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This pic is literally what unmedicated adhd feels like if someone ever asks you why you haven’t completed a simple task in 7 months just send them this

cryptotheism

People talk about Paul ruining Christianity like the guys before Paul didn't also have bad opinions.

the-wolf-emoji

this mf?

cryptotheism

Let's kill this ass hole

csny

i think getting an undergrad degree should come with a free "second try" voucher, where if you want to go get a second different degree from any school because you picked the wrong thing as a 17 year old, its totally free to try again

#wingate

gettingintoknives

literally how am i supposed to react to this email my mom sent my entire family

justatallstick

have this picture of my punk friend doing my other decidedly normal friends’ juggalo makeup

teaboot

This is like a right wing political cartoon I love that it's real

wlwaluigi

sylvies-kablooie

about 3 times per day over the past week i have had to force myself to stop scrolling through discourse and actually Go Do Work Instead with the same cadence i tell my dog to "DROP IT" when i see him chewing on an unknown substance

sylvies-kablooie

just had to do it again. you are not immune to reading the comments of stuff you KNOW is gonna suck but you CAN tell that dog eating trash in ur mind to knock it off.

mitchipedia

Between you, your husband and your senator, Planned Parenthood, 1982

https://reddit.com/r/vintageads/comments/1mbh22i/between_you_your_husband_and_your_senator_planned/

drunk0nheat

Something you gotta understand about me is that I am utterly reliant on my Beverages

hardwrench

Everyone knows the classic sight of a leek sticking out of the grocery bag. But what if I told you this gentle aromatic was good for more than just her pleasing silhouette?

hardwrench

made this post before 12 pm which means it was basically written by a different person. reading this with fresh eyes what gets me is the unintentional undercurrent of very specifically dated rocks-glass-clinking male chauvinism. It reads like im condescending to Katharine Hepburn

lymphonodge2

very tiny animals fill me w both love & anxiety

lymphonodge2

u are divine & please be careful

markscherz

I would die for you but please Watch Out

#u are divine & please be careful #wingate

flipchild

cryptotheism

EDIT: On the advice of my legal department, I would like to formally apologize to the elderly woman I called a "beta". I was not aware that she was the goddess Athena in disguise.

hellenhighwater

How did you train your cats to not wake you up?

By rolling over and stubbornly feigning sleep if they did.

Their brains are little cause-effect engines. If standing next to your face and yelling until you feed them doesn't actually produce that result, they'll eventually stop doing it. You just have to outlast them.

tafkarfanfic

So, we tried doing this with a cat we were looking after. We would not get up until the alarm clock went off.

One morning, he was standing by my head and screaming, but not in my ear. I looked up and saw that he had his little face one inch from the alarm clock. Because we only woke up when the alarm clock went off, he decided that it was the alarm clock that he needed to scream at until it woke up.