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i'm such a weird perverted freak but i'm also such a romantic cutiepie lovergirl yknow

I know I couldn't handle having kids but if I was left in charge of some, I'd take them to the park to feed ducks. Not bread though, you shouldn't feed that to ducks. We're feeding them lettuce. Let the ducks going apeshit over lettuce show the kids that lettuce is actually awesome. When they go home, their parents are baffled by the fact that the kids are now willingly eating salad. In the most horribly animalistic fucked up way possible.

scramratz

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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I did it! It sucked but I did it!

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you girls really like this one

homunculus-argument

The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

teaboot

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

justlightmeonfire

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

teaboot

Also the amulet

crippled-peeper

“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother

sandmandaddy69

chellings

dambiex

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ally beardsley playing a young trans character who will grow into their full potential as the season progresses with a group of more experienced party members welcome back pete conlan

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wait and zac has a phantasmal dog …. is this the unsleeping city !?

samtf

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

baileyphobic-deactivated2025111

"Top or bottom?" I say we wrestle and do whatever feels good????

sapphicideas

average switch interaction i fear

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I think it needs to become common knowledge that "inability to read social cues" can show up as overcompensating.

You don't know how much misbehaviour is allowed, so you become the perfect child who never tests rules.

You don't know if someone is irritated with you, so you'll be extra generous and self-effacing.

You don't know how much is expected of you at work so you'll kill yourself in a minimum-wage job and not notice that nobody else is working like this.

"Hardworking and quiet" should be as much of an autism red flag as "ignores rules and doesn't know when to stop talking". Or why don't we just start using words to communicate so i can stop tracking everybody's eyebrow twitches, that would be great.