there won’t be much of a punishment
Buttt if you continue faking being sick he’d make you wish you were actually sick
“Well since your sick you need to sleep so no phone, tv or any devices at all, plus you need to stay in bed all day. I’ll come check up on you every 30mins to make sure you’re in bed and take your temperature”
Honestly you’ve lucked out as soon as luci walks thru the door
Mammon
When he went to get you and saw you laying down looking sick he instantly started freaking out
You’d have to tell him how you’re just trynna get out of school to get him to calm down
But honestly that was a mistake because he doesn’t do a good job making it seem like you’re sick
He’d go down stairs and say “well mc is sick so they can’t go to school or anything”
You’d end up having to go sick but if you didn’t then he’d stay home
Satan
Stopped Lucifer from going to check on mc first
Would figure out you’re not sick almost immediately
Would make you go to school
Unlesss you pulled the “your acting like Lucifer” card
Then he’d give you a angry look
“I’m nothing like Lucifer and you know it, but if you must go and lie to such extreme measures for me to allow you to stay home then I guess I’ll cover for you”
You get to stay home… as long as Lucifer doesn’t try to check on you
You’re gonna get a earful later from him for comparing him to Lucifer
Nsfw, overstimulation, mutual masturbation, tail fucking, male mc, not proofread
Non nwlnw of fem aligned read or interact!!
After getting bored you decided to go on pornhub to see well yk but something caught you’re eye 2 demons jerking each other and fucking each other with their tails and oh my diavolo is that what they say instead of oh my god? It looked so good and than the amazing thought came to your head “my demon form has a tail, I can do this but with who?” Barbatos was wayyy too busy to do it with you right now and Satans tail didn’t feel to great so the best and really only option was levi. You went to Levi’s room, he was always watching dirty stuff and masturbating, why wouldn’t he want to try this with you?. Once you got to the door you could here groans of pleasure you couldn’t have come at a better time, opening the door you could see him rubbing himself through his pants while watching hentai, you walk up to his computer pause the video he freezes in embarrassment and looks up at you “horny are we?” “W-well umm” you starting typing in the video from earlier on his computer as you say “since you’re already turned on I thought we could try this, what do you say” levi looks at the video of the two demons screaming in pleasure tail fucking each other “you want to do this…with me?” You nod in agreement as a dumb horny smile crosses his face, he’s very much into the idea.
You both kneel on some cushions thrown on the floor as you guys messily make out, gently biting his lower lip pulling a whimper from him, soon unbuttoning each others shirts and pants till the cold air hits your guys now naked body’s in your demon forms. You grab a bottle of lube gently spreading around his tail making him moan at the sight and feeling of your hands gently massaging it, he can’t take it anymore he needs your tail inside of him, he grabs the lube pouring some on your tail and basically giving your tail a handjob making you lay your head on his shoulder as moans pour from your mouth.
His tail gently rubs against your hole before slowly entering it making you bite Levi’s shoulder and moan at the new amazing feeling, he positions your tail right at his hole before you plunge into him making him throw his head back and let out a loud high pitched moan that everyone in HoL most likely heard but it didn’t matter you both already felt so good and it was just starting. You started your tail at a slow pace making thrusts his hips back for you to go faster his tail starts at a rough and fast pace, he reaches down and starts rubbing your slit as he begs for you to go faster inside of him. How could you resist his adorable little begs your tail starts going faster inside of him pounding his prostate as you start jerking him off. This goes on for a while until you both get close to your guys release, moaning and whimpering, chests pressed against each other, heads laying on each others shoulders, one of your guys hand working each others cock and the other rubbing each others nipples.
His release comes first, he screams in pleasure as his cum paints your hand and stomach your tail and hand still moving fast on him making bite into your neck to muffle his moans, his tail presses into your prostate as it starts abusing it, his hands working faster on you, rubbing your leaking slit as the other starts gently massaging your balls making you groan as you cum HARD, both of your guys hands and stomachs are covered in each others cum, yet neither of your guys dicks are getting soft, it’s gonna be a very long night with this new found pleasure.
Obey me brothers + royals with a mc who’s had hallucinations of monsters/weird creatures their whole life and attracted to “scary things”
This is 100% self indulgent, so for some background when I was 5yrs old I watched ghostbusters and woke up at night seeing ghost floating around and ever since then I’ve been attracted to scary things and still will have hallucinations of creatures/monsters that are super realistic so here’s obey me with a mc like that
Lucifer
He’d be very curious about all of it, he’d wanna hear about the first time it happened in extreme detail and would want to know about all the other times and why it happens, but if you’re not comfortable talking about them than he won’t press it and will leave it alone. But if you still have them he’d would require you to tell him so he can prevent another one especially if the hallucinations make you very anxious for a long time. He’d be a bit worried when he finds you staying up reading about real ghost experiences and other paranormal stuff “why do you even read this stuff? Do you think the stuff you’ve seen was real?” “Well I didn’t know there was really demons until a couple months ago”. Doesn’t think that the things you’ve seen were real, just hallucinations.
Mammon
He’s scared of it, he’s really worried the things you’ve seen were real and is scared that they’ll hurt you. He’ll use it as a excuse to be extra clingy to you. “The great mammon will scare of any ghosts from hurting you!!” Then he’ll scream on the top of the lungs when he hears a noise thinking he angered a ghost. He wouldn’t like when you watch horror movies or documentaries about that kind of stuff but he will act like it’s him helping you out “h-hey you shouldn’t be watching this stuff what if you get a nightmare or another hallucination?!” “I like watching this tho” “see you’re already acting crazy!”
Levi
He’d be really curious about it and would show you some anime’s and mangas about horror. He’d want to know about what you’ve seen before and what triggers them if anything does. “That sounds like episode 7 of the anime the lonely human stuck inside a haunted hotel!!” He’s kinda of scared by some of the stories you’ve told him about. He’ll watch horror movies with you and some documentaries depending on what they’re about. He’ll love listening to you tell him about any horror stories you’ve read or heard.
Satan
Most interested in it out of everyone, how often does it occur, what emotions were you feeling before and during the hallucinations, what’s the common reason for them happening, what makes you interested in them, do you think any of them were real???? He’ll want to hear every single detail about each time in order so he can write it down. “Has any of them happened since you’ve been in devildom? Are the human looking or more animal like? Have they ever spoken? Have they gotten more realistic since you’ve now met demons?” He’d find it all really interesting and would love to read and watch horror stories with you. There’s times where the things you’ve described have reminded him of creatures from devildom making him wonder if some of the things you’ve seen were actually real.
Asmo
He would be terrified when you told him about your hallucinations, would be concerned you might be crazy since you see horrifying things yet want to learn more about them. “Are you crazy?Why are you trying to find out more about these creatures when you have me to find out more about *wink wink*” finds documentaries boring most of the time but would enjoy watching horror movies with you and listening to you tell him about the books you’ve while he’s painting your nails or doing your hair.
Beel
Gets concerned when you tell him, and is even more concerned when you tell him you like learning more about scary things “I don’t think it’s normal to want to learn about the things that scare you” but wouldn’t try to stop you from learning as long as it didn’t give you nightmares, if you were getting more hallucinations or nightmares from reading and watching horror things than he’d stop you “you shouldn’t keeping watching these movies and reading these books if it’s causing you harm, why don’t we watch something else” but they weren’t harming you than he’d love watching the movies with you and listening to you tell him about the books and your hallucinations
Belphie
Wouldn’t act like he cared but really he’s concerned that you might have more hallucinations especially after what he had did to you, he’d also be worried that if some of the things you’ve seen were real but he won’t say anything because he doesn’t want to make it worse. Would “watch” horror movies with you (fall asleep next to you while you watch them), and would like listening to you talking to him about your experiences while he falls asleep.
Diavolo
He’d be really curious about them, he’d ask you a-lot of similar questions as Satan. Would be curious since some of the creatures sound like ones from devildom. Would LOVE listening to you tell him all the stories you’ve read, movies you’ve watched and hallucinations you’ve had.
Barbatos
Would be pretty curious but wouldn’t straight out ask you to tell him you’re experiences, he’d just be happy to listen if you started telling him about them. Would find it interesting that some of the creatures resembled devildom
Oral hc with Lucifer,Satan, beel, Simeon and Barbatos
Male reader, nsfw, male body, biting (Lucifer, Satan, barbatos), overstimulation (Lucifer, beel, Simeon), slight degradation (Lucifer?, Satan, barbatos), being tied up and blindfolded (barbatos)
NON NWLW AND FEM ALIGNED DO NOT READ OR INTERACT
Lucifer
Giving mc head:
Ohhh where to start, he would start by teasing your tip giving it little kisses and kitten licks, licking it up and down for a atleast a good 5 minutes making you beg for him to put you in his mouth and he would, once he feels like you’ve begged enough and proved how much of a little slut you are for. He’ll make you cum twice with just his mouth for foreplay only then he’ll blow out your back making you by the end of the night wayyyy overstimulated from cumming at least 5 times. He just wants to watch your thighs shake as you moan and whimper his name
Getting head:
He would mouth fuck you, holding your head still as he goes rough on your throat, making you make eye contact with him until he cums, he just finds it so attractive to watch you on your knees with his hand entangled in your hair looking up at him, it just fills his gigantic ego.ohhhh and how he’d love it if you gave him a little nibble on the inside of his thighs
Satan
Giving mc head:
Would put on a performance, gently licking the tip before slowly putting it in his mouth, wrapping his tongue all around it until your dick is covered in his salvia, kissing the inside of your thighs and then going back to licking up and down your cock, with such a performance you’d better be giving him your full attention, if you’re not looking at him he’ll bites the inside of your thighs making you yelp or whimper
Getting head:
Honestly he pefers giving you head instead of getting it, would tease you if you begged for him to let you sick him off “aww my little whore is so horny all they can think about is my cock”, but his groans and whimpers would let you know how much he was enjoying it, would prefer to do 69 than just have you giving him head
Beel
Giving mc head:
I hope your ready to be overstimulated and going at it for hours when you agree to let him give you head. He would go for at-least 2 hours before he stopped because he didn’t want you to get hurt or too tired. Your legs would be shaking uncontrollably with an immense amount of pleasure overflowing in your body, tears of pleasure and a foggy mind, all you remember to do is moan, whimper and call out his name. He’d be so happy too if you let him go on for however long he wanted, holding your thighs/hips down every once in a while saying “you taste so gooood mc and your doing such a good job just a little longer I promise, you can handle another 2 more orgasms right?”, you’ll cum atleast 9 times a couple of them being dry orgasms. And it’s not just your cock he plays with, he’ll finger you or put a vibrator in you, or he’ll eat you out while giving you a handjob
Getting head:
He’d prefer giving you head then getting it himself , but if you really wanted to he would let you take control because he knows he’s big and doesn’t want to accidentally hurt you, LOVES when you play with his tip, would also enjoy 69 a lot having you layering on top of him enjoying his cock
Simeon
Giving mc head:
I hc Simeon as a absolute cum slut he loves having you cum on his face, chest,back anywhere really, he also loves how your cum tastes, he thinks it’s the most sweetest thing in the world and he’s addicted to it, he’ll make you cum atleast 3 times in his mouth, and than you’ll have to cum in him a couple times too. He’d start by licking up and down your cock while massaging your balls, kissing your tip and giving it kitten licks while one of his hands keep massaging and the other rubbing the base of your cock trying to milk you
Getting head:
Although he’ll suck on you all night he gets very sensitive very fast so you can only go about one or 2 rounds oral before he’s passed out, but if you’re into eating ass he’d LOVE it being bent over as you eat him out would make him feel sooo good all he would do is moan and whimper in pleasure “mmm~ mc! sooo good” his thighs shaking as he’s barely able to hold his self up. Out of everyone he’d love 69ing the most out of all of them
Barbatos
Giving mc head:
He’ll have you tied up with a blindfold on as he swirls he toungue around your tip wanting to see your reaction, vibrator in you pressed right against your prostate and massaging your balls trying to make you get very loud and vocal as he overstimulates you. And ohh does he know how to use his tongue teasing your tip as he massages your cocks base to start off than deepthroating you making you moan and whimper, he’ll make you cum 4 times with just his mouth if he wants to make you extra sensitive
Getting head:
He’ll have one hand in your hair to tug on if you aren’t going fast enough or not making eye contact. Would love to mouth fuck you but also would love you taking control and giving him some good head. But really he’s more into giving head than receiving. Wouldn’t really like 69 because he likes eye contact during head
Imagine luke giving mc a gift on mothers AND Father’s Day, he’d probably give Simeon one too. It doesn’t matter your gender he’ll see you as his mom and dad at the same time so he’d give you a gift on both days
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