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Black Wings Linz

If you're bored and want to experience the incredible stupidity and beauty that is Black Wings Linz hockey, look no further. I've got the primer for you. It's silly and entirely unserious at times (just like those guys). It's best if you open it on PC because opening it on mobile screws up the quality. If you've got questions, ask me. I'll use any excuse to talk about this team.

Most special thank you goes to my friend who helped me with literally everything and listened to me whine about this for literally the whole time I made it. Thank you so much for helping me so much, can't wait to sit next to you again on the next gameday to watch our guys <3

#hockey #icehl #black wings linz #Five letter league #Ice hockey #Bwl

aropride

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

lesbian-stick-handling

Interviews with hockey players are fantastic, because it is a complex game that can be spoken about at length, but during the intermission they'll find the Wettest player imaginable on the losing team and for thirty seconds they'll ask them things like "what do you need to do to get more pucks in the net?" And the player (panting, haunted behind the eyes) says something like "well, we've got to get them in there"

raisinchallah

funniest title drop ever

transformativeworks

[ID: Title card from Season 4 Episode 21 of Xena: Warrior Princess - The Ides of March.

Gabrielle and Xena are crossing a bridge, and Gabrille is saying "Xena, you can't just walk into Rome and kill Caesar."

/ID]

fuchsea

btw i want to say that the entire tumblr community banding together is what got these changes reversed so i hope u all realise the power of a reblog and start reblogging posts instead of just liking them this is the reblog website so hit that button right now

melancholygirls

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

stillalittlekid

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

christ-with-a-why

cardcatcardboard

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

alchemillaatnight

actually as a woman I still think misandry makes you an unpleasant person and if you’re just out there saying shit like “all men should die” or “men’s mental health doesn’t matter” then you’re the type of person I want nothing to do with. also this is not what feminism is about btw, you’re not being a strong girl boss with this ideology, you’re just a bully

zombiemollusk

remember:

-the idea that women are less capable of abuse than men is an extension of the idea that women are weaker than men.

-the refusal to acknowledge men's mental health and emotions as valid things worthy of support comes from the idea that emotions are inherently feminine in nature and having them is, again, a sign of weakness.

-the treatment of men as generic and expendable and women as special contributes to the idea that women should have less representation because we already "have enough" and "don't need more" and we gotta "even the playing field" or some dumb shit, so any need or want for more attention, regardless of reason, is attributed to "pointless attention-seeking".

-all of this puts trans men in an even more uncomfortable position, because either they're made an exception (because they ~aren't really men~ you see) or they're viewed as self-hating misogynists because why else would you "choose" to be the Trash Gender (tm)?

all of these seemingly pro-women anti-men sentiments stem from beliefs produced and enforced by toxic masculinity; as such, misandry is often really just misogyny in disguise.

zombiemollusk

adding more onto this:

-the idea that men are inherently terrible only serves to excuse men for being terrible. because, hey, they can't help it, so why bother trying, right? part of holding men accountable for their awful actions is believing they can in fact be better.

-the reason "not all men" is so frustrating to hear is because it's often used in poor faith to derail much needed conversations about toxic masculinity and how it manifests, not because the phrase itself is untrue.

-continuing from the trans men thing, misandry can and does make it harder for trans men to come out, for fear of the aforementioned responses.

-yes, misandry can stem from trauma at the hands of a man. that's understandable, but trauma can reinforce a lot of prejudices, and we all have a responsibility to understand how we come to believe things and mind ourselves accordingly. that doesn't mean you need to hang around men all the time, nor does it mean you're wrong to feel the way you do about what men did to you - it just means recognizing the objective line between fact and feelings, and recognizing that you don't need to conflate the two to validate your feelings. "i am uncomfortable around men because of past experiences shared by a lot of women" is different from "men are all horrible irredeemable pieces of shit and need to die".

petey-cubed

Hockey is just a silly little game. We devote year after year after year to it without ever really hoping to get anything in return. We burn and bleed and cry, fully aware that the most the sport can give us, in the very best scenario, is incomprehensibly meager and worthless: just a few isolated moments of transcendence. That's all. But what the hell else is life made of?

From Beartown by Fredrik Backman

24x81

sidney crosby is gonna be in italy playing in the olympics for the first time since 2014 staring at the guy who played the slutty bottom fictional version of himself carrying the olympic torch as a reward for throwing ass so good on television it hypnotized the entire world

shortvideosandstuff

carnahan

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

airred

santa’s creed

theslickest-deactivated20240718

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

lacunadaisies

I’m queuing this on December 26th I’m ready for this

clarisimart

You better watch out

ajistorpid

You better watch out

thequestionablyhuman-deactivate

You better watch out

wlwadora-ble

You better watch out

Santa highlight reel worthy goal but at what cost. At what cost.

#Why did he have to do that when they were dressed up as nightmare cookies #I'm sorry but whoever designed this needs to think about what they did because wtf #Shawn St-Amant #black wings #black wings linz #icehl

juicysaross

SO.. WHAT ABOUT PEKKA AND JUUSE?

i'm here to answer that important question! in case you are new here, this is who i'm talking about:

yeah, those guys! pekka rinne and juuse saros.

they have quite a bit of confusing and shocking history when it comes to their situationship friendship, and i'm here to give everyone some of my favorite little pieces of information i've retained over the year or two i've been invested in these yellow guys!

first comes first, i'll inform you on the most basic knowledge, then i'll go more in depth.

FIRST PIECE-the collaring

the gif is right above. the collar was an item specific to that day, kind of like the shovel they use in the room now, but just one game. pekka received it, then said, "i've gotta give it to my boy," referencing juuse (a whole OTHER subject!) juuse gladly accepts it and just kind of lets pekka collar him. basic but amazing information.

SECOND PIECE-daddy and son

the most recurring of them all, the daddy and son "jokes" are pretty out there. it first appeared on an nhl beneath the ice video, with some quotes-

p: "daddy."

j: "yeah, he's my daddy, and i try to help him out as much as i can."

WOAH! i feel like the joke went right over his head... whatever!

another instance is the ice basketball video! pekka calls him son like a million times, but here's one bit-

THIRD PIECE-the tennessean reports

unfortunately, most of these articles are old and hard to find, but i have some for you! not much to say except to read them... they're pretty self explanatory!!

FOURTH PIECE-ELEVEN years?????

while i have no PHYSICAL evidence for this, i cannot make this up.

this is a pretty underground one. pekka was with a woman, a finnish singer (i think she won the voice...) and they were engaged for eleven years. then out of nowhere, pekka got a new house and broke up with her in the process. that exact year was when juuse was called up. he got his own room, went to pekka's sauna frequently and cooked with him! how cute!

FIFTH PIECE-NHLWAM

(credits: shootingoreos)

i don't know finnish. a lot of people don't. however, NHLWAM is a pretty good source for some pekka and juuse stuff. here are some translations in things they've said:

alittlelevity

my dream for tumblr is that we all relearn the phrase "it's not for me" and we remember that this is different from "it should not exist."

something something likes charge reblogs cast

thatonebubblebitch

Lord pls someone rp with me

markiplier

Ok. I’ll be Bim Trimmer.

“Hey. I’m Bim Trimmer.”

thatonebubblebitch

Wow thanks Mark that’s so kind of you totally what I needed what an honor W H Y YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT

markiplier

“Hey. Calm down. I know I’m Bim Trimmer and all but no need to get all confuzzled about it ha ha haa.”

*takes 2 steps towards your podium*

thatonebubblebitch

IM NOT ON A PODIUM MARK OR BIM OR WHOEVER YOU ARE PLEASE STOP IM TERRIFIED OUT OF ALL THE THINGS I POST YOU SEE T H I S

markiplier

“Ha ha haa. What a jokester! Now, for your final bonus round, would you like to be sent through the industrial meat-grinder or swim through the pool of piranha-chiuahaha hybrids? Also known as chiranhas.”

*saunters 2 steps closer to your podium*

thatonebubblebitch

I just wanna go home please let me go home I don’t want this anymore

markiplier

“Ha Ha haa. I don’t even know what that means but I like the enthusiasm for the chiranhas! Ok, just stand right there we’ll get you into position.”

*your podium launches you 135 feet into the air while the floor beneath you opens into a yawning chasm of yipping madness*

thatonebubblebitch

NO PLEASE MARK NO STOP I DON’T WANT THIS MARK NO PLEASE AH FUCK OH MY GOD I AM GOING TO D I E

markiplier

*you hit the water screaming with probably joy*

*the water quickly froths into a roiling cauldron of blood and slobber*

“OOOH!! Ha ha haa. Looks like you didn’t quite stick the landing! Everyone give it up for our willing volunteer and thanks so much for watching! I’m Bim Trimmer, and I’ll see you next time on ‘HIRE-MY-ASS!’”